>guy tries to kill himself >normalfags grab onto him and

>>36685890

And I bet they're the same people who would bully him and call him pathetic and tell him to "kill himself" anyway. Normies really do exist just to make us suffer with no way out.

When I jump off the GWB I'm going to make sure no one is near me and try to not hesitate.

>>36685890
you retards will find any way to hate normies. do you expect them to just watch him die?

>>36685991
>do you expect them to just watch him die?
Yes.

>>36685991
explain why they should be "saving him"

>>36685991
Think about how fucking terrible his life will be when people find out. Constantly being watched, I'm sure they put him through a shit ton of counseling, meds, "I never even knew he was so nice and quiet!!1!", and just borderline embarrassing.

>>36685890
Nuh uh get back on the bridge faggot. If I gotta suffer with no tfw no gf forever, then so you do.

>>36685991
i'd try to reason with him but if that's what the guy really wants, i'd be sad but i wont stop him

>>36686019
Basic human instinct you automation.

>"Just let me die"
>"No, your suffering hasn't ended yet"

>>36686081
If you had any empathy in your body, you wouldn't force him to live.

he deserves what he gets for standing long enough for normies to tie him down. he should have just jumped off right when one of them came up to him.

>>36686116
This. He's just another attention whore faggot

>>36685890
the way everyone is holding onto him...

it feels quite sweet, actually

>>36685890

because in reality most people kill themselves because they of mental instability they recover from and are glad later on they survived an attempt

if he wants to kill himself he can try again later, unless of course you know how illogical it is to try to kill yourself in most cases and know it's a huge effort to try it

>>36686102
So if it's not empathy driving them to stop him, what is it? Let me guess, they're all heartless chads wanting him to suffer more?

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>>36686148
>So if it's not empathy driving them to stop him, what is it?
sympathy

>>36686146
>how illogical it is to try to kill yourself
DUDE HOW IS SUICIDE REAL LMAO JUST SWIM WITH SHARKS!!!!

fuck
OFF

I'm torn on this. Faggot should have found a less dramatic way to off himself though.

Guys look at me I saved a suicidal person! I'm a hero! You are loved!!! I am a hero you are loved!!!!

Time passes... and Mr. Rope is still coasting off the high of being a hero, meanwhile the suicidal guy is staring down a gun and this time no one is going to tie him up.

this is why living in america is dope. when the time comes, I can just shoot myself in my house alone.

They didn't save his life, they ruined his death

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>>36685890
Why didn't he just step off when they tried to grab him? It's not that hard

>>36686228
omg thats so deep

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He wasnt even that high up ffs

>>36686266
it's a quote from a kids movie you sperg

>>36686273
i love films XD

>>36685890
> One fucking good deed done by commoners
> Those one in a billion thing that makes us not lose all hope in humanity
> R9k complains about it.
Poetry

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>>36686271
haha what the fuck? nigga that's not gonna kill you, that's like 15 feet

why does that bridge even exist what the fuck london explain yourselves

>>36686249
Because he's an attention whore

originglale

>>36686271
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GUY CONFIRMED FOR AN EDGY GAY FAGGOT

>>36686286
Explain how this is a good deed.

>>36686137
Maybe not even one guy. I can understand wanting to be talked out of it, but when people start to congregate and some fucker pulls out the jumper cables, thats basically an ultimatum to jump or get off the ledge

He wanted to live.

Anyone who actually wants to die can easily do it in a way nobody can stop them.

>>36686286
Faith in humanity restored XD

>>36686271
Wow, he wasn't even trying

>>36686148
Its not empathy. Its a case of virtue signaling.

Im sure tons of people who were actually there shared that pic cause they wanted to impress stacy. I mean seriously that faggot is 175 tops. They couldn't pull him back up? BS. Probably just tied him there so he'd stay long enough to get a photo op.

>>36686271

Okay I take it back. This guy is a fag and deserves to suffer more.

>>36686309
Yeah this
he was just doing it for attention and got it
all the people who "saved him" are there for the photo-op and to feel good about themselves. If he really wanted to kill himself he just would and not in a public place/waiting for people to stop him

>>36686271
Shit man I've fallen out of trees higher than that as a kid

>>36686286
>le faith in humanity restored
FUCK OUT REDDIT

>>36686271
That's just low enough that he could hang himself and let cars whack his body around like a pinata.

>>36686054
Best option.

>>36686330
>Its a case of virtue signaling.
You know most peoples minds dont work like that, right? If it was a spur or the moment thing and you see a guy about to jump your instincts take over. Anyway he's confirmed for attention seeking faggot so maybe they we're just embarrassed for him.

He wanted to live, retard: he was an attention whore just like every "suicidal" teenager on this board. Otherwise he would have jumped instead of pussyfooting.

>>36686148
>So if it's not empathy driving them to stop him, what is it?
>>36686161

nope, he lives in their farm and they want him to keep working the fields. taxes, labor, etc, if he dies that's one less slave for the plantation.

