Can we have an online dating general? Post tips, stories, greentext,

>>36698107
15 origfgsgsgsgsggsg

>>36698107
Is the answer 15?

>>36698107
mfw I can relate to a few of these

https://youtu.be/FosEM8zvI7A

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>>36698107
don't swipe every girl you tard

>>36698180
Why not? I'm desperate and will date any girl

>>36698107
25 you absolute retards

15 gergbsfwervsgrsbgd

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>>36698178
kek, what did I just watch?

>>36698229
it's one beer you sperg

>>36698265
3 bottles / 30 = bottle = 10
(20 - 10) /2 = burger = 5
(9-5)/2 = beer = 2
5 + (2x10) = 25

>>36698312
B(ottle) = 10
H(amburger) = 5
(Beer) M(ug) = 1

B + B + B = 30
3B = 30
B = 10

B + H + H = 20
10 + 2H = 20
2H = 10
H = 5

H + 2M + 2M = 9
5 + 4M = 9
4M = 4
M = 1

H + (M x B) = ?
5 + (1 x 10) = ?
5 + 10 = ?
15 = 15

Sure
Tip 1: unless you're a gay man there is nothing for you on /soc/

>>36698312
>>36698397
WOW! YOU CAN DO BASIC MATH?

>>36698563
I can, that guy obv can't

>>36698195
there's a bozo filter you trigger when your yes swipes exceed a certain percentage, that's why you get next to no matches

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>>36698107
Bro you cant put images like that for your OP pic, it derails your shit

I also swipe on every girl and get about a couple matches a week. My advice for seeing them in person is to escalate the conversation to a meeting after about 10 texts are exchanged.

Also, a lot of people recommend coffee shops as a first date because of how low investment it is. That being said, I have had more success when you jump straight to a real date (which is risky),

So far met
>a complete gutterslut (1 date; absolutely disgusting)
>autistic asian girl (not the cute kind) (about 5 dates; almost impossible to talk to)
>smoking chubby girl that lied about her weight (1 date; felt like a dick ghosting on her but.. eh)
>smoking goth girl that lied about her weight (1 date; another smoker fuck off)
>clubslut who is actually a medium level robot (15? dates; something was off about her)
Only the clubslut was almost a bf/gf thing. She was okay and did all the escalation (texting/dates/kissing) for me since I'm god awful at that shit. No benis in vagina from any of these girls though.

>>36698397
Lol you're right. I thought the final Mug was still 2 Mugs like the icon on the line above showed

Good bait though:
>basic algebra
>using icons instead of common mathematical symbols like X or Y
>PEMDAS needed on the last line
>changing the icon on the last line

I like it

>>36698107

The answer is 17.

please tell me all you retards that say 15 are just meme'ing

its fucking 25

>>36698683
I still like this one the most, because it uses our own heuristics against us

>A baseball bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

>>36698709
It's amazing that you think that is a pictogram for how many dicks you sucked last night.

>>36698679
>Bro you can't put images like that for your OP pic, it derails your shit
spot on

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>>>36698628
[citation needed]

Anyway here's the greentext of my only real tinder success

>be me senior year of college
>match with 26 year old indian chick
>6.5/10 until you notice her fucking top-notch jugs, which bring her up to an 8/10 in my book
>message her, she majored in philosophy
>that happens to be a hobby of mine
>we are having a great conversation until suddenly
>"I'm a trophy wife in an open marriage to a hotshot lawyer"
>ohshit.jpg
>does not make me happy but go on a date with her anyway
>i easily charm her with my knowledge of descartes and other retarded easymode philosophy bullshit
>she is thrilled with the date
>couple days later she invites me to her house for a movie
>i suck on those sweet sweet brown jugs of hers
>we fuck, i jizz on her back
>never see her again

And that's the story of how I fucked a married woman

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>>36698679
I went on dates with 4 different chinese girls from tinder and all of them were motherfucking terrible. Chinese girls are completely empty inside and just are not fun at all. So was your asian girl chinese too? Cuz maybe they're not autistic, I think they genuinely just make terrible dates

>>36698107
it's 70, i'm pretty sure it's 70

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K-K-K-LEL

>>36698107
17
bottle is 10
burger is 5
beer is 2

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>>36698957
>chinese girls are empty inside
I could not agree more. This particular chinese girl was legit autistic, but I've gone on several dates from real life and not Tinder with Chinese girls. All of them have the same aura around them, it doesn't feel right... they don't quite feel human. I also work with some FOB chinese people too and they all give off the same feeling.
On the other side of the spectrum I know several FOB Japanese people and they are dead opposite of the chinese, they feel very much human.

I noticed the american-chinese girls/people don't suffer from this problem though.

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>>36698397
The question is unsolvable because one Beer mug is an undefined value. Assuming that just because it's one beer mug instead of 2 beer mugs automatically makes it half of the value is foolish.

>>36699427
Sometimes the roasties btfo themselves. Holy kek just noticed that she works at arby's, oh that is simply too rich

>>36698107
It's 25

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