>Eeeeewww it's Anon, omg why's he even here, wh

>>36688853
Heh heh. Just try to kick me out roasties.
*pulls out ar15*

>>36688853
>back when i was 14
>playing some game locally on split screen
>friend says "lets invite girlxy"
>girl asks who was there
>they tell her
>she says "uh, no i dont think i will come"
>he texts her minutes later: "anon went home"
>im still there
>shes at the place five minutes later
o-ok

>>36688885
did you call out her bullshit anon

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>>36688853
>Forget about them, man. Come on: some of the guys are playing Mortal Kombat in the back room.

>>36688898
well yeah it was more awkward for her than for me because i didnt like her anyway

>>36688912
N-nah man, I don't play trash normie button smashing casual games like that, I'll stick to CSGO and Overwatch thank you very much *takes out switch*

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>>36688953
I know I'm getting memed on but someone brought a switch to a party the other day and it was actually a ton of fun

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>>36688953
Uh...

Yeah, sure. Whatever works for you, man.

I guess we'll just... Let you play... By yourself...

I fucking tried, dude. Maybe Stacy was right...

>>36688853
That feel when friend invites you to his place and a girl you fucked things up with shows up stays for an hour and leaves promptly.

>>36689019
were you the girl from the trailer?
i thought gaming with normie friends irl was a commercial meme?

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>>36688912
hell yeah senpai
mileena is muh waifu

Yeah I'm just here to show you what you fucks get for constantly shitting on me day after day year after year

>pull out sawed off shotgun and SMG I have hidden under my jacket
>begin to lay waste

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>>36689059
getting drunk and pretending to sword fight is fun, if thats wrong then i dont wanna be right

>>36689126
wait, you actually played 1, 2 switch? looked pretty bad atleast when played by streamers.

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>>36689159
It is extremely gimmicky and I would never buy it for myself but playing around with a group of friends while drinking was honestly pretty rad

>>36688853
>Going to a party that has someone named Tyrone at.

>>36689059
>i thought gaming with normie friends irl was a commercial meme?
It really depends on the type of party.
imho there's nothing wrong with a chill area for people to play some vidya so long they mingle a little bit

>>36689059
Smaller parties sometimes have madden, 2k or something going on

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>>36689209
ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS

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>>36688912
T-thanks chad...
>Doesn't want to compliment him for being nice because it'll make you look like a faggot

>>36688912
Chads are usually total bros if you let them

>>36689209
>friends
Get the fuck out normie

orignalionio

>>36690401
>Chads are usually total bros if you let them
Yeah because you pose no threat to them, it's like a human who picks up a helpless, starved puppy.

>>36688885
>had texting when he was 14
Underage b&

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this actually happened to me in real life. i think about it every day and still have not gotten over it 10 years later

>freshman loser with no friends and 2 acquaintances i just hung out with
>chad is throwing a party and invites both of them while i happened to be standing around
>never been invited to a party in my life
>one of them asks if I can come (i didn't ask)
>chad looks at me, sighs, and says "i guess he can come too"
>the day comes, im hanging out with them after school and we head out on our bikes
>stop at a gas station to get some food and i'm last to pay so they go out ahead of me and say they'll meet me there
>arrive there and see their bikes by the fence
>go to front door and ring doorbell, nobody answers
>ring it again and start knocking
>look through the side window and see people drinking and laughing and having a good time
>maybetheydidn'thearme.jpg
>go to side fence and try the garage door but its locked too
>go to the side window and tap it
>chad opens the curtains and the entire party seems to stop
>everybody is looking at me with that face
>chad starts laughing and closes the curtains
>waited outside for about 5 more minutes before biking home with tears in my eyes
>hear from my friends the next day about how awesome it was, and that my crush was there and fucked chad in the bathroom
>they apologize and say they didn't know I was there even though I made eye contact with one of them
and thats how i became a robot, sorry for the long story

>>36690886
Not sure if this story is true but it's ridiculous. College degeneracy lifestyle isn't for everyone.

>>36690886
Sound like fucking assholes, why would you want to hang out with them in the first place?

