You can't be a robot unless you're circumcised. If

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I spend most most of my waking hours thinking about how much I want to kill everyone that was brainwashed into thinking such barbarity is okay and here you are making a depressing ironic post about it
hahaha really makes me chuckle

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>>36685407
>Anon just reminded me im circumcised
Why can't you just leave me alone?

>6'
>Skinny
>7"
>Filthy uncircumcised
>Own place
>Long term gf
>White
>Job
>Good head of hair

I sometimes wonder what I'm doing here anymore

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It's okay I'm restoring.

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>>36686191

>tfw you can't stop thinking about it because you were cut extra tight and your dick feels like it's about to tear itself apart every time you get hard

how the fuck are you NOT supposed to think about it if you're in that position?

your dick painfully reminds you of it EVERY NIGHT and EVERY TIME you try to fap

>>36687030
i am intrigued.
what is that?

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>>36685407
>>36685530
>>36686191

I hope you all recognize this man.

>>36687030
Wouldn't that just leave you with flabby foreskin that doesn't stick on?

>>36687154

It's a DTR device.

Some guys have had good results with it. It's supposed to help re-cover the glans by causing the cells in the shaft skin and remaining foreskin mucosa (if applicable) to divide, thereby creating enough tissue to restore the gliding action and re-cover the glans.

But some guys have had problems with it or have experienced damage to their penis from its use, so reviews are mixed.

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Really puts one in a pensive mindstate.

>all sexual contact with minors is rape
>cutting up babies' dicks is normal

I hate society

>uncut
dad, you are a hero

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>>36687903
i should be thanking him every fucking day

>>36689204

I was going to say that too.

You don't know how lucky you are.

This could have been you:

http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Too-tight-circumcision-18957992

>>36687903
My dad is a Polish immigrant but he's cut for some reason. Not Jewish either, but ethnic Polish. I can't ask him about the circumstances because it's awkward. Maybe it's because his own dad was a gommie :-DDD

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>ask mom why I'm circumcised
>well you know diseases and stuff
>also I didn't want have to clean your dick

Well I'm glad I didn't cause you any inconvenience mother

>>36689258
>father, what are the circumstances of your circumcision

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>>36689273

>also I didn't want have to clean your dick

She wouldn't have had to do anything she didn't have to do already.

A baby's foreskin requires no special cleaning. It just needs to be cleaned like a finger.

Trying to retract a baby's foreskin can cause massive damage and infections. In babies the glans and foreskin are fused together by tissue akin to the tissue that fuses your nails to the nail bed. This tissue naturally breaks apart over time. The average age at which it does so enough to permit retraction is 10 years, but it happens sooner in some boys and later in others.

Because of the fusion of the foreskin and glans, when a baby is circumcised in a clinical setting, they repeatedly ram a metal probe into his dick to shred that tissue apart before they get to the cutting.

In traditional Jewish circumcisions, this step (called periah) is done with the mohel's fingernail.

>>36689400
I kind of get why jews are so hot on taking over the world now

if that had happened to me the only thought in my mind would be revenge

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>>36689400
You are preaching to the choir my friend. I'm putting a stop to the jewish tricks in my family.

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i like how most boards on 4chan now are starting to dislike jews
feelsgoodman

>>36685407
Hitler should have finished the job with your people. First you kill Jesus then you drive a just man to insanity and NOW you condemn foreskin. Fuck you, Neil.

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>>36687903
same but he tried to get me circumsized at 16. when i said no he didowned me.

fuk u daddy

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I've been pretty pissed about being circumcised, but what really pisses me off is how normal the concept is to people, like it's no big deal. I either want to live in a world where you don't mutilate baby genitals or a world where you mutilate baby genitals and a do a whole bunch more fucked up shit to them. I've basically developed a sadomasochism fetish due to this shit, because sexualizing it nulls the urge to blow my brains out. If I'm going to be abused, I want it to be consistent. Why can't more women be into making fun of guys who get their dicks cut and slap it around a bunch?