What is the most painful death you can think of? I'm trying

Living to old age as an autistic khv robot

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>>36692104
I'm pretty sure setting fire to yourself is one the most painful ways to die.

This is not including any torture methods.

>>36692134
Not THAT painful...

>>36692104
Getting friendzoned by THE ONE

slit wrists, slit throat, douse yourself in gas and light it

pls dont do that but thats about as painful as you can get

>>36692243
Too late I'm doing it right now

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How does this sound? (not a painful recommendation btw)

Jump off a very high building, but shoot yourself in the head right when you jump. I think a lot of people don't want to take the chance with a gun because of the possibility of failure, but a lot of people also don't want to be a jumper simply because it's terrifying. But I feel like if you combined the 2, you have a very effective and not insanely frightening method

This is definitely in my top 3 picks, along with forced overdose or just car exhaust + hose + drugs

>>36692104
ODing on household toxins and prescription drugs usually doesn't kill as quickly and causes a drawn out death. Drowning also takes a while. If you have the balls for it you could even stab/shoot yourself in areas that don't cause immediate death like the gut or throat

>>36692333
If i survive >>36692269 I'm trying this one.

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>>36692333
>blowing your head off with a shotgun while jumping off a tall building
>rain blood and brain chunks on to all the normies and wagecucks going to work

Moving sandpaper floor

>>36692156
Getting rejected by Neo?

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>>36692333
I really hope someone does this

is a shotgun with 00 buckshot in the mouth at 45 degrees painful or instant and how likely would you be to live if you live next to a fire station and you did it outside

>>36692442
99% lethal
99.7% if you used a slug instead of buckshot

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>>36692442
Here you go anon, now you can decide for yourself.

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>>36692442
modern medicine is too scary for me to do something like that. Im scared I would end up as some kinda faceless vegetable.

I keep dreaming about subjecting the elite bankers to scaphism

Scaphism is horrible

>>36692466
is it instant or wpuld i take a few minutes to die

and where wpuld you aim for effectiveness

>>36692442
100% lethal if you pull the trigger while jumping off a skyscraper

>>36692386
>3 Staceys walking along wall street
>checking out the chad businessman
>one says "gosh I want him inside me"
>blood spatters from above
>gets on the women
>"ew what is that? I-it's red"
>everyone notices what resembles a body falling from a tall building
>screams are heard
>"ugh what a fucking CREEP!"

>>36692490
Instant, you wouldn't even hear it because you'd already be dead.

>>36692491
>getting to the top of a skyscraper with a shotgun

Good luck with that.

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this is an old classic which I think would be terrible if it's not going as planned

Pour gasoline all over yourself and then put your balls onto a iron stead. Beat a hammer as hard as you can onto your gasoline drained balls, so the hammer goes through your balls and creates a spark that then puts the rest of you on fire.
You could also pour gasoline on hammer and put it on fire before the hit.

Good luck.

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>>36692496
>blood gets into one of the Staceys new unicorn frappuccino from starbucks
>its already so colorful she doesn't even notice

i always liked the thought of killing myself at disneyworld

>>36692554
>it will taste better

>He's never heard of "death by 1000 cuts"

I've thought about this a lot.
>flay arms/legs
>cut nose off at the base
>make an incision in the lower abdomen and pull intestines out
>needles into balls
>cut ears off
>salt and lime juice on the flayed parts
>get one of those baby booger sucker things, fill it with gas and squirt it up the sinuses
>the gas alone will burn like hell and go down their throat
>set it on fire
>they burn alive from the inside
Before this, give them a bunch of uppers so they stay conscious and aware. None of those things besides the last one will kill them so they will be in an indescribable amount of pain until the end.

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>>36692104
inhaling oxygen for the next 50 years while im forced to interact with others and listen to them talk about their mundane lives and complain about every thing while my body slowly deteriorates and falls apart a little more each year until it completely gives up.

Do that you pussy, I dare you.

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>>36692554
>some of your semen gets mixed in too from when your ballsac explodes from the hitting the ground
>stacy gets pregnant and your genetic line lives on

>>36692625
No no no that painful as fuck i cant do that

>>36692480
Society is fucked up. Go to the doctors willingly but with not much money and they shit on you laughing. Go home to kill yourself and they come and grab you from the clwas of death to throw you into the hell of living like in a wheelchair.

>>36692104
Something pertaining to genital mutilation for sure.

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>>36692104
If you have a life like mine, then the most painful death would be old age.

>>36692502
*wpouldn't

>>36692671
Mossad did that to me once. It hurt to pee for days. Was kind of a warning type dealio and my junk is intact, they just made a little cut.

>>36692649
you've got to try, it's truly the most painful method after all.

>>36692269
It's your choice to burn in Hell then so be it.

>>36692134
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oriegehnal

Bisection starting from the balls up to the head with drugs to keep you conscious.

>>36692134
This to be quite honest fahm ah lam

>>36692632
But the offspring remains half normie

Probably slashing yourself with serrated knife, dousing yourself with flammable liquid that burns at your wounds and setting yourself on fire, biting your tongue, impaling yourself on some lance like thing, breaking your abdominal bones and crushing internal organs. If you achieve all of them simultaneously you're probably gonna go unconscious from how terrible it is.

>>36692104
Twerk to death

>>36692104
Probably falling into a black hole since time will come to a near enough stand still and you'll feel your body being torn apart for eternity

>>36692104
living a life you hate and dying of old age is probably the worst.

>>36692136
No it isn't you stop feeling the pain quickly. Unless somebody held a lighter to you for 2 hours

>>36696996

Holy shit 20 ppl already said that you unoriginal nigger

>>36692134
Wow what an originul comment

Buried alive. You'd die of starvation or dehydration both of which are drown out and extremely painful, while you're having constant panic attacks. Try telling me you'd choose that over dieing of old age

Is starvation painful? Gonna try it.

>>36692104

Kill urself
http://www.strawpoll.me/12872936

>>36692134
FPBP

Anon you absolute madman

>>36692104

Get non lethal cuts all over your body.
Fill a bath with alcohol. Bonus points for keeping it full until you die, don't know how, maybe an automatic dispenser.
Take some sort of drug that induces paralysis. Or hell, just make it so you can get into the bath and can't get out. Make sure your airways are always clear.
Burn alive, then either die from the shock or slowly starve as you feel the countless inflamed wounds.

>>36692104
Slitting your wrists is one of the most stereotypical suicide methods, but in truth it's a pretty slow and miserable way to go about ending it.
>>36692442
Just throw up some tarps or blankets inside to minimize the mess m8, it'll be all good.

>>36697604
Oh yeah, by burning I mean chemically not by actually setting the bath on fire

>>36697685
Although he could also set it on fire just for the lulz at that point.

I think it may be drowning, your body fights against it till the very end.

Lay down inside one of those box press machines

>>36692156
exact this shit happened to me almost tried to kill me last week

>>36692104
eating pounds and pounds of steel wool
duct taping your jaw shut if u start throwing it up