>>36686330

That old guy who's holding him around the shoulders is literally staring right into the guy's eyes, inches away from his face. That's a lot of intimacy to fake for a guy who probably has a wife and a job all figured out.

DON'T KILL YOURSELF, CITIZEN! YOU CAN STILL PAY TAXES!

>>36686377
How much weed have you smoked tonight?

>>36685890
His own fault for failing like a nigger. Good job

Good thing. Glad he surived and hope he gets the help he needs.

>>36686393
>>36686377
Bill Hicks wannabes trying out their stand up material.

>>36686388
>That old guy who's holding him around the shoulders is literally staring right into the guy's eyes

He wants to fuck him retard

>>36686340
And it just makes the other people look worse. Why would they even take him seriously? Playing along with his drama is just going to make him more of a attention seeking fag.

>>36686404
anon, you know that's not an argument

>>36686271

thats just embarrassing lmao

Clearly it was just for attention, if he really wanted to die he'd had done kill himself already.

>>36686300
Saving someone's life. You should explain why isn't. That man thinks death is good and life is evil. But for those people life is precious and that's a good thing they're doing, athing not out of hate or violence, but out of love and care. The thing that they would want done upon their loved ones or themselves if they ever need.

>>36686399
Read the thread before you post retard

>>36686420
>le meme philosopher man
No one was thinking about muh taxes you edgy teenager

>>36686429
>Saving someone's life.
They didn't save his life. They delayed his death. They didn't fix whatever problems brought him to that point. His debt still exists, his wife is still gone, his business is still failed, or whatever. They didn't save anything.

>>36686311
>>36686352
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, shitters

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>>36685991

They want to be the "hero" and for the rest of their life, say "I saved a guy's life once"--it is literally all about them. The minute they stop posting their selfies with the "guy they saved", they will forget him.

Well you'll all be happy to know I wouldnt lift a finger to say any of your lives you miserable abominations.

>>36686456
stop posting 9gag memes you fucking faggot

>>36686465
XD omg epic dude XDD

>>36686448
Regardless saving his life is the morally right thing to do. I did that once, pulled a mulatto nigger from the tracks, fucking even risked my own life doing so. But hell, you don't think in such a moment.

>>36686422
to be fair, this was in london, so no guns

>>36686484
>saving his life is the morally right thing to do
Explain how.

>>36686484
I hope he hunts you down and fucks you up.

>>36686468
Are you familiarized with their syntax, you fucker? Being angry and bitter at the world like a teenager doesn't mean everyone else have to be too, demented losers

>>36686478
I have no idea what this reply was supposed to accomplish.

>>36686503
stay mad you bitchy faggot

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>>36686271
I.... don't understand. What did he even hope to accomplish?

>>36685890

Isint it obvious? Call it crabs in a bucket... few are willing to suffer alone.... most people in misery want company to witness and there by validate their suffering... the Martyrdom of living death.

>>36686484
>pulled a mulatto nigger from the tracks
kek glad to see it had a profound effect on you

>>36686478
>>36686311
>>36686279
I don't know if you think this is the hit thing response, but you should know you're embarrassing yourself.

>>36685890
You ever consider that he just was acting emotionally and that in a year or two he may be thankful that those ebil normies (XD) stopped him from doing a fatal mistake?

>>36686538
>embarrassing yourself on 4chan

Kill yourself my man

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>>36685890
One more reason suicide is selfish as shit , it's not even about YOU technically , it's about what may come from you and the feelings of those who would be effected by an idiotic suicide.

>>36685890
>stop idiot from trying to kill himself from having a shitty life
>after they realize that life is just shitty and they find something a little bit after that that makes life just a little bit less shitty so they decide to live

it's that easy folks

>I'm gonna kill myself
>So I'm just gonna stand in front of the railing on this bridge
>Oh look someone's coming to stop me
>Better just keep standing here

>>36686539
It's so convenient that we don't get to hear from the people who are succeeded and are glad they did. Now we just get to say that "everyone regrets it"!

>>36686547
Could you be any more of a newfag? This isnt /b/, fuck off.

>>36686516
... It's so retarded it has got me wondering if it's "pretending to be retarded" bait

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>>36686484

Fuck you, there would be fewer niggers without you.

>>36686572
im le oldfag XDD

>>36686574
you're such a stupid faggot it's got me wondering if your mom botched an abortion

>>36686581
Well he was my friend sort of. If he wasn't I might have let him die

>>36686547
you could leave until you drop the meme talk back.

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>>36686081
>automation.
lol what?

>>36686554
I disagree. If a person is driven to that point and their loved ones are upset about it, they failed the person who killed him or herself and they're being selfish for wanting them to suffer further.

>>36686584
le meme posting XDD

>>36686610
shut the fuck up already, you sound like my bitchy girlfriend

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all people on ledges are attention whores that don't actually wanna die

if you want to die, you don't fuck around

>>36686539
>ebil normies (XD)
Jesus you're shitting this thread with sewage level newfaggotry. It's cringy. Stop it.

