HOLY FUCK GUYS THIS JUST HAPPEND I WANT TO FUCKING DIE!! >Downloaded

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>>36683362
>jerking off to snaps from girls

NNNNNOOOOOORRRRRMMMMIIIIEEEE

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OP if this is true you did the right thing, she wouldn have sex with you anyway. At least you stopped being a pathetic emotional supporter for her.

>>36683465
i wasent

i was jerkin off to poop porn on my computer

>>36683362
DAMN DUDE that sucks famalam the only thing you can do is explain it to her and hope she believes you

this is why i still continue to come here

Hahaha no matter what you do nobody will believe you!

AHAHAHAHAHA

Why lie to us? What purpose does it serve? It doesn't make you believe yourself any more. You knew what you were doing.

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>>36683362
how do you "accidentally" take a perfect shot of your erect penis?

i can't even do that on purpose

>>36683362
>>Press volume button
>>It takes a pic of my erect penis instead
>>panic and drop phone
>>accidentaly sent it to her

Shit that never happened

>>36683624
I was leaning back in my chair with my phone on my belly. I didnt know the volume button could take pictures

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>and then a man handed me a crisp $100 bill

>>36683725
>drop phone and send it to her

Your story never fucking happened you fucking faggot

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>"you're such a good friend anon, you're like a brother to me :)"
On the slim unlikelihood that your story is true at least now you can stop being this roasties doormat beta orbiter.

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>>36683362
Want to hear a real story involving snapchat and roasties?
>Catfish cute roasty
>send her a snapchat of my dick whilst i'm beating off
>accidentally set that as my "story"
>don't know what that is
>people keep asking why i keep posting videos of myself beating off on snapchat
>people i had added from school
>delete all my social media
>haven't left my room since

It's not meant for us, bud. Snapchat, instagrams, facebook, it's all for normalfags who instinctively know how to manage that.

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>>36683968
I do this when I'm drunk sometimes, it's not that bad.

Snapchat in itself is a complete nightmare. I drink every night and wakeup to the absolute most cringiest shit that I've posted and or sent to chicks on my snap

>>36683510
It sounds like the damage is done because she told other people who are calling him a pervert and rapist. I think he's fucked.

Join the foreign legion I guess.

>accidentally go through tapping the send arrow, selecting her name and hitting send. all in one swift motion by dropping the phone.
Whatever you say, faggot.

>>36684074

sounds like you friends should've been born as women because you are either massive sluts or liars at heart

i hate to break this to you guys but alcohol doesn't do this. it's just you. you might be retarded.

>Snapchat
Lol

>>36683362
lol just laugh about it

>Having Snapchat

Get out of here.

it would take a million tries for that to happen.

first youd have to hit the blue arrow. then select her name specifically on the next screen then hit the bottom arrow to send.

no fucking way is this believable

>>36683362
GOOD. Now you know you never had a chance, and you don't have to wait another 2 years to work up the nerve to "confess" like a beta anime protagonist only to end up in the same place.

Count yourself lucky, and shed a tear for those countless robros who are in that situation still.

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>>36683968
>>36684074
There was a video of a brit or aussie guy fucking a thai tranny that came from his snapchat story and he did not give a fuck at all. the shit he said was hilarious
>oi just show ur cock its prolly bigger than mine innit?

please tell me someone has it

>>36683362
real and likes women

>>36683362
>she tells me I was like a brother to her
Well you weren't going to fuck her either way so stop worrying about it.

>>36686142
I would also to like witness this?

Anyone?

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>>36683362
She will understand
She have to understand

I will say"Hey every men jerk off!"