Just got back from McD's. >20 pc nuggets >2 plain

>>36685008
>diet Dr pepper
Nigga what's even the use at this point

>>36685218
I already know what I'm eating is terrible so the diet soda makes me feel just a tiny bit better of what I'm eating.

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That's not even that much food. You'll probably lose weight at this point.

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Thinking of hitting up burger king, what do you guys usually get there?

>>36685008
Jesus, nigger. I don't think I could even eat a 20pc nugget meal in 10 minutes, let alone do it while driving.
>>36685295
Diet soda is worse for you. Just accept the sugar or don't drink soda at all.

Why do you live near a McDanks that sells hot and spicy but I cant. There is no fucking justice in this world.

>>36685297
I had 6 tacos for breakfast that my mom cooked.

Then for lunch I had a little caesars pizza thanks to that little caesar shill

>>36685334
Directions to Wendy's.

>>36685334
op here. i usually get the two whopper meal deal for 10 bucks and a couple of original chicken sandwiches since they have them for 2for5 here.

>>36685008
You actually don't need all that food. You're just bored. Go for a run or a lon walk and I beat you, you can't eat this much.

>want a heart attack
>can't stop eating healthy, getting plenty of sleep and exercising daily
Count your blessings, fatty.

I resulted to having to drink Soylent 2.0, the bottled soylent. Tthey come in four flavors now. In order to lose weight.

>>36685358
i live in texas and have never seen a mcds without a hot n spicy, wtf? i thought all locations had them.

>>36685578
Next you'll be saying you're in Houston.

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>>36685620
>Next you'II be saying you're in Houston

>>36685620
yup. i've lived in san antonio too for a few years and they had them too.

>>36685008
Is this meant to be satire?

>It's literally impossible to not eat a lot
>Why am I like this

Because you have no self control. Weak minded piece of shit kys.

>>36685715
lel some nigga on r9k is tellin me to kms

man this some funny shit

>>36685663
There are a ton of people on here from east Texas, it weird seeing so many people who happen to be from the same area on here.

>>36685660
I don't understand you reference.

>>36686247
Well texas is pretty big and houston is SE texas which is the 4th largest city in the u.s so there's bound to be a high number of robots from here.

You from the H too?

>>36686295
That doc looks like the one from my 600lb life and he practices out in houston I think.

>>36686296
In the suburbs of Houston, so basically yes.

>>36686317
That show takes place in Houston?!

What a small world it is.

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>>36685368
>that little ceasars shill
kek yea i went and got some too after that thread, doesnt help that theres one 0.2 miles away from me..

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>>36685334
the 2 whopper deal is pretty good
>2 drinks
>2 fries
>2 whoppers
>10 dollars

also the bacon king is okay, also invest in nuggets, they arn't the best but for 1.50 for a 10 piece it's worth it, DO NOT GET CHICKEN FRIES THEY ARE GARBAGE. Oh also get onion rings with zesty sauce you'll thank me later.

>>36686336
You talkin bout like katy or sugarland?

>>36685945
>lel
>fucking lel
>unironically said lel

get out you fucking normie

>>36686371
I think they send them there. I watched a couple episodes just to see what I'd eventually have to go through one day. I'm more than two thirds of the way there.

>>36685008
Fellow fatbots PSA:

SMOKING DOES NOT SUPPRESS APPETITE DON'T START SMOKING TO HELP LOSE WEIGHT

Diet? You might as well drink lead paint

>>36685383
This burger king is fucking dog shit, literally.

>>36686402
Katy/Cinco area

>>36686374
Same. I could walk to mine but then I wouldn't be a real fat person.

>>36686397
Bacon king is great. The steakhouse isn't that good imom too much sauce. Nuggets are my ride home snack. I usually get 3 orders of em. I agree with the chicken fries. They always seem too burnt when I get em.

>>36686438
kys lel

>Ate it all before I got home
Eating on the road is so unpleasant though.

>>36686459
This is totally fucking true , you end up with a filthy smelly ass habit AND fat. An addictive personality is not going to trade one addiction for another just add on.

>>36686459

Yes it does and it also burns a lot of calories. For a heavy smoker it burns about 200 calories a day and ontop of that it increases energy expenditure and speeds up your metabolism.

But if you've been a fat fuck for life, smoking won't do shit for you.

>>36686473
I usually get Jack in the Box if I want a burger, but I always regret it later.

>>36685008
Stop eating. Only drink juice (raw and made literally within minutes of drinking) or protein shakes for a month. Learn to love that horrible feeling of hunger. Let that be the pain that helps you.

Let's be real, you're not going to exercise and go to a gym everyday. You don't need all those calories.

So your options are to stop eating or to slowly destroy your telomeres with more and more free radicals until your functional age is 97 (this will happen in no time) and you fucking die.