>>36686608
>If he wasn't I might have let him die
You literally just said it's "the morally right thing to do". Can you not maintain a simple internal moral code?

if you're going to kill yourself then kill yourself don't be a drama queen attention whore. if a person is truly committed to an hero they will do it swiftly
but I suppose many people are idiots and don't think things too through much. you wanna give people more credit but I've seen so much stupidity in real life to make me a pessimist

>>36686465

Holy fucking shit dude you are tough as fuck

Everybody watch out this is a REAL FUCKING MAN and he isnt playing around anymore

>>36686627
Wow dude you have a gf? Like how casual you are about it.

>>36686662
you're a virgin so i have to rub it in your fucking faggot virgin face

>>36686660
Stop making nonsense replies.

>>36686369
Most people's minds do work like that, though. There is no such thing as altruism. It's the one solid rule about human psychology: Nobody does anything unless they get a personal payoff from it.

>>36686081
>Basic human instinct you automaton.
God the irony....

>>36686271
Laughing emoji

>>36686670
Stop sucking dicks and browsing reddit

>>36686669
nah i fugged your mum m8 lmao

And the moral of the story is:

All you fagbots should to run off a cliff like a herd of mammoth and go extinct...

>sue for kidnapping/imprisonment/whatever the fuck
>laugh at them as they lose their home

>>36686640
Well I'll only know when it happens, yes I might have even saved his life if he was a complete stranger, letting him die would be the sound thing to do if saving him jeopardizes your own life, but like I said you don't think in such a moment, when death approaches you automatically do what is wired for you to do. If you were raised right and risk is minimal you save a dude's life without even thinking about it.

>>36686712
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH look at this butthurt faggot lel stupid faggy nigger

>>36686671
So if someone saves an old lady from being mugged or a kid from being run over, they're doing it for themselves and not others? There's plenty accounts of bravery in situations where the rescuer didnt get anything out of it.

>>36686633
You do realize that was ironic shitposting making fun of you fags (like OP) who use the word "normie" as a buzzword for "someone I don't like," right?

>>36686567
Suicide is a permanent solution to what's almost always temporary problems. I know this board is edgy as fuck, but given time most problems can be solved by non-lethal methods.

>>36686687
your mum sucks my dick and posts the pics on reddit lmao

>>36686763
>your mum sucks my dick and posts the pics on reddit lmao

XD

>>36686760
>Suicide is a permanent solution to what's almost always temporary problems.

lol

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>>36686760
wow, what a creative and insightful phrase, never heard that useless platitude before in my life

>>36685890
>society shuns outcasts and leaves robots to die or live a pathetic existence with no compassion or help for improvement

>"NO ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS IM HERE FOR YOU BRO WONT LET YOU DIE LOOK HOW MUCH A HERO I AM"

>>36686760
You say "permanent solution" like it's a bad thing

>>36686731
Yes. It's a built in "hero" instinct. Hard wired deep in people's brains to protect the herd. They may not immediately think about the attention they will receive, but they feel good after doing the deed.

>>36686760
>Suicide is a permanent solution
stopped reading there, sounds awesome! thanks!

>>36685890
>Why the fuck is this allowed?
Cause no one wants to clean up the mess

>>36686805
>It's a built in "hero" instinct
It's a good instinct though.

>>36686760
> I was merely pretending to be retarded
Congratulations, you meet each prediction

>>36685922
The problem is, you listen.

>>36686784
There is help anon it's just that no one should be expected to hold your hand every time life gets hard.

>>36686805
>Yes. It's a built in "hero" instinct. Hard wired deep in people's brains to protect the herd.
That's what I'm saying. And off course they feel good afterwards, but that doesnt mean it's the main rason they do it.

>>36686819
This is a big reason why authorities get involved

>>36686780
>>36686782
Just because it's overused doesn't make it any less true.

>>36686800
>>36686815
Your edginess aside, there's only a few problems in life that are so bad that suicide is the only/best option for.

>>36686837
My point is there's no such thing as altruism.

The person that rescued him will feel good and reap benefits after the fact. The more stoic types will shun the attention, and I can respect that.
It's the ones that post pictures to social media about how "life is precious" to receive their likes or what ever. I can't stand that. And unfortunately, 99% of people will fall into the latter category.

>>36686271
what a top tier faggot
someone strangle this loser

>>36686897
>oh shit someone doesn't agree with me
>time to call them edgy
>haha got em

>>36685890
He was going to drop onto the traffic below, which wouldve almost certainly caused an accident/pileup, which wouldve almost certainly injured or killed some innocent normies. They had to stop him.

>>36686911
Hell I've saved a life, the brazillian on the track, and I never seeked attention for it. You vastly overestimate the thinking capacity of people doing this type of stuff, instinct will tell you to prevent blood shed if only to not have to clean it up afterwards

>>36686976
>and I never seeked attention for it.

