>tfw dick is too small to be a raging bull >tfw too manly

File: 1444088626173.jpg (123KB, 349x463px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 349x463px

>>36703639
She's hot! I hope she has a nice cute penis!

Have you considered suicide at all? I legitimately think if you spend your day posting the same question then you've lived far too long and wouldn't be of any use to anyone, not even other robots.

>>36703639
Whats this grils name again?

File: 574_1000.jpg (286KB, 911x1243px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 911x1243px

>>36703751
I found her! Her name is Kitty Lynn!

She has a cute penis! It's so pink!

Kitty Lynn!

I want to be a grill

>everything fine to be a trap
>small penis, skinny, white, submissive
>except I'm tall
What do I do? Can I at least be cute or a twink or something?

>>36703814
Top qt !
Origilo

>>36703639
What the fuck
this is disturbing as fuck

>>36703639
Are you a gay? Gays like the bears if your gay. If your not, well. You know what that means, it is wizard time.

>>36703639
WHERE IS THE DICK WJERE IS THE DICK WHEREISRHEDOCKWHEREISTHEDIKKWHEREEISTHEDICK

>>36704164
KILL
YOURSELF
Don't take titty skittles

>>36704164
how tall are we talking?

File: 1438858143743-2.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>36704747
No!

>>36704788
The dick is right here anon!

>>36704164
A tall shy girl with a penis is cute!

>>36704164
how tall anon?

>>36704164
also post feminine penis and asshole

File: damnit.png (14KB, 635x773px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 635x773px

>>36703639
>short
>scrawny
>hairy as hell
>not even gay really, not that traps like me anyway
I wasn't meant to experience love, was I.

File: 524571345.jpg (61KB, 642x960px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 642x960px

>>36704991
honestly anon, life fucking sucks. I want pic related just like you do but if you really want to fuck you have to lower your standards, most of the time pretty low.

File: y3Fk6hn.jpg (499KB, 1632x1224px) Image search: [Google]

499KB, 1632x1224px

>>36704889
>>36704935
6'3"
>>36704897
I beg to differ
>>36704959
I only have one of penis
>>36704863
I'm not doing either of those things

>>36705093
fucking hot, aww no more?

you can pull of 6'3", depends on how well dress/make up and wig

>>36705090
>lower your standards
You don't know me. I've talked to girls of all calibers and been rejected every time. I sincerely hope you're shitposting and only said that to get a rise out of me.

>>36704164
don't turn down shorter men, you'll probably find someone.

File: AFMAqxm.jpg (667KB, 1224x1632px) Image search: [Google]

667KB, 1224x1632px

>>36705162
I'm pretty sure you can't, I'll at least be as cute as I can while still being a guy, cos I could never come close to passing. Also here's butt since you asked, and yes I'm well aware how flat it is, I'm doing squats.
>>36705191
The problem is the other way around, no one wants a submissive guy who is taller than them. I have no problems at all with shorter men.

>>36705230
that's a gross ass, anon

File: sadasda.jpg (65KB, 634x481px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 634x481px

>>36705185
theres someone out there for everyone anon

pic related

>>36705268
You don't have to bully when I said I'm already aware.

>>36705093
>>36705230
You're cute anon. You have smooth skin, which is one of the main aspects to pull off the trap look. A hairy dude with rough skin like me couldn't pull it off if I wanted to.

I've seen tall traps before. Just dress in a cute way, look for ways to look more feminine(makeup, take good care of your hair, etc.), and do squats or other leg exercises if you want a more perky ass.

>>36704164
Pls be my gf(male)
t. 6'5

>>36705283
I bet my counterpart killed herself when I failed my suicide attempt.

>>36704164
Even niggers can be traps. It's the easiest thing you can do to get attention on /r9k/. Just never post your face, come up with an obnoxiously cutesy name like cheska, pizza, rem, rose, cracky, etc and you can be an internet waifu

>>36705496
Thanks
>tfw every time I post my butt I get relentlessly btfo
I'll prove them all wrong. Thanks for the advice
>>36705585
Pls be in UK, or at least post some form of contact info. Also I posted 2 lewd pics above, I'd look at then before deciding if you're interested
>>36705689
Maybe on the internet, but not real life. A 6'3" girl(female) would stick out like a sore thumb, let alone girl(male)

>>36705739
Yes. Exactly. An internet waifu. Maybe you should raise your screen up so you can read what I said, bean pole.

