Anyone else on here get penis envy? I don't I actually

Having a penis sucks though.
>constantly feeling inadequate because the big penis gene skipped me
Be happy that you don't have to worry about it. I would have a dick period every month and a big dick than a small dick and a constant feeling of inadequacy.

is it larping if its online? wouldn't it then be online role playing (orping)?

>>36684954
This

You'll want to die if you lose the penis lottery. It sounds ridiculous, but it's true. It'll be even worse if you have a skin condition that makes it look like you have an std even though you've never had sex in your life.

Count yourself lucky

>>36684871
>give up multiple multiple orgasms

no thanks lol

I'm a tranny, I'll trade you my penis for your vagnia

>>36685375
OP does not have a vagina

>>36685148

you know what I can't believe? men are all insecure about how big their dick is which is so rare for a woman to care about there is a derogatory name for the ones who do but half the men in this country are circumcised and completely ignore it or actually defend it when prompted on it, that'd be my main apprehension at the idea of having a penis

I thank allah I wasn't born in some shithole country where they do female circumcision

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>tfw just found out lewd friend has a bigger penis than me

b-but I'm bigger than him in weight so I'm the real winner haha

>>36685508
please be my uncut gf

The penetrating is indeed awesome.

Wish people had on/off switches for pregnancy and STDs (population control) didn't exist.

The best part is not needing to be warmed up. Just jam it and everything feels amazing instantly.

The only good thing about having a penis is being able to pee standing up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXINdHZTY9Y

>>36684871
>not using a strap-on

I always have always dreamed and fantasizes about being a hermaphrodite.

95% of all my sexual fantasies involve me having a penis and penetrating an irresistible girl, releasing my load inside her then later on, a man or someone else with a penis vigorously pounds me in both of my holes. Then I basically drain them of all their semen.

One day, I plan that I can get some surgery to give me a penis so I can finally live one of my lifelong fantasies.

>>36685650
>holding a fleshlight between my legs is equivalent to having a pussy

>>36685508

But if you were a male who wasn't blessed with big dick genes you would understand. Of course you don't understand, it's something you have never had to worry about.

>>36685033

Yep.

But people call it LARPing anyway.

It's kind of like how people nowadays call photos of themselves that they didn't take "selfies".

>>36685508

Cut guy here. I can't believe it either.

I never cared how big my penis was. I cared about the fact that I was fucking mutilated and the most erogenous zones were sliced off me before I was able to defend myself.

When I first learned about circumcision, and learned that I was circumcised, I was fucking shocked.

It blows my mind that some people somehow don't react that way.

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>>36685669
>Then I basically drain them of all their semen.

>>36685673
>one guy holds a fleshlight between his legs while another guy fucks it

that's actually a hot idea

>>36685691

I have a normal-sized penis, not a particularly big one.

If it came down to being intact or getting an extra inch of length or girth, I'd pick being intact. It's a no-brainer.

>>36685749
>that's actually a hot idea
seems kinda pointless given he already has a butt

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>>36684871
>I wish l had a penis to penetrate people with.

Me too. It just sits there, unused. literally only a piss-hose at this point

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OP if you're going to make a gender swap of those threads can you PLEASE include a webm of a guy cumming?

Is 6.25x5.25 big enough for most girls not to dismiss as small? im thinking something like 5.5x5 would be make girls more likelier to say things

>>36685862
length is passable, girth is a little lacking but overall you should do ok if you know how to use it and are good at foreplay

>>36684871
>Anyone else on here get penis envy?
yes, but I do wish I was born a man just so that I wouldn't have to face constant hate and then be used for sex
also the thought of being penetrated makes me physically ill so I will never have a normal, healthy relationship with another human being even if I did get my mindset in check

>>36685691

pretty sure it's such a big meme because almost all guys watch porn and end up thinking le big benis is a requirement, in reality that's all fake as fuck and the girls need to use artificial lube and muscle relaxants and pain killers to have sex with a penis that big that roughly and fake screaming a bunch, quite the retarded meme

>>36685732

if whatever genitals I was born with were circumcised I'd return the favor and cut a bit of healthy flesh off of whoever did it except it'd be from their carotid artery

One reason why I want a penis is because I can eat sweet foods like pineapples and then get to taste my semen. If I like the taste enough, I could use it as seasoning for my food. It would be an excellent ingredient and I might even serve it to others and I'll only tell them after they eat.

Semen could also be my skin moisturizer.

>>36685982
just use mine

>>36685898
Lacking? That's above average you goon.

If I do use yours then you better be ready for daily semen harvesting. basically squeeze you dry and I will need a lot of it.

>>36686063
I already harvest my own three times a day

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>>36685508
But where else will they harvest such healthy infant skin from for use in medical research and cosmetics?