You're doing it right now ;)

>>36686926
>He was going to drop onto the traffic below, which wouldve almost certainly caused an accident/pileup, which wouldve almost certainly injured or killed some innocent normies. They had to stop him.

nope sorry, you lose

>>36686985
Touchee anon, touchee

I wish suicidefags would actually kill themselves instead of complaining about normies not understanding them

If you own electrical appliances and a bath tub you can kill yourself obviously you're too cowardly to suffer a few moments of pain

Face it you just want somebody to fix your life for you because you are a passive piece of shit

>>36686731
True altruism is not possible. If you enjoy the act of helping others and it makes you feel good about yourself then you are not acting altruistically. Your doing it for the pleasant feelings it brings.

>>36686919
>Suicide is good.
>Why am I being called edgy?

Really starts to activate the brain matter.

>>36687106
suicide is a good solution for someone who is suffering and can't find reprieve elsewhere

better, cutie?

If you dont jump on the forst 10 seconds, chances are you wont.

Source: A fag who bottled out.

>>36686360
KEK!!! Funni xdddddd

>>36686976
Again, not denying the hero instinct. Who knows, maybe you're in the 1% of people that don't actively seek attention. But I do know, the vast majority will revel in their heroism at least a little.

And I'm sure you got a little hit of dopamine by telling us about the Brazilian.
And probably another one because you realized you don't do things for glory.

>>36686146
>people that don't kill themselves are later glad they didn't
Do I really need to explain how retarded this is?

>>36687063
yes desu are you fucking retarded nobody wants to die they want help. They feel like they're forced to death because they're so miserable they can't carry on. You'll understand when you leave high school and shit gets real that contrary to what your coach told you most problems in life are in fact not in your control and you are more terrifyingly powerless than you can ever believe, especially against your own fucking brain.

>>36685890

Fuck off this is just another nomalfag attention whore not a real suicide.

Anyone who wanted to could have just went up to the bridge and jumped, this guy probably sat there waiting until a crowd grew craving the attention like the normalfag he is.

Anyone got the webm of the guys jumping then a girl goes to jump and everyone runs to save her.

>>36687180
I'm 29, fuck off.

>>36687236
I'm fucking 41 faggot you're a kid to me

>>36687250
I dont give a fuck grandpa.

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>>36687255
>>36687250
grampa BTFO holy shit

>>36687255
Have some respect for your elders.
Kids these days I swear

>>36686484
See>>36686461

you're a fucking nigger and you know it

>>36686456
I wasn't being ironic. gtfo with your normie mentality

>>36685890
You seem like a really nice guy OP

I'm sure you're a pleasure to be around

>>36687594
Great post! Thanks for making it, pal!

>>36686719
either have a moral code or don't, faggot

>>36687607
I'm neutral, I have a heart full of neutrality. Suck it fag

>>36686271
He could kill himself easily from there. Some guy dived off a diving tower onto the concrete here just this summer. Broke his neck and cracked his skull. Died right then and there.

>>36687546
Oh so I'm supposed to not mention it my whole life, that good?

>>36687196
Requesting this as well.

Origami

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>>36686271
Plenty high enough to tie around your neck. The force would break the neck and cause instant death.

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>>36686760
>Suicide is a permanent solution to what's almost always temporary problems
you're making it worse, being dismissive of someone's problem doesn't help them at all

https://suicidepreventioncommunity.wordpress.com/2010/03/05/please-stop-saying-suicide-is-a-permanent-solution/

>>36686805
>>36686911
>>36687098

What benefits does a mother get from sacrificing her life for her children?

If he really wanted to die he wouldn't have made such a big scene.

This was just his way of garnering much needed attention, and maybe help.

>>36688068
>The common interpersonal act in suicide is communication of intention: "Many individuals intent on committing suicide ... emit clues of intention, signals of distress, whimpers of helplessness, or pleas for intervention."

no, lots of people who go through with it signal, sometimes for years. We have to stop believing cliches when it comes to something this important

>>36688153
seriously holy shit

people are so fucking crass. "wow what an attention whore, he doesn't wanna die"

maybe he's been trying to get help or get someone to talk to who actually cares, for so many god damn years that it's reached a head and the only thing he can fucking think of to get someone to just HELP HIM AND ACTUALLY CARE A LITTLE BIT is to dangle himself over a ledge like a fucking spectacle and threaten to interrupt the poor wagies' routine by splattering himself on the asphalt and getting guts on the hood of their car, maybe that's enough to get someone to actually fucking deign to notice him

idk, maybe he's just an attention whore though xd

because you get to feel good about yourself as the person who saved someone :) who can actually say that they saved someone? god, what a rush. fuck all those people i pass by daily dying slowly on the street tho

>>36686271
They did him a favour. If he were to jump he wouldn't of died but probably break something and go through a lot of agony.

