I'm 99 percent sure I have a hemorrhoid. what do I do until

>>36693771
>what do I do until my mommy brings me some preparation h from Wal-Mart?

wash your ass?

find a comfortable position to sit in. Understand if this is your first rhoid you're likely going to end up with some level of constipation and may need a suppository.

In the future drink more water, eat things with more fiber in it, and when you sit on the toilet dont force it out, let it come out on its own.

>>36693785
took a shower at night.

is this what anal is like?

>>36693771
pop it like a zit. Don't waste your tendie money.

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Hemorrhoids means you have a prolaps colon. You've either been pushing your shit out too hard, eating shit food, or sitting down for too long. because youre Anon I'll assume "all of the above"

Anyways just do male kegel exercises.

That means that while your sitting standing, pretty much anytime you get the chance, flex you poop shoot and then count to 30, relax, repeat.

What happened is that you sphincter anus muscle is so weak your guts can't even stay up your ass.

This is a 100% cure that takes effort and depending on severity, months to reverse.

Prep H will give a temporary repose... but if you wanna get rid of that issue you need to workout that cornhole so that it stops slopping out.... and trust me, if this continues into old age, they're gonna lop off your asshole and you'll have to wear adult diapers...


Just work your fucking craphatch out you fucking noodle.

>>36694172
>You've either been pushing your shit out too hard, eating shit food, or sitting down for too long. because youre Anon I'll assume "all of the above"

He's probably been ramming things up his ass

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>>36694199

Genius!!!

...Oh yeah, how did that ever escape my mind?

That seems most likely.

For future reference OP, next time you gotta put something up your ass, use a condom or lube.... that way you don't give your asscrack an indiansunburn.

I had an external thrombosed hemmeroid a few weeks ago. After 24-48 hours in will bust. There will be blood everywhere but you will feel better. preparation H just made my ass itch horribly and my skin around the anus irritated.

I still have the little piece of skin hanging around my asshole though.