What would it be for you guys?
BONUS
>include quote after you're beaten
>post a pic which would be your battle attire
>>36681238
1.)"hehe. You're strong. VERY STRONG. You've beaten the greatest of my minions. Never knew that this "Beta Uprising" would call me into action. Well anon, let's see you've got. SHOW ME YO MOVES BRAH."
2.) Nuked the Fuck Out Football Field
3.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVI7S6zKiBM
4.)"Ya, ya got me anon...yes... yes... very goood...HOWEVER. You never ended the reign of Alpha Chad. You are Alpha Chad now, king of the normies and lesser Chads. I thank you brah. Thanks for giving me one last fight...
1.) "30 YEARS ANON! I HAVE BECOME TOO POWERFUL! I'VE THE READING! NO MORE SPAGHETTI SHALL FALL OF MY POCKET ANYMORE! JOIN ME THE ASCENDANCY OR PERISH INTO THE NORMIEDOOM!"
2.) Pocket dimension inside anon's bedroom hidden below the piss jugs
3.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWI99niJW0
4.) "EMBRACE THE WIZARDRY ANON! YOU WILL NEVER BE LIKE THEY ARE! EVEN IF YOU LOST YOUR POWERS TO SOME HOOKER, YOU WILL ALWAYS A FAILED NORMIE AT BEST! EMBRACE YOUR POWERS ANON! EMBRAC-REEEEEEEEEEEeeeee *explodes into spaghetti fireworks*"
>>36681238
>include quote after you've won
You're gay
The thing about being a good loser, is you're still a loser.
>>36681238
PBQ;
>"... (not trying to be mysterious, just don't have anything to say)"
Location
>Somewhere hidden from others.
Battle music;
>The darkness, I believe in a thing called love.
I'd be defeated singing along to it, badly.
After beaten quote;
Dead now.
Battle attire;
>Pyjamas and a dressing gown. .
I'd be a shit final boss desu.
>Be me, fat hairy guy, wearing nothing but a thong and an iron helmet that cover my face, with two giant swords behind me
>In the highest room of a giant tower, several weapons laying on the ground, rotten corpse of fallen warriors lay all around the ground, my throne rises above everything else in the room
>"You came here expecting to defeat me? Ha! I would say you should remember to bring at least 100 thousand more men to have have a chance, but.. You're not getting a second time at this!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChCp9knOnII&ab_channel=AnimelunaII
>"Huh... I told you... You're not *tries to breath* getting a second time... at this *falls dead on the ground*"
>>36681238
>Quote
I just look disinterestedly at the new annoyance.
>Location
Dark room
>Battle Music
I fart.
>>36681238
>"Prepare to eat ass"
>*pic related*
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ijjCu3rkWeI
1) Are you prepared to witness absolute perfection?
2) In the night sky, surrounded by clouds
3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
4) How could this happen?! We are perfection personified!
you fuxking gay i will kill you
bedroom
kate bush wuthering heights
oh no
1) "ENOUGH! I grow tired of your faggot ass shit. I'm going to fucking kill you, BITCH!"
2) Inside my own anus. (Think of God of War) I'm bent over with my head up my ass and you fight my face. I primarily use my tongue and spit at you and verbally abuse you.
3) Disciple by Slayer
>Upon dying I mutter, "Haha... fool... don't you know... things shit themselves... upon death...?"
>next scene is Indiana Jones influenced
>pic is my attire
1) You've seen it... Haven't you? Yes, yes, yes you did. You saw it all, you defile her, my pure, my pure wife, now defile, by a chad...
2) In my bedroom, the only light coming from the computer's screen, posters, figures and Asuka stuff in the walls, ground, table, and bed
3)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KNjaNHhUxo&ab_channel=OlafBrystvorten
4) My Asuka... No...
5) Picture in my battlefrog, which I ride during half of the fight before you drop my health to 1/2 and it dies
>YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME, STACY, you may have killed all the minor beta orbiters, but I'm the king, and if you don't let me love you, YOU CAN ONLY BE DESTROYED.
>An asteroid made of the bodies of dead chads and betas.
>Peter Brotzmann's Machine Gun
BONUS
>But.....obsession is the purest form of love....
>>36681345
>>36682084
>>36682388
good ones
1.) "Just fucking do it already"
2.) bed
3.) silence
>>36682382
Poop ending got me kek
>>36681238
1."I HAVE SPENT MILLENIA BATTLING ROASTIES IN MY NEET CHAMBERS, AND WILL NOT FALTER UNDER YOU, CHAD!"
2.My basement, under my computer.
3.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmzay5oAwOM
4."Gah, it can't be true, c-chad can't defeat my boi pucci and body pillow katana, this isn't how my animes played out!" *dissolves into best girl asuka body pillow*
>>36681238
1.) RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
2.) A cave filled with human bones and dried blood
3.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcv97YqNqHI
>>36681238
>Deep cockney accent
>Orc from lotr
>"IM GONNA TEAR OUT YOUR EYES AND THEN SPOONFEED EM TO YA"
>decaying castle in the middle of a massive evil forest
>monotheistic monk chanting
>Defeat
>"MAI WHOLE LIFE IVE FED DETH. NAO, I AM THE FEAST!"
R8 m8s, please I need ta know where to improve
1) just kill me faggot
2) a Denny's
3) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf4Dg2kyV90&t=41s
>"heh, foolish mortal. You might be strong, but nothing can stand before the strength earned through the harsh path of wizardry"
>a very large filthy basement
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piwdWxVVb4o
>"I-IMPOSSIBLE! H-HOW COULD A MORTAL LIKE YOU DESTROY ME!"
>"you now have entered my dimension of filth and decadence, you're in hell and eternity has only begun,hahaha"
>In my room with fermented piss jugs and moldy takeout containers plus napkin rolled as ear cleaners with waxy tips that I lick after use
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrWI99niJW0
>>36681238
1.Do you believe in God?
2.School library
3.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ho_WeNKhgxk
>>36683052
>mfw wrong link
time to kill myself lol
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G5WZzvepvI
Pre battle quote:
Heh, not bad kid, you made me spill 10% of my spaghetti. I wonder if you can keep that up...
Battle location:
Some fast food joint. Children are terrified, they just want a fucking chicken nuggies.
Battle music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu0LBujywJE&t=83s
Quote when i'm beaten:
QUAHHHHWWH!! *COUGH COUGH SPIT* Not bad, kid, not bad at all... *stumbles* *clears throat* my waifu, we'll meet at long last... *falls to the ground* *pool of blood spreads across the floor*
dont bother im a lolicon
a lolicon
SE NO
>>36681238
1. My wife for hire!
2. Grandmas basement
3. Friday by Rebecca black
B1. Bury me with my, money
B2. Naked with cum sock dangling from penis
>H-hi
>A gamestop
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGl7b1EPwfA
>Video game T-shirt and cargo shorts
>y-you too
>"How's Iris? You know Iris. You don't know anybody by the name of Iris? No? You got a gun? Suck on this