>>36688025
Propagation of her genes

>>36687106
Your posts are embarrassing, go stick your head in the toilet

>>36688153
>no, lots of people who go through with it signal, sometimes for years
Can confirm, it comes to it often that people just treat it as the boy who cried wolf and then it actually happens, fuck people like that though, they deserve to get themselves killed

>>36688215
Totally. I'd wager saving a life has the same thrill as taking one

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>>36688210
>>36688068

>and maybe help

>>36688153
Suicide isn't a "maybe." Suicide is definite.

People who kill themsevles do so out of reason. They see it as the only way to move forward - the only way out. That's the nature of such a major act. If you haven't convinced yourself to accept suicide in its entirety, then you won't do it. You'll hang off the edge of the bridge and wait for someone to save you. In reality you never intended to jump.

This is a problem in the way we rationalize suicide. It has become a tool for the masses to bargain with. Sometimes people actually do kill themselves out from the lack of others' responsiveness. That point was only reached due to the aforementioned circumstance. That is suicide.

Everything leading up to the act is meaningless. Whatever your intentions may be - you won't kill yourself unless you are prepared to die.

>>36688480
so, those guys are a cult, right?

wrong?

>>36688632
People who survive high fatality % suicide attempts very often say they regret it

>No! You can't kill yourself you egoistic twat, you still haven't paid your debt to society! How are we supposed to keep this shit going without people?!
Why are we so cruel? Why isn't euthanasia completely legal these days?

Shut up at once you ball of retards. You're just dropping your own insecurities and talking off the top of your heads.
You have no idea about what's going on that pic, so shut it. Christ.

>>36688667
It's not hard to kill yourself.

I would imagine the people who failed the most effective means of suicide are mostly braindead. The .00001% of survivors that can are still sane probably would debate that statement.

>>36688667
Here's a thought: maybe the people who don't regret it don't want to talk about it.

>>36688772
This. It would be pretty fucked to say 'I wish I'd died but I dont have the balls to try again'.

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>>36688632
>Everything leading up to the act is meaningless
this is a dangerous opinion, the fact is that those "cry for help" times can act as stepping stones to the final act. "Nobody kills themselves until they do" is essentially your logic

>>36688772
>>36688805
This is most often the case. Also, many "survivors" eventually repeat the act successfully (although "success" is not my favorite term for suicide, it works for now)

>>36685890
Well if you happened to just walk by and see a person about to jump you may think they are having a mental episode (like a psychotic break where they don't know right for wrong) or they are on drugs. I think I'd do the same thing.

>>36685890
HAHAHAHAHA YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE SUFFERING THAT EASY

>>36685890
He's just an attention whoring faggot. If he wanted to jump, he would have. He gave people the chance to grab him.

>>36685890
I just tell ppl to do it, I dont have time to pretend like I truly care about your issues cause very deep down I dont and why should I care like I do?

>>36685890
why are they taking his belt off? inappropriate much?

Life is hell and normies are the demons torturing us.

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>>36689283
One day the tables will turn

>>36685890

Mummy says enough 'puter time.

Brush your teeth please!

>>36689283
he should have done the better suicide method like blowing yourself up at the furry convention

>>36685991

They're vegetables, they don't hate anything or anyone really.

It's just their way of garnering attention, you really shouldn't feed their narcissism, it prevents them from making effort.

>>36689267
They're giving him a blowie to show him life is worth living

>>36689372
I wish they did this. I'd pretend suicide right away, huh I guess that's why they don't

>>36689357
>dude we should force suicidal people to live because ??? my feelings ???

>>36689389
just imagine if it was law to send a whore to succ every man that attempts suicide

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>>36689453
This must become reality. We should all write to our congressmen for this

>>36689510
I'm down and 100% for it. It's time whores fulfill their duties to all men. Why are they only available for 10% of men? There's no reason why the majority of us need to sit back and watch other men cuck the life out of us until we suicide.

>>36686444
What does this have to do with Molyneux when you are just pointing out that something a guy said is not an argument?

>>36686537
>Oh no he said muh n word
Why shouldn't he write nigger on here?
Give me one good argument.

>>36686554
Hi normie, you too are here to laugh at those loser bitter virgins and for le memes? xDD

>>36686226
Patrician choice right here

rig

>>36686669
>y-you virgin!
Nice try Stacy but it's not our fault that Chad can't stand your worthless ass besides doing a quick number with you.

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>>36687250
Nigger please, you are just 12 years older than him, don't act like you're motherfucking Yoda.

>>36688008
>please stop saying suicide is a permanent solution
It kind of is though. A solution to a "temporary" problem, now that's debatable.

>>36685991
>do you expect them to just watch him die?
Well that's what """""society"""""" is doing for this kind of people. Nothing. Until they decide to do it, and then they save him, and then they will condemn him for trying it.

