how many of you robots killed yourself actually? I mean I always

none
it's all stupid RP

>>36699935
Are you asking how many didn't do it? I think you'd have a much easier time collecting that data instead.

Yeah bro, I'm in hell right now, Satan actually hooked us up with a pretty fast internet connection.

I tried but fucked up, horrible experience. Now I hate life but I'm too scared to try again.

Majority of those depression threads are either joking or people there are exaggerating.

>>36700043
>r9k is hell
seems likely

Very few if any. People who say they will kill themselves here 90% of the time will never ever actually commit the act, doing it for drama and attention seeking. /r9k/ is also filled with edgy, false flagging normans straight out of /b/ trying so very hard to bait for (You's). Those who actually kill themselves may never even hint it and it will come as a surprise.

>tfw have made threads saying i will kill myself
>still here
reeee

>>36699935
I got really fucked up one night and went on a drive.

I felt hopeless and had no control of my life or myself. I decided that I'll just stop trying to control anything. Going about 50 on the highway I closed my eyes and let go of the steering wheel.

Ended up flying down a ditch off the highway with some bruises and a working car.

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>>36700920
>Going about 50 on the highway
Did you even WANT to die?