>>36690956
freshman in highschool, not college anon.

>>36690884
it's not 2006 anymore, anon

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>>36688853
and i pull out my gun

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>>36690981
F-fucking kids. Don't remind me, it was only 11 years ago

>>36690722
Which, under the love and nurturing of the human, eventually turns into a large hound with an iron jaw. Now chad has a lifelong and loyal companion to help him out, everybody wins.

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Chads are good people because if everybody is always nice to them and life is great, they have no reason to be spiteful cunts.

Women on the other hand have boring lives that revolve around getting drunk and posting pictures on social media and competing with equally average girls, so degrading you makes them feel good about themselves.


be friends with Chad

also just fyi your highschool bully wasn't a Chad

>>36691272
Chad is always the better looking, non-abusive parents, version of the high school bully Brad. They're nice to everyone but don't worship roasties.

>>36690886
Did you atleast call them out on their bullshit?

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>>36690965
i had no choice
>>36691408
no, they were the closest things i had to friends

>>36688882
*pumped up kicks comes on over the speakers*

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>"ummmm ok, ewwwww, Anon wtf are you reading, just leave already"

>>36688853
>being noticed at all
>i was ignored all throughout the one party i went to
>speak up a bit about a topic they drift to im actually interested
>chad next to me jolts up comically and yelps loudly
>WOHAHOOO ANON I FORGOT YOU WERE EVEN THERE
>shut my mouth
>get drunk as hell on free alcohol
>steal 200 dollars
>leave


Ive never gone to a social gathering since and this was quite a long time ago.
To me atleast they are overrated and boring, just poeple getting high or drunk talking about boring inane normie shit.

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>>36688853
>implying I won't unsheath my katana and skewer them like a kebab

Heh, try and lay a finger on me peasants I have endured intense training under the dojo of sensei moot in the mountains of arninegay. I am prepared to throw my life on the line for this worth cause.

I only had 3 friends in highschool and middle school, and only one in grade school.
I was never invited to the big parties, as far as I know, they didn't exist

>>36688953
>overcuck
Sudoku now underage fag

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>>36688853
>implying chad and tyrone will comply to a bitch

>>36688885
I'm going back to bed just reading this I'm not even angry or shitty everyone just hates the way I look

i've always been known as the one that sits outside smoking and drinking alone till i pass out

still don't know why they invite me, after 4 years of going to these social gatherings, but shit i can't complain since it's free booze so whatever

>>36688885
how were you texting at 14

>>36690886
>hear from my friends the next day about how awesome it was, and that my crush was there and fucked chad in the bathroom
Fuck just reading this made me mad, I feel you anon.

This story made me glad I have literally no friends as a freshman in college. I go for weeks at a time without talking to people, pretty sure none of my professors or even the people I have to sit next to in class even know my name.

>>36688853
funny thing is non of them is actually as attractive as me

>>36694418
post face then normie

>>36694480
i'm not a normie, tho i am very attractive, i lack social skills, and am virgin like you my friend don't take your anger out on me

>>36694273
It could be just 4 years from now (2013) if Anon is 18.

I'm what you would call a Chad. Extremely good looking with masculine features, but I'm also diagnosed with ASPD

You don't want to live a life like I do. I dislike social interactions, I only go to parties and such for a personal gain (steal jewerly/money, fuck drunk girls, etc.)

People like that are utterly boring. I would much talk and spend my evening with one of you guys than spend 3 hours listening to their bullshit and laugh at their normie jokes. Be glad that you are living the life that you are living. Sometimes I wish I wasn't as attractive, because it's becoming annoying

>>36688853
>Implying I would even go to the party and not be working on tightening my groups and waiting for the uprising

>>36694273
texting has been around for a while anon

>>36691169
This anon is right, my dorm mate is the biggest Chad I know like 6' 3" chiseled God and he always tries to talk to me and actually is super nice to everyone except the girls ironically.

>>36692878
should be industrial society and its future desu

>>36695211
You have to be mean to girls for them to like you.
Its stupid I know, but girls are stupid.