>>36686271
if you fall head first, that could be fatal. doesn't look like this guy was about to do that though, he probably would just break his legs and feel like an idiot

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>>36690094
>be born with naturally low potential for confidence
>get bullied by normies as a kid and teenager
>turn out a broken, insecure adult
>hate your life and decide to be an hero
>normies save you and tell you how selfish you are for "only thinking about yourself"
With normies, you lose.

>>36686271
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>>36690108
>I don't know basic physics but I'll laugh about it because it's not Golden Gate Bridge
it's like you've never looked up what height to fall from when planning out your suicide.

you'd likely die from 15-20 feet, this bridge is 20-25 feet. Granted it's probably only 95% guaranteed he'd die and he had really poor planning.

>>36686291
>why does that bridge even exist
Bridges are safer than pedestrian crossings

>>36690223
>it's like you've never looked up what height to fall from when planning out your suicide.
of course not, because I live in a country with guns

>>36685890
most suicide attempts are pleas for attention.
Public ones like this always are.

>>36690223
how much is 20 feet in scientific units?

>>36685890
I'd go right up onto the edge and tell him that if he jumps -- I'll jump too. If you're going to make an effort to stop him, might as well go all the way.

>normies actually believe forcing people to live a life they dont want for decades is morally right

>>36690108
Can confirm, I nearly died falling of the stairs once, well it was more of a jump than a fall but landed head first and still have bad ass scars to prove it

>>36685890
Because this piece of shit, attention whore chose to go out on a bridge during the day and waited long enough for people to stop him. There's probably a road or some shit under it, so if he dies there, it will inconvenience even more people.

He could've easily killed himself if he really wanted to do it.

What a faggot. Fuck him.

>>36690047
STOP POSTING THIS GOD DAMN PHOTO PLEASE THEY ARE FUCKING TRAUMATIZING WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

>>36691524
>it will inconvenience even more people
oh no!!!!

>>36691632
Are you the first case of meme ptsd?
This war takes a little from everybody, war is hell

>>36690223
you'd likely die from 15-20 feet
what a load of bullshit. anyone who has jumped off a roof knows it.

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>>36690047
>>36691632
he is the avatar fag, he will not stop posting them

>>36691655
LOOK AT THEIR FUCKING FACES HOW CAN NO ONE HAVE PTSD FROM THAT

>>36687191
this1 m8

>>36691654
>Wahh!! People are stopping him from inconveniencing people!

All he had to do was actually kill himself instead of being an attention whore.

If you REALLY wanted to die, you wouldn't do it in a way that allowed any fucking person to save you

Fuck off attention whores

>>36686271
lol, lads.......................wag1 wat a poofter

>>36687818
You're not just mentioning it, you're wearing it as a badge. Your post is already in the books, you're the worst kind of person.

>>36692382
I think besides this thread I may have mentioned it only once to someone irl when I was in a car passing those tracks.

>>36692438
Whatever you say normie. You couldn't post in this thread fast enough

>>36686309
>Anyone who actually wants to die can easily do it
Then you wake up in a hospital jesus you fucking normies have no idea.

>>36686489
LOl omg geez no guns lol
Enjoy spending a good minute with a hole in your skull.
You do need to bleed out to die its not instant?

>>36692557
shotguns are cheaper and more effective if you want to shoot yourself. Try no good minutes with a hole in the skull you no longer have.

>>36692596
>Try no good minutes with a hole in the skull you no longer have.
Still have to bleed out and die.
Shot guns dont make big holes unless you have a choke and even then thats a distance and with a choke so fuck you no guns.
You are now aware there is a gif of a man holding a FN FAL with half his face blown off and all those beheading videos.

>>36685890
He wasnt going to kill himself he is an attention whore thats it because he could have jumped before there was no normalfags arround it takes less than a second.

>>36685991
I am totally fine with that. Original

If he wanted to jump he could have done it ten times before anyone even noticed he was there. He's an attention whore like most suicidal robots.

>>36686271
Thanks for the laugh.
He was probably aiming to fall on his head.

While I do feel conflicted about intervening in suicide situations, (leaning towards not to intervene btw)

I think normal people step in because they find their apparent distress upsetting and they don't want to be around a potentially messy and traumatising situation

>>36685890
After my recent brush with suicide if i were to come across him about to jump, i would have quick chat with him and if after he still wanted to jump i would walk away and not turn back.

>>36686271
Lost at this point

>>36685890
>You won't be there to hug him six months from now
No memeing, this is a real problem. People will move heaven and Earth to stop someone from committing suicide, but won't lift a finger to tackle the source of their suicidal tendencies.
Nobody could give less of a shit about you or your accomplishments until you say the magic words -- "I'm going to kill myself."
OP's pic is the real-world version of "Put me in the screencap."

>>36685890
It's self-serving.

>>36690223
>you'd likely die from 15-20 feet, this bridge is 20-25 feet.
You are full of shit.