Your choice.

Can any fatbots post pics? I'll fap to you

>>36686514
200 calories isn't shit

>>36685008
>go to mcdonalds
>stand at the counter for 2 minutes awkwardly, black employees bantering with each other
>black dude sees me and chuckles, "what you waitin her for little buddy? whatchu want today"?
>im 25
>"4 h-happy meals" i mutter
>i just really like the bite sized portions and the toys are cool
>he snorts trying to contain his laughter disguising it as a cough, his coworkers laughing
>give him my crumpled up assortment of 1's 5's and coins from my shaking hands
>"hold on we'll have it to ya in a few little buddy"
>he goes back and talks with his coworkers, black lady cranes her neck and looks at me, they start bursting out laughing
>sitting in the corner of the store crushing my receipt in my hand
>wait for 5 minutes, not ready, guess they have to make new fries or something
>go play in the jungle gym thing they have
>wait for them to call my name through the net
>10 minutes, move to the tube at the top level and look at them through the little window
>they arent even making anything, just sitting down fucking with each other
>guess he forgot about me
>go through the back exit and wait for the bus, hungry as shit
>go home and eat some bread and spam

>>36686543

How much do you think you burn from exercise? It's basically the same amount.

But like I said, if you're a fat fuck and you were born a fat fuck you might as well accept your shitty genetics.

>>36686543
True. That is literally less calories than a bagel

>took a shower earlier
>bent over to scrub my legs
>notice my stomach is getting big and tits are getting soft and jiggly
>get very upset, tell myself that tomorrow i will begin to eat better
>that desire is gone, will end up eating what I usually do
I'm not considered overweight yet but I have alot of bodyfat since I have been rapidly gaining weight from compulsive/binge eating disorder. I cannot stop no matter what I do

>>36686566
Genetics is a non argument.

It is true that your mother's eating habits while pregnant will impact your tastes greatly, but people can stop eating just like they can stop smoking. At this point it is a mental addiction. But it can be controlled and fixed.

>>36686588
>notice my stomach is getting big and tits are getting soft and jiggly
That sounds pretty cute to be honest.

>>36686475
Oh cool. I used to live in Richmond and drove to katy everyday for work.

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>solid 320 lb football player
>going out of state to visit college
>on way visit Mcdonalds
>heard rumors of Mcdonalds god tier mustard they put on burgers
>get double quarter pounder with cheese
>looks good, as if someone cared when making the juicy succulent sandwich
>fries are garbage, taste like cardboard
>the milkshake isn't properly made
>worst shamrock shake ever
>that fucking burger however was amazing
>best Mcdonalds burger I have ever had
>reminds me of childhood when fast food was the best
>if Ronald Mcdonalds seman was Mcdonalds Mustard then I was a cumslut
>ordered another for later, knowing I'd have to have another
>mfw long island doesn't serve mustard on burgers
>get enraged when people tell me to just put mustard on the burger myself

I need more anons, so much more....

>>36686522
R u a grill?? I'm only gay for pay

>>36686606

Can't compare the two in terms of how difficult they are to quit.

Withdrawal symptoms from smoking make you angry, depressed and unable to do basic tasks, whats the withdrawal for not eating? Hunger? Fuck nigger just find something to do with your hands.

I bet 99 percent of you don't do shit and that's your problem.

>>36686557
You realize how fucking autistic it is for anybody over the age of 11 to go into the playground at those restaurants, right? How did you even waddle your neckbeard ass into there without having a dozen concerned mothers call the police before their children got molested?

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>>36685578

I'm in Philly, I tried to order a spicy McChicken and they said they didn't serve them anymore.

According to Wikipedia, they stopped serving them nationally in 2015. I rarely eat at McDonald's, but I would always get those. Was disappointed, now all I get from them is a Pineapple Mango Smoothie.

>>36686619
>i will never have anyone who will love me for my big belly and jiggly tits
Thanks anon, but it doesn't feel cute. I'm becoming a fatbot and I am too impulsive to stop. Something hijacks mt brain

>>36686686
Agreed. Eating is literally such a fucking easy addiction to break. I've been both obese and addicted to cigs.

Literally all you have to do to lose weight is A. Eat LESS shitty food or B: EAT THE LITERAL SAME AMOUNT OF SHITTY FOOD AND EXERCISE

Smoking comes with insomnia, massive headaches, irritability, anxiety, and reduced cognitive function. These are actual withdrawal symptoms too, not like bullshit "fat fuck" withdrawal.

>>36686686
I wish it was that simple.

I'm not a binge eater like some of these guys, and I've never had a food addiction. But I would have to argue it is real. These guys really are dependent on their food, and without it they can seem just like any other person going through withdrawal.

It is pretty sad

>>36686588
>scrubbing your legs

You're not supposed to wash past your dick. You just let the soap from up top run down your legs.