I love listening to girls with penis envy.
It's really hot to me how they always imagine themselve to have a giant dick.

>>36685905
>tfw putting your penis in a vagina makes you feel physically ill

pls be my no PIV gf

>>36686212

Vaginas are great and all and I would never get rid of mine but I'm constantly dying for the sensation of having a penis because I can finally use an onahole or fleshlight while fingering myself.

I'm sure the person who I will finally lose my virginity to one day will accept it and enjoy both of my parts

>>36685974

>if whatever genitals I was born with were circumcised I'd return the favor and cut a bit of healthy flesh off of whoever did it except it'd be from their carotid artery

Ever seen a "tight" circumcision?

Check it out. Shit's fucked.

http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Too-tight-circumcision-18957992

>>36685905

I will cavitate your vag until it feels good with my 8x6 dong.

>>36686263
you could also make cute boys and girls go ahegao while they're stuffed with your dick.
If you had free choice, what would your dick be like?
What lewd things would you love to do with it?

>>36684871
I'm guy and I feel the same kind of
It's not really wanting to be a girl, I like my body, but fuck vaginas are not attractive to me, and sex between two men is disgusting as well. I wish I was the one with a pussy to get penetraged instead.

I am the person who will respond to the lewd things and the agehao question.

If I had a penis, I would most likely have at least a 7 inch or 8 inch and it would be quite thick. It would be light colored and very pretty.

The lewd things I would do are eating sweets like pineapples or fruits and tasting my semen after. Also, I will feed others my semen and I'll get them addicted to it.

>>36684871
No you don't.
Being a ma means you should be always dependable, never vulnerable, can't show emotions, should always know what to do, and specially have to suffer in silence about how the girl you like and have know your whole life is fucking some asshole

>>36685732
Uncut guy here. Read the wiki article on circumcision: there is no evidence that sensitivity/pleasure is reduced by circumcision.

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>>36687080

That wikipedia article is full of shit. It was controlled for years largely by Jake Waskett, a computer software engineer affiliated with circumcision fetish clubs like Circlist. He is still suspected of editing that page under a different name.

Waskett has worked with Brian Morris, who is also affiliated with multiple sado-masochistic circumcision fetish groups, and was the author of the "studies" (really biased interpretations of cherry-picked data) that made that claim.

You have no idea how deep this thing is, dude. No idea.

http://www.circumstitions.com/morris.html

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>>36687185
>circumcision advocates are sexually sadistic pedophiles

every day I take a worse redpill

>>36687185
You sound like the guy from that Silent Hill wiki shitstorm.

>>36687609
holy shit tell me about the SH wiki shitstorm please

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>>36687523

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/croydon-circumcision-campaigner-caught-child-porn/story-15866127-detail/story.html

2 years later:

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/upper-norwood-circumcision-fetishist-jailed/story-23040107-detail/story.html

This guy was Brian Morris's publisher btw. After Quaintance's 2012 arrest, Morris scrubbed his web site of references to Quaintance and Quaintance's organization, the "Gilgal Society".

>>36687631
wait nvm I googled it
>fat goonwoman makes light of males being cut up
egh

>>36687609

I don't think that guy really talked about Morris/Waskett/Quaintance.

I could be wrong about that though; I didn't really pay much attention.

I haven't played any Silent Hill games except 1 and a little bit of 2.

>>36684871
As a male, I've never understood penis envy. I just don't get it.

I get the complete opposite, though. I wish I were a qt, soft female, with fat tits, and a pussy, so I could get fucked and have a good cum since female orgasms are supposedly much longer and more intense than male orgasms.

>>36687631
Fuck, I wish I had the link to the compiled information. It shouldn't be too hard to find if you look, but here's what I remember from what I've read:
>Silent Hill wiki has like a handful of moderators, with on of them (whose name eludes me at the moment) making the VAST majority of contributions/edits, and is the Head Admin
>there's this articles about one of the main characters from one of the games, a little boy
>the Head Admin takes up a significant chunk of the page going into a conspiracy theory about how the entire game is about this kid's circumcision, and how it damaged his relationship with their mother (or something along those lines)
>people complain, edit it out
>he fucking FLIPS
>like goes INSANE
>reverses the edits, deletes comments about how circumcision has nothing to do with the game, and reveals his insanity to all
>goes so far as to ban and remove access from those who dare disagree with the global circumcision conspiracy
>unironically states that he has his doubts about 9/11 at one point, because why not
>eventually Wikia itself has to step in and bans him across all sites
I'll go digging for the archive, because it really is a wild ride from start to finish.