>>36686271
You will 100% break half the bones in your body from a fall of that height onto a paved road. You might not die, but your bones will break.

>>36686347
Onto asphalt?

>>36685890
theyre doing a favor for him
literally everyone who has survived suicide regrets what they did

>>36693383
>everyone who has survived suicide regrets what they did
fail to kill themselves?

I bet the only reason they're 'saving' him is so they can feel good about themselves later, or laud themselves as a 'hero' whenever someone brings up the story of how a guy tried to kill himself.

>>36693383
What about the ones that didnt survive?

>>36693383
>literally everyone who has survived suicide regrets what they did
citation needed, out of the two people i know who tried to kill themselves tried to do it again and regret not doing it right the first time

>>36693380
Expanding on this, it's definitely a good thing that people stopped him. There's a pretty good chance he would have survived with extremely painful (permanently?) immobilizing injuries.

>>36690223
nigga, I've jumped off jungle gyms higher than that

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>Just let him die you assholes.

let the fucker do it in his own house and not in fucking public, he wanted the attention.

i swear to god you guys are worse than emos with your "lmao lit senpai i want to kill myself today again hahaha LIT MEMES DEPRESSION AND LAYERS OF IRONY HAHA XDD".

kill yourselves instead of living the ironic life of a shitposter, you fucking memellennials.

>>36685890
>guy tries to kill himself
>is too slow
>doesnt punch his rescuers in the face
it's almost like he didnt want to die

>>36686101
Not all suffering is eternal and it's rare for suicide attempts to be repeated. That said, i do feel that most people who want to help are just stroking egos and want to feel like a hero.

>>36690223
>you'd likely die from 15-20 feet
wrong

Because fuck him.

If he really wants to kill himself, he should do it at home or in private so no one else has to see it.

Instead he does it in a public place in a horrific way. Everyone will see it, be horrified and then go home with that image of him plummeting to his death in their heads. He is putting that on them and people (rightfully) say "no, fuck that. We're tying you up so we don't have to live with the guilt of knowing we let you jump."

Why the fuck is he jumping in public? Just call the cops and then blow your brains out at home before they arrive.

>>36686444
Underrated post

Also trips, well done

>>36686911
>It feels good so altruism is fake

Jesus Christ the edge on this one

>>36690223
Imagine being this fucking retarded.

>>36686444
>No one was thinking about muh taxes you edgy teenager

Wtf are you talking about?

>Some guy uses one line as a response in a certain context
>Now that context has the monopoly on that line.

With that kind of logic are you sure it's a good idea for you to be doing any thinking??

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>>36686554
>Choosing what to do with your own life isn't about you!
>Gotta stay alive and suffer for the benefit of others who don't truly care and could never even come close to understanding!!

>>36685890
Why people go for bridges instead of buildings??
Depending of how you reach the water you could actually survive and get pretty rekt.

>>36688667
Because if they do they'll be locked up in a psych ward for the rest of their lives until they do "regret it" you idiot. Saying that they regret it is their only chance at having some form of freedom.

>>36685890
Gogogogo follow my insta you nigs @seanleipe

>>36690410
Genuinely good, but unfortunately underrated, post right here.

Bunch of hypocrites ITT. If any of you fags advocating for his death believe half of the shit you say about this situation, you would have commited subaru by now.

If life is so miserable and so full of suffering that it makes you believe that anyone who kills themselves should be left to their device without at tge very least trying to understand their pain, you shouldn't even post ITT.

Seriously, all of you, fucking do it. An hero and shut the fuck up for eternity you bunch of gutless pussies.

>>36694834
Pls stop bullying internet tough guy

>>36694884

Is all of this shit just about the fact that you fags never got over your hs bullies despite being late in adulthood?

So, basically, the argument in favor of his death boils down to waah waah he should die because people were mean to ME and despite knowing nothing about context I will just make his suicide about MY suffering.

>>36694834
Did you type this through your tears? Do you cry yourself to sleep everytime you remember that there are meanies in the world? Also, reddit spacing.

>>36694834
Reddiiiiiit, ooooooh Reeeeeeeddiiiiiiit!!!!

>>36694953
Pls stop bullying Mr. Internet Tough Guy of Internet Tough Guy & Associates

>>36686271
Holy fuck that's england? Nobody in the picture was english. Also he would have only broken his legs

>>36695011

>lol u mad

Can't get any more reddit than this. Go back there, child, this is an 18+ website.

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>>36685890
>stand on bridge
>normies tie you up
>sue them for kidnapping

>>36686081
Human instincts are the automatic things here.

>>36695299
genuis move my original friend

>>36690296
1 foot is ~30 cm and 1 inch is ~2.5 cm.

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>>36685890
We need more heroes like the guy in pic related.

>>36687498
Respect is earned, old fool.

>>36690011
Say that to my face you motherfucker and not online. Pussy.

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>>36685890
>killing yourself
>with a full hairline

>>36694032
>do it in his own house
with what? moron, not everyone is a burger

>>36695564
Time and place, bitch.