>>36686711
I'm stoned and that gif has fucked me up

>>36686730
Well, I'll always love big bellies if that counts as something.

>>36686654
What kind of job did you do?

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>>36686557
This has to be pasta kek

>>36686755

When I was a fat fuck I ate like shit (This is before I started smoking), I exercised daily tho. Cardio, pushups etc all of the time and lost the weight.

Started smoking later on in life and it's just kept me skinny I guess. But you can continue binge eat and lose weight if you just make some changes to your daily routine.

Every morning go for a run in the park. Push yourself more and more.

>>36685008
Keep yourself occupied and you wouldn't eat as much.
Worked for me when I was a normalfag and didn't fall off the edge

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>>36686757
I'm already upset about getting fat, and yet you attack me for the way that i clean myself? HOW DARE YOU

>>36686686

>smoking
>difficult to stop

lel I've quit smoking 3 times now just by stopping, if you really let some cravings for shitty nicotine overpower you than you are a beta

ps op you're disgusting and should probably just kys

>>36686821
I wouldn't recommend anyone smoking in order to try and lose weight. It's bad and just too expensive.

>>36686830
This seems like the biggest problem for me since i hve no job and uni ended. I stay home all day and get so fucking bored and start eating. It used to be fine because i would play league all day and not eat as much.

>>36686794
Just retail. I worked at costco.

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>>36686847
let him go, fatbro he has no idea what your going through.

>tfw cracked open another cold dew

it really hits the spot how can i hate it.

>>36686870
>look how much of a badass alpha i am guys
>posting in an r9k obesity thread in the middle of the night

wow dude you really a true alpha

>>36686870

I bet there will be a 4th and 5th time as well.

>>36686881

If only Vidya wasn't so shit nowadays...

>>36686847
I'm sorry I was just trying to give you a protip.

Keep scrubbing those legs bby.

>>36686936

He should scrub in between his ass cheeks and really get up in there.

>>36686908
Guys guys I meant no harm. I'm the op. Pls no bully

>>36686928
yeah it sucks i remember when i was skinny playing halo 3 all day and forgetting to eat

>>36685218
Diet drinks counteract the fats in the mcdonalds so it is neutral to health. If you drink two diet drinks then it makes it healthy. Duh.

>>36686904
That costco near Cinemark? I've never been in it, but it looks nice.
I usually just go to Sams Club, but that honestly just to get the pizza for a cheap lunch.

>>36686953
Yes that's another protip. My ass gets scrubbed so hard it hurts sometimes because I'm afraid of being the fat guy that smells like shit. I've noticed a lot of guys of the rotund variety don't scrub there asses well because they smell like poop sometimes.

>>36685008
>workout every other day
>literally eat garbage kfc mcdonalds taco bell after every workout
>high metabolism, 8% bodyfat and abs with this diet

feel legitimately bad for you guys

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This thread is making me fiend fast food. I've been trying to quit eating fast food because I was starting to get chubby from eating it every day

>>36686978

Ah dam those were the days. I would stay up all night playing halo 3 online. Even got Recon armor and so many people respected me.... It's sad to think I was like a 15 year old back then and I thought I was the shit but now it's meaningless.

>>36686936
I'm not angry at you, I am angry with myself and am projecting. I am sorry for lashing out, i know that you are trying to help

>>36686996
That's the one. Yeah its pretty nice. I prefer Sam's as well because as a kid the closest to us in Richmond was Sam's they didn't build a costco until recently over here. Only time I go to katy now is to go to the Alamo drafthouse.

>>36686978
>>36687028
Halo 3 was the shit. It was the only game that justified paying for online.

Unrelated, but I also liked playing MGO2 when I needed a break from Halo.

>>36686397
the last time I got zesty sauce my pores and farts smelled like it the next day

I'd rather be fat than skeleton skinny. I literally don't have the motivation to even get up and grab a bag of chips until it really gets painful, let alone drive to buy food or prepare a meal. Not only that but literally anybody could fucking piledrive me into a wall if they wanted to. You see a lot of confident fat/obese guys but rarely any who are really skinny guys

>>36687084

I played bad company online a lot too when I was growing up. I would fake sick all of the time to play it.

I feel bad my mom had so much trouble with me regarding me going to school now. Depressing as fuck.

>>36687074
They are moving that Alamo Drafthouse to LaCentera at some point I think.

I'm usually in that area if I need to go to Comcast or the CiCi's a little ways down from there.

>>36687026
OFFICIAL FAST FOOD POWER RANKINGS

1. Whataburger
2. Jack in the Box
3. Taco bell
4. Popeyes
5. McDonald's
-
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500. Burger King
-
-
9001. In N out

>>36687028
You had recon when it was still rare?

