>in science class >autistic shit we've ripped on for

>everyone is paralyzed, we never knew it would get this far
>especially since he converted to Judaism so he could become more of a cuck, he really hates guns
>he unzips his pants and whips out a giant dong
>we're talking 4-5 feet of circumsized, jewish-convert dong
>helicopters it around for a second, spraying shards of dried up cum into our eyes
>everybody running around in a blind panic
>he begins to whip people with his cock
>finally lassos it around his neck and hangs himself
>that was all his life amounted to
>at least the cum was dried up, I swear to god I would kill myself too if that cunt reproduced
Pic related, it's of him twerking on the stage

Fucking high schooler no cares about your gay ass story

>>36701572
>social studies
>8th grade
>autistic fuck
>hair cut so short looks like he's bald
>doesn't help he's blonde
>fat
>pretty sure he actually has autism
>no one likes him
>I know for sure he has turrets
>licks his shoulder all the time
>beaner makes fun of him for it
>2 seconds later he's licking his shoulder
>ask him "why are you doing that, he just made fun of you for it"
>he reminded me so I had to
>what
>next week
>farts a ton of rancid gas in every class
>everyone hates him
>makes fun of him for the next month or two
>starts being quieter every day
>used to say whenever the teacher gave an assignment "I already did that"
>everyone says shut up
>starts to turn red
>tries to tell science teacher
>teacher doesn't like him either
>does nothing
>throws up on table

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>>36701873
its me.
i know who you are, and you know who i am.

>>36701873
>fat autist tells us some shitty riddle
>his gases blanket everything
>smell is so nasty it causes an unstoppable wave of vomit

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time for a middle school green text thread.

let the games commence.

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>>36702066
also he wears these

>>36702192
simon says, or what ever the fuck its called, shoes wtf is that shit

>>36702215
skechers skx

>>36702215
>he's so poor and fat that he hasn't gotten new shoes since 6th grade
>they barely light up and can only manage to make a fart noise when he presses the button
>his kicks got taken up by the teacher because he still tries to play Simon says in class

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>be me
>5th grade
>5th was part of middle school in my school (the elementary school building was too crowded so they had to put 5th in the middle school building)
>me and friends stay after and play minecraft every day
>himachi server
>really old minecraft, back when it wasn't a bunch of normie children
>one qt girl hangs out with us
>likes minecraft too
>one day all of my friends have to leave earlier than usual
>just me and the pt
>oh shit erection
>fuck fuck fuck
>left hoodie in lunch room
>The shirt im wearing is slightly too small
>nothing to cover my 5th grader 4.5in with
>"anon whats that?"
>wtf she sees and notices what it is after she asks
>blushes
>asks if i would like to feel her tiddie
>nod fervently
>feel her undeveloped boob in room 273, mr. Guidesche

minecraft is to this day my favorite game.

>>36701572
wow thats so crazy cant believe something like that actually happened