>>36686137
Yet if I pulled this and said the only solution was for a girl to offer her sweet poontang, I would be killing myself. Fuck this guy.

>>36695579
stab yourself with a butterknife
oh wait you have to be over 18 to buy those in shitain

>>36685890
they want him to suffer. They feed on it

>>36686554
>suicide is selflish
>reproducton is selfless

normies everyone

>>36695673
to be fair, a suicide does have costs.

>Someone to clean up the mess
>someone to package the remains at the request of the family
>family has to decide what to do with your remains
>possible a funeral service of some sort
>some owed money has to be paid by the family in some instances
>something has to be done with all your possessions

>>36685890
They were just upstanding citizens preventing a crime

>>36695724
So same sort of shit if you just lived out your life then?

>>36686271
I'm guessing this was a spur of the moment thing and he got the idea when he saw the bridge and was intending to fall back and hopefully smash his head on the road. He could have chosen a better place tbqh. It's near a junction so there's absolutely no chance of being run down by a car and it's barely high enough for death. It'll be a 50/50 as to if he died or just came away with serious injuries

>>36686760
All problems are temporary you retard, and a permanent solution is better than a temporary one, ffs this stupid phrase needs to die

>>36695865
the difference is if you live you deal with that shit and dont spread around the weight.

If you commit suicide you are being selfish by saying you cant be bothered, 'here you deal with this' meanwhile everyone else has their own shit they are dealing with

>>36696002
I don't see the difference.

Suicide you're just ending things early whereas if you die naturally the same stuff happens only at a later date with possibly different people handling it.

most suicides are cries for help

they want someone to intervene, if they were so determined they would have killed themselves without someone noticing.

>>36696032
in your life, at the end, you should be minimizing your negative impact on others. Its why things like retirement exist, so you're family doesn't have to bear the burden of keeping you housed and fed. Killing yourself when you have a mortgage and debts that need to get paid is maximizing your negative impact

>>36685890
couldn't they just pull him up?

>/r9k/ assholes call anyone who doesn't succeed in killing themselves "attention whore"
>get mad when "normies" save some "attention whore" from killing themselves
You fucks are confused. Get it together, you pathetic tools.

>>36685890
Suicide is badass

>>36695509
The real hero we don't deserve.

>>36696117
>standing on a bridge long enough for people to gather around you, find ropes, and tie you up so you don't kill yourself
>not an attention whore
and
>wasting time fetching ropes to tie some guy up to the bridge instead of pulling him up so you can be part of a touching heroic story
>not normie virtual signalling
fucking London, I swear. Why couldn't one of their millions of muslims immolate there and take all that scum with him?

>>36696257
You are a fucking tool.

>>36686146
>they recover from and are glad later on they survived an attempt

As opposed to the ones that go through with it and...regret it?

>>36685890
Oy vey, you think you can just leave our prison, goy?

>>36695724
>some owed money has to be paid by the family in some instances
horse shit
maybe if they're dumb cucks, otherwise tell them to get what they can from the estate and then fuck off

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>>36695579

you really can't come up with some shit to kill yourself at home?

no wonder no one here actually killed themselves.

>tfw too dumb for suicide

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>>36686271
huh, that's... wow!

>>36696160
Go back to r.eddit with your retarded idioms

>>36696408
>you go to jail for attempting suicide
this is not a thing in the states, faget

If you want to kill yourself do it in the privacy of your own home. Attention seeking behavior gets attention. If that's not what you want keep it to your damn self. I used to be suicidal and I've even been institutionalized. If I saw someone follow through with it IRL it would fuck me up pretty bad. Seeing what would happen if I actually followed through with that. I don't want that and I would actively try to stop anyone I witnessed going through with it. I would force them to listen to my story, it's only fair isn't it? They tried to make me witness them committing suicide and I cucked them out of it and forced them to endure something else.

In short fuck you OP. Buy a gun or a rope. Nobody should have to look at the mess you made except the professionals that will come clean out your apartment. Call me a normie if you want but I'll call you what you are. An attention starved faggot in it for the pity party who bitches when that's exactly what you get.

>>36696566
I don't think anon was being literal

>>36686271
I fell from a higher spot then that and hit a shit load of rocks feet first. Only reason I survived is because I'm a fat ass.

This is just pathetic!

>>36690223
>you'd likely die from 15-20 feet

https://youtu.be/eHNOIttoPdY

>>36686461
>tfw actual NEET getting autismbux
>in 6th grade I pulled back my neighbor from a car that was speeding in the school zone
>didn't hesitate and just reached for his backpack and pulled him, he wasn't even my friend
>the car zips by like 2 seconds later

Am I just as bad as them? I don't think he was trying to kys but I don't wanna be like the normie "heroes"

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>>36696773
>actually aspiring to be like edgy faggots on the internet

You know you can get the bux without falling for the meme