>>36685008
nigga... how.. i dont even think i could eat all that in one sitting let alone 10 minutes.

>>36687164

Yes, as soon as bungie posted about the Vidmaster challenges I was on that like flies on shit.

It was such a pain in the ass doing the COOP challenges because half the time it was laggy and the game would drop out forcing our group to do it all again.

>>36687125
What kind of problems are you having with school?

>>36687161
I love going to Whataburger, but I just hate the hamburgers there. I went to one today and my hamburger tasted like raw bacon for the third time in a row.

>>36687209

Just got bullied and didn't like attending some classes in highschool.

>>36687192
I remember that, you had to do the final mission 4man co-op with a ghost rather than the warthog. It was a struggle.

I got a 50 in MLG back in like.. 2012. I bet nobody plays that playlist anymore. Halo 3's glory days are gone and they ain't coming back :(

>>36687235

They could if the released it for PC but it would of happened by now.

Imagine all the mods for Halo 3 PC, what people could do. There would be custom single players campaigns and it would be amazing.

>>36687192
I never did them since I had zero friends to do things with. But I just enjoyed playing Human vs Zombies on the desert level and driving around in the mine field while running zombies over.

>>36687139
Really? I mean it'll be closer to me but no more cicis after a movie.

Maybe that's a good thing if I'm trying to lose weight.

>>36685218

>fatty diet soda shaming

If you're over your daily calorie limit there's absolutely no point in digging a deeper hole with adding soda calories on top.

Drinking regular soda would make this guy weigh 20 more pounds a year.

>>36687209
I love the burgers and never had any problem but the chicken strips bomb af. Also breakfast is the best.

>craving a jalapeno cheddar biscuit right now

>>36687228
Same happened to me in addition to having really bad acne. My life didn't feel like it really started until I was going to community college and then transfering to a university.

Anon, it's alright, you got diet coke.

>>36687339

I eventually dropped out due to a teacher basically humiliating me infront of the whole class.

Didn't do anything for a while and had a few jobs. I'm 23 now and just applied to do some university units and want to use those to get into a course.

>Anon starts a thread about hating being fat and support for each other
>devolves into a bunch of autistic fat slobs discussing wendies specials at 1 A.M. in the morning

>>36687294
That's what I heard. And what you did is exactly what why Cicis is a great place to go to. Just going an all you can eat buffet before seeing a movie or afterwards is such a nice thing imo.

Also helps that when you do the surveys on the receipt you can get the adult buffet for just $5.

>>36687389
Wendy's a shit.
I know I thought my thread was gonna die a while ago because I have work at 6 in the morning and have to be up by 5.

Also burger King currently has the best deals. 2 whopper meals for 10 bucks, 2 for 5 sandwiches. 2 for 3 something cheeseburger meals, 1.49 10 pc nuggets and 2 for 4 croissants. Well at least around me.

>>36687375
Well I hope that teacher got what was coming to them. I hope that everything goes well with those university units.

>>36687444
How are the nuggets at Burger King? I've never tired them since I was worried that they might not be that great.

>>36687464

Thanks anon, I originally posted in this thread to really make a mockery out of everyone but I just couldn't because everyone was so nice. Fatfeels /r9k/ made me feel feels and I'm not even fat.

>>36687411
Exactly. Aw man I hope it's not true. I'm an idiot because I never looked at my receipts. Next time I go I'm definitely doing that.

Well bro it was really nice talking to ya. I gotta sleep cuz I gotta be up at 5 for work. I'll be making more fat threads in the future. I'll prob get a trip like texas fatty or something.

>>36687496
They're aight for 1.49. You really can't hate em. They're not the best but not the worst. They always seem a little too overcooked but just a tad. Not enough to call em shit. You really have nothing to lose though at that price. I'd try em. I always get a couple of em on top of my order eveytime I got to bk.

>>36687512
Just be sure to try your best and to forget about those asshole in high school.

>>36687528
I just happened to find out about the survey stuff when I dropped my receipt and saw that it said stuff on the back. Hope that your work goes well and see you later.

>>36687564
I might try them out sometime soon then. Like you said, can't complain too much about it when it's that cheap. And having them every so often might gradually help me gain my appetite back since I need to put on a few pounds.

>>36687192
yeah i remember the one u had to do on (odst?) where u had do the waves on the hardest mode and it took hours.

>>36685008
>It's literally impossible to not eat a lot.
No it isn't
>Why am I like this?
Because you have developed bad eating habits. Stop it.
I want you to eat under 20 grams of carbohydrates a day and limit your food consumption to 2000 calories per day. On June 1st cut it to 1800 calories. On July 1st cut it to 1600 calories, August first 1400 calories, Sept. first 1200 calories. Then stay at 1200 calories until you reach a BMI of under 25. Then gradually add 100 calories every two weeks until you are holding a steady weight.