Whats the worst injury you ever had anons or witnessed? >jumped

>>36700380
>be me
>cruisin down the street near mall
>buildind was like 4 stories
>see something fall off roof
>mfw it was a hobo

>>36700380
>we used to have these big windows in our old junior school
>saw a kid go through them once while running and jumpin over a wall
>had glass in his face

Guy changing a tyre roadside hit by an articulated lorry at 70 mph+. Stepped in his brains 50 yards before I got to the main part of him. Thought the head was missing, but it was down in the chest cavity. Never did find one leg.

>>36700380
Saw my dad try to get a nail out with a screwdriver, the screwdriver lodged itself under his nail and up the skin of his thumb

death by suffocation. The dude hanged himself and I found him

>be me, 9
>running car wash
>got bored because nobody wanted an incompetent 9 year old to fuck up their car
>get marvelous idea
>steal bother's scooter
>attempt to footplant over stepstool
>front wheel hits top step
>smack face on concrete
>get concussion
>loose a tooth
>almost have to get gum grafts
>could only eat ice cream and mashed potatoes for 2 weeks

>>36701347
story?
orginale post mane

>be me
>2 years old
>want to make mint tea
>something happened
>wake up at hospital with lef part of your face burned
>left part of your body is also burned
>literally never get to live with a nice looking face even though am attractive
>yeah, whatever

>resting foot on drawer knob
>suddenly the knob falls off
>foot slips
>the nail holding it on goes right into my foot
>momentum tears a gash into it
>blood everywhere
>rushed into the shower and passed out from shock

Had a knife through my left hand, witnessed open legbreaks happening.
Also was in the area of some car crashes with probably worse injuries, didn't exactly stay around to stare at the mess through.

>>36701680
Lol how can 2 year-olds grasp the concept of tea making, or even tell which one's the mint (assuming that isn't the only tea type in the house)

>>36701866
???
2 year olds aren't that dumb
they know what tea is

they have a basic understanding of things

i can easily imagine a 2 year old trying to make tea, although they'd probably not be successful

>>36701866
i learned that if i put a tea from green box into the water it tastes better and had boiling water on the stove already so why not do this

>>36702052
>>36702071
I guess I didn't have the smarts back then

>skiing
>go to make a parallel stop from high speeds
>fuck it up, ski gets caught under snow
>ski boots were too loose like a dummy, leg twists inside the boot
>tib/fib snapped cleanly in half
>ski patrol gets there and tells me to try to stand on it
>tell those fuckboys to put me in the sled already because I know that shit's broken

>>36702141
it is not actual memories they have it is rather made up memories from what their parents told them. you start to make memories with about 3, you surely wont remember your toughts in memories from when you were under 3. just impossible.

>>36700380
>dad buys sister a shitty electric moped brakes dont work properly
>sisters riding it
>neighbor lets dogs out
>chases sister
>sister falls off and hits mouth on corner of the curb
>chips tooth 7 stitches in mouth

Some dude kicked me right in the kidney. My kidney broke in two halfs. Huge internal bleeding that made my intestines, stomach and other kidney starting to also stop working. First three days cant sleep and puke every 30 minutes because of the pain.
Spent over a month in hospital.

>>36700380
Got attacked by 20+ people, punching and kicking me. Broke my nose, black eye, bruises everywhere. It was one of the best moments of my life though, I'll never forget it. Adrenaline, fear and laughing afterwards with a black eye.

>>36700380
>grandpa blew his brains out infront of me
i seen his cracked skull on the ground

Some kid cut his pinky finger off in my primary school
Different kid faceplanted hard onto a concrete floor, I think she broke her nose

>>36703377
Gahreen tx

>>36703412
Could you greentext what happened? Sounds awful

>>36703412
Damn anon, that was really selfish of him wasnt it

>driving down interstate in winter
>it wasn't snowing, but there was patchy black ice
>driving about 50mph in 70mph zone keeping with flow of traffic
>see a young girl in a pickup creep by me texting while driving
>about 10 miles later I see her pickup flipped over
>most of her top half was ground into the pavement
>keep on trucking

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>Driving bike home from work
>Woman not paying attention turns left in front of me without looking
>plow into her at 40 miles an hour
>Barely coherent, fucked up
>Try to stand, FAAAAIIIL
>Carted off to hospital
>Prognosis is a (right)torn PCL, dislocated knee, fractured patella, fractured hip, foot, 3 broken toes, fractured rib
>spend 4 days in hospital
>100k hospital bill
>Place I was working for switched me from full time to part time when they heard I was in an accident cutting off insurance
>Later laid me off, claiming I quit, making collecting unemployment hard

It was a shitty time. I had to move back in with my parents while I recovered at home. 4 months to walk right again.

On the plus side, I was able to find a lawyer to work pro-bono and was able to sue to lady. Collected 100 grand. Negotiated with hospital to only pay 30 grand, paid 10 grand to settle other crap like moving, paying for a broken lease, getting a new car. Ended up with 60 grand in the bank. Not nearly enough for the shit I went through though.

3rd degree burns on most of my body after a freak accident involving exploding canisters of flammable sticky liquid.

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>broke both my legs in a car accident
No one ever believes me when i tell the story whatever.

So heres a different story
>driving with dad
>guy on freeway doesnt even TRY merge with our lane and just turns right into us
>we hit the corner of his bumper
>spin out from the energy and do like 6 donuts
>another person crashed into us while spinning out
>basically got fucking T-boned since he hit the passenger door
>crushed my right leg
>my dad gets out of the car when he gets his bearings and goes to talk to the guy who T-boned my leg
>dad visibly recoils and fumbles back into the car for his big clunky Mobile phone

Apperently the dudes engine block landed right in his lap and seared through his stomach slowly.
The EMTs couldnt do shit so the guy just screamed until he died.