Dont pus your ass like that. Play with angles to make your hips/ass look bigger. It's similar to how your thighs look thiccer in the dick pick because of the angle

>>36705230
F L A T T
L
A
T
T

>>36705793
I did read it faggot, but what if I don't care about (you)s, but instead care about real life partners. Also good point about angles, I know literally nothing about how to take a good butt picture, I should look that up
>>36705805
REE FUCK OFF I LITERALLY ALREADY SAID THAT

>>36703639
>tfw dick is too small to be a raging bull

what do you mean?

All you need to be a Raging Bull is paranoia and a pair of boxing gloves

>>36705739
>uk
Sorry, I live in the nevada desert :(

>>36705838
First off
>Calling me a faggot
2nd off
Real life partners don't want sluts who post nudes on the internet for free
3rd off
Your ass is flat
4th off
Your rude

>>36705892
If blacks call people nigger why can't I call you faggot. Also I wouldn't be posting nudes on the internet for free if I had a partner. Also I FUCKING KNOW ITS FLAT. Also you were rude first by accusing me of not reading your post and calling me a beanpole you faggot
>>36705878
Nice place. Being in passenger seat driving through the desert from Vegas to the grand canyon is really nice.

>>36703639
have you tried not being a massive faggot?

File: where money goes.png (106KB, 903x639px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 903x639px

I probably shouldn't be commenting on this, but seeing the wretched misery in this thread has moved me to break my silence.

I am from the future. The year 2241 is when I came back. Don't ask me how, you wouldn't understand the science behind it anyway. After I made it back I was alone.... I quickly got a identity, a job, and have been living a fairly normal life.

But I fucking hate it here.

Women rule the planet, except for financially, but finance is such a tiny, tiny fraction of society (multi millionaires) that it doesn't really constitute anything. You live in the most retarded period in human history, by far. No time before or after the turn of the century (2000-2020) has been so HORRIFYINGLY retarded. You are living in the REAL dark ages and don't realize it.

What you fail to realize is that it's darkest just before dawn. All your penis-size insecurities and feminization from the females who ruin you is about to be over. Men are soon going to retake their rightful place as head of household and of society, by force. What the elites fail to realize is that subculture always wins. And when you make immoral and whoreific behavior mainstream, the subculture will become moral. And when the moral subculture gains momentum as the hippie movement did in the 60s... as the jazz movement did in the 20s.... Morality will be back again, BIG LEAGUE. I'm talking about women saving their virginity until marriage fellas. No more worrying about chad thundercock fucking every single female within 200 miles, making you feel inadequate and dooming you to live forever alone. Right now there are MILLIONS of females in their teens saving their virginity for marriage.... smart girls who see the destruction of society and choose to save it for the RIGHT ONE! one who will provide for them.. they still exist, and will be increasing in number DRAMATICALLY over the next couple decades, like I said, as the subculture gains momentum.

Morality will be making a big comeback.

>>36705956
>posts flat ass ass and shriveled up pocket cock without spoilers on a public forum for 30 year old men to peruse and masturbate to
>Acts like slut by having no regard for the future
>I'm the faggot
I don't care if you call me a faggot, do you not realize the irony in your statement?

File: 1458783508731.png (215KB, 1192x670px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 1192x670px

>>36705739
Prove them wrong anon. Getting a nice ass isn't as hard as people think. I used to have a relatively weird looking ass before, then I started lifting and now my ass looks great(in shape at least, I'm still a hairy fuck though). Become a cute trap, make us proud.

>>36705988
I still want to be a grill tho

>>36706069
Yes I do realise the irony. I thought using it as a general insult would be pretty funny because of said irony which is why I did it twice.
>>36705988
Hey future anon, will vr waifus, good enough to replace women, become a thing in my lifetime
>>36706086
Thanks senpai, although I'm still adamant that a 6'3" trap could never look anything other than hilarious

>>36705988
>2000-2020
Wait, do you mean things will start getting good in only four years? I think I can wait that along.

>tfw too fat to be a trap and all the timea i end up looking like mei from overwatch

Can someone freeze me please

>>36706169
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
Ok you mass replying imbecile. Why is it that all you traps are assholes? It's like it's all a farce, eh?

Get a trip so I can filter your dumbass

>>36704991
>>36705090
My little bro is chad jr.
He hits the gym and all his friends are good looking people.
He keeps on talking to me about who he should take to prom.
>yo this girl wants me want do you think? She's aight not that hot
Its a 9/10 qt every time.
I die a little every time

>>36706285
GUYS LETS STOP ARGUING AND POST MORE QT TRAPS

>>36706217
Sounds qt. Some people like chubby traps. Post pics.

>>36703639
Pls post more cute pics!
CUTE!

>>36705230
Hahaha I remember this noass poster from before

>>36705863
Hehe i got that one

>>36706169
VR will vastly improve and people will use it for porn but it will never fully replace human interaction.