>>36687755
I looked at the "medium" post
really really not interested in laughing at the same shit 'burger does, tbqh

>>36687755
Found it quick, I really believe it is worth the long read to see into the mind of someone so obsessed with a global dick-cutting conspiracy: https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015

>>36687823
yeah but on the other hand that's a just a goon circlejerking with her twitter pals over how crazy this dude is when she'd be all the fuck over it if it were a dialectical analysis of life under misogynist capitalism or w/e

like you see silent hill is like life under capitalism because commoditization reveals the mass of the unheimlichen or whatever

people like that caused GG to happen

>>36687870

>dialectical

I just recently learned that word and I'm happy to see it popping up more often (although this to some extent may be the Baeder-Meinhof phenomenon).

>>36687870
I'm just gonna come out and say it: I have no idea who VoidBurger is or what you're talking about. Am I missing a key detail as to who this is and why I shouldn't like them either?

>>36684954
>>36685148
>>36685508
This. Size is always one of those issues. Even if she tells you it doesnt matter, she'll always compare you to the biggest dick shes had. Anon cant comprehend what its like to be a guy or to have a small dick but she isnt, nor ever will truly be a man.
>>36685732
cut vs uncut was never an issue for me or anyone i know of.

>>36688107

>cut vs uncut was never an issue for me or anyone i know of.

So what did they tell you circumcision was?

I mean when your parents or whomever explained it to you for the first time.

>>36688141
Well i was talking more the sex aspect. Idk anyone whose had sex or been denied it simply cause they were cut or uncut. As for my parents i never talked to them about it because again, it was never an issue for me.

>>36685974
you think it's a meme because you have a big enough dick for it to not matter
this is not a meme

>>36688264

it is a meme on many levels since

>a penis can actually be too big from being too wide and stretching you or too long and jabbing your cervix
>you can't actually feel much on your vaginal walls past about 3 inches anyway which is how some women forget they have tampons in if they escape too far in and fuck their shit up
>most women can't orgasm from vaginal penetration and need clitoral stimulation, if you want to please your woman get good at eating pussy (although amazingly enough men are also insecure about doing this)
>sex to most women isn't about physical pleasure, it's more about feeling desired, pleasing your man and connecting emotionally

again its astounding men are adamant to insist this is a real thing to be upset about but see no issue with circumcision, it's like complaining about not having green eyes like chad when someone has sliced you and his eyelids off and no one talks about it

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>>36688723
>but see no issue with circumcision
Most people defending seem to be in denial honestly.

>>36688773
im not on one sid eor the other because it never impacted me personally. am cut, dick is normal length, no issues masturbating / having a wierd looking dick because of it

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>>36688773

The alternative to denial is facing the horror of this thing head-on. And it is horrific.

I tried to avoid it for years before that became impossible.

I refused to read about circumcision.

Every time I thought about it I would thought-block or be like, "Don't think about that, only loser neckbeards think about it, you're cool, you're not like them, nothing bad happened to your penis, it's fine. Just don't think about it. (I didn't believe that stuff but I felt like I had to force myself to).

This went on for the better part of a decade.

Eventually I couldn't live in denial anymore and I had to face it. Now I'm an intactivist.

>>36688928
sorry to hear that man.
>only loser neckbeards think about it
I think this attitude is a big part of it. You're not supposed to care about issues like this or you appear abnormal.

>>36689426
real talk: if anti-circumcision people behaved like fucking normal people, people would treat it as a more normal position

i am aware that there are lots of people out there who have fully rational arguments against circumcision

the issue is that (at least on the internet, which is about 100% the site of this 'activism'), it universally devolves into some kind of trolls trolling trolls thing where everybody acts like massive retards and decides they won an argument.
it's been like this since i started using this website literally over a decade ago. people were posting cut vs. uncut threads on /b/ in fucking 2006.

there is something the "intactivist" or whatever movement is doing wrong and it is not the fault of their subject--people argue very seriously in real life about whether traps should be able to pee in the women's bathroom or not, it's not like the window is closed for a discussion of foreskin removal. it's that everybody who talks about this has been so completely nuts for so long that the people who have real arguments to make don't get the platform

>>36687000
Would you compare it with boys and brag a little?
About you beeing bigger and having nicer cum?
Would you like to have thicker loads than boys do?
Would you feed your cum to people directly?

>>36689529
That's only true for this website. Outside of here I don't actually see any anti-circumcision activism.

>>36689529

that's all trolling, guys trying to wind up other guys about their dicks being worse or better

>>36685821
Now that is hot

>>36690499
>Now that is hot
agreed

>>36684954
>I would have a dick period every month and a big dick than a small dick and a constant feeling of inadequacy.
This 100%. I can understand how most girls would feel that size doesn't matter but its extremely emasculating to the male having a small dick, even if it is a decent size when erect.