>>36704036
wtf, make a greentext plz

>>36704834
There's nothing to greentext really
>someone pours liquid from canister into another container
>liquid ignites for reasons we don't know to this day
>find myself in the middle of a fireball
>only remember putting my arms in front of my face faster than my eyes could tell my brain what's even happening
>next thing I know is lying outside, clothes gone
>huge chunks of skin evaporated or charred to a crisp
>bare flesh visible everywhere
>spend 90 minutes waiting in the empty ER for no fucking reason at all, doctor just couldn't be bothered

>>36703730
he was 86 and probably on the brink of going nuts anyways
the pills they gave him didnt help either
id prefer to see him do that instead of dying for months in death bed anyways

>just finished jerking off
>get up to quick from bed
>dick gets caught on sheets
>my momentum is already moving me forward off the bed
>dick completely bends backwards
if i didn't land on my tippy toes my dick would have probably broken in two

>>36700380
kid in my primary school fell and split his head open, thinking about it now it might me why hes really weird socially

>>36703930
You did that shit but you didn't sue your fucking employer for their bullshit?

>>36705913
He could probably sue them and get a settlement. Might not be worth all the stress and months of bureacratic legal shit when he's already netted 60k from the lady who did the deed

>be sleeping in bed
>sister comes and wakes me up and tells me that mom is screaming
>runs to her and stepdads room
>I try to open the door and it's locked
> shoulder charge it and brake it down
>see my mom on the ground and stepdad on top if he with a knife in his hand stabbing her
>I tackle him and we Roll around
>I'm on top of him hitting him in the face and he stabbed me in the chest once and the back of my head
> start choking him and pushing down on his Adams apple with my thumbs
>lock eyes and he realizes that I'm going to actually choking to death so he stabs me in the left a long in the nipple
> just sit there on top of him looking at the knife in my chest and grab it and pull it out and just watch my blood drip off of that for a second and then something snaps at me and tells me to run
>I run outside with my sisters and mom
>I get to the street and lay down but my sister tells me to get up so I do and run about 5 more feet and lay down again

>>36700380
>had ingrown toenail when I was like 12

>no internet back then, so couldn't look up meme treatments

>ignored it like a retard

>got totally infected

>my toes were soaked with blood and puss by the end of each day

>it was painful to put shoes and socks on, let alone walk or run or do anything

>finally my parents see it one day

>ANON WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR TOE

>get toenail removed at clinic

>have toe-hole where toe-nail should be

>change bandage

>my toe-hole skin had grown into the fabric of the bandage

>have to yank it off

>1...2...3....


>SAJHKGSHD

>almost pass out from pain

>repeat this until I start to grow what kind of looks like a nail

>nail grows back

>it grows back all wrong

>have to have it removed again

>drop a fucking orange on my toe-hole of exposed nerve endings

>it finally grows back normal

haven't had an ingrown nail since, but I've had worst injuries/afflictions.

When I Bulged a disc falling off a construction building.

>>36700380
Back in 6th grade
In love with class princess, I am class turd
Wrote a long letter, explained my feelings
She thanked me, then told me I was a good friend
Been 12 years now, I never recovered
Broken Heart
Incredibly painfull

>>36700380
I had a filling pop out of my tooth.

That itself wasn't painful or bad. It's the fact that I ingored it like a retard for years and let my tooth rot from the inside out.

Then years later I was chewing on something and heard a *CRACK* throughout my entire skull and doubled over in pain. Somewhere my tooth had cracked and it was the single worst pain I was ever in. I cold not sleep for the next 72 hours. Finally went to the dentist and got some A+ opioids and got the tooth pulled.


I also sliced like a 3rd of my index fingertip clean off while working with a meat slicer. it didn't hurt - at all - when it first happened it just felt like I clipped my fingernail. But then I realised all the blood flying out of my finger and how some of my finger was missing.

I went to the ER and had it bandaged since we forgot to bring my piece of finger with me and could stitch it back up. I had the bandage on for like three weeks and then it took a few more months for everything to grow back mostly to how it was, fingernail included. Luckily it was at an angle. The thing that sucked the most was having to move all of my finger over when using the mouse and typing with other fingers as well.

Came in drunk and dislocated my knee trying to walk up the first step on my stairs. When I felt my leg I could feel my knee poking out in the wrong direction. I was questioning myself for a couple of seconds thinking "uhh is this dislocated?" Until I straightened it out and it popped into place.

I hobbled to bed and fell asleep and woke up with it so swollen and couldn't walk

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>4 or 5 years old
>riding bike barefoot
>have a head-on collision with some girl who was also riding her bike
>big toe on left foot completely severed, chopped off

I kind of take fore granted how fortunate I was that doctors were able to re-attach it and that it healed / grew completely normally. Have a neato scar for it and can crack it pretty loudly indefinitely

>>36700380
I saw some lady get hit by a bus when I was 8 and I think I've blocked it out

>>36701322
Holy shit.

Did that fuck you up somehow, anon?

I remember I tripped on some bricks steps and cracked my forehead open on the edge.

I still have the scar but it's almost gone

>>36700380
I'm a pussyass bitch so I never get hurt (haven't broken anything or had an operation of any kind). The absolutely worst
>go to take out trash
>there is a broken glass bowl inside trashbag
>i carelessly slam the bag in my legs as I walk
>feel slight discomfort only to see my whole lower leg in blood
>get a 2in wide and 1in deep gaping cut and had to get stiches