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>in uni
>in class early
>alone with 6 roasties
>hear them talking
>"ha ha I haven't had sex in a month. I feel like a virgin again!"
>"Oh shit Femanon, that's why I always have to have a boyfriend. I would never be able to go that long without sex"
It's not fair. Sex is like water to women. They literally can't comprehend what being a robot is like. And that's the problem. There's an insurmountable gap between the normie/chad/stacie and the robot. We might as well be of a different species, our experience of reality is so different.
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We need to make stoning great again desu
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>>36690107
roasties at university are the top in the chain of women though.
not every girl can act like this.
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>>36690107
How to get laid ,anon
Step 1:
Be a girl
Step 2:
Follow step 1
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>tfw too smart to have sex
Honestly when females try to appeal to men sexually with skimpy clothes, I get turned off by it. I wanna have a bigger link between us than "hurr u so hot muh dik", something deeper and more emotionally intimate.
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I'm ugly and literally autistic, but I'm tall and I just tell tinder girls I have a huge dick and sext them
works okay
it's not bad
fuck a few new hotties now and then and have a few booty calls
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>>36690330
>I get turned off by it. I wanna have a bigger link between us than "hurr u so hot muh dik"
fag
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>>36690711
It's also very distracting having every teenage girl wearing booty shorts and yoga pants.
I work in a grocery store and the young girls are just getting sluttier by the year, I dunno man it's too much for me to handle.
There's something about modesty that really just does it for me. I guess I want a respectable woman?
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Literally make a tinder account and i guarantee you will get laid within a month tops
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>>36690824
t. Chad Thundercock
originalll
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>>36690330
I know this feel. Yoga pants fucking disgust me, it is so god damn slutty. Are there no nice girls?
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>>36690824
No one uses tinder in my country
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>>36690824
I remember a study of 600 Tinder users.
Out of 300 women, 240 had gotten laid through Tinder.
Out of 300 men, 50 had gotten laid through Tinder.
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>>36690107
Now that I have a girlfriend and have sex regularly, I know exactly what they mean. Having sex every few days just seems to keep the negativity largely away. After a week or so without it, the feels starts creeping back
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>>36690824
t. chad tindercock
>implying i havent had tinder for 3 years
>implying i still haven't got laid
>>36690974
that's actually higher than i thought. Sex isn't a meme. Everyone in their 20s is unironically having regular sex except me.
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