>...p-please stick it in me... >B-BAKA! I-Its not like

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>sample

This can't be happening.

>>36686999
trips.. Also me too. This is gay.

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would brutally rape/10

>>36686938
You got kind of a big asshole compared to your pussy.

Did my dick hurt you a bit? We're gonna fuck without lube now.

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>>36687521
>>36687712
>These nerd virgins trying to act tough.

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>>36687817
>watch any porn video on mainstream site
>there will always be some sort of autistic roleplaying comment like >>36687712

Why do people do this what are they gaining from it

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>>36686938
which hoIe?

>>36687925
Flip a coin.
Heads: Pooper
Tails: Pooper

>>36687817
>>36687887
I'm the second anon both you are replying.

I'm just memeing on but you're too autistic to realize where the fuck you are.

I like the ass and cunny and but that face is autistic as hell. Bad style imo.

I'm 99% sure I've seen this exact dialogue before

>>36688555
>act like an autist
>surprised when people think you are autistic

you got me bro

post images and i'll write tsuntsun captions to them so you can get your stupid dicks off

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>>36688702
do this one as original as you can

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>>36688702
This pls

Uwvvwjsuvqbei

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>>36688702
Do this one for me please brobot.

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>>36688702
>>36688702
Dew it friendo

>Getting so horny you're actually considering trying boipucci

I live in LA so it wouldn't be that hard but that shit is really gay and what if I end up hating fucking some dude in his shitty asshole while he wears a dress and pretends to be a girl?

if that were to happen and that plump smooth vag was out in front of me I'd probably faint

>>36688915
you will end up hating it. In the first minutes you'll be really horny and willing to go at it, after about 15 minutes max you'll start being aware of your surroundings, the room you're in the furniture. Then you'll look at the person you're with and think "what the fuck am I doing" and this terrible anxious feeling with flush over you and kill any lust you had. You'll have this terrible dread as you say you're going to go and put on your clothes. As you leave his place you'll hate yourself. DO NOT DO IT.

>>36688967
I'll add that I did not actually have this experience with a guy, but with a really fat girl.

>>36688967
>>36689001

Ok, I'll listen to you. I've banged a chubby chick and it was okay but I don't want to experience what you described while I'm balls deep in some grown man's ass.

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>>36688702
>not delivering
Oh well, I still have an excuse to post something.

How can I get a tsundere gf?

>>36688702
He didn't deliver...

This is basically how my ex acts whenever she calls me for a booty call. Feelsbad, but it's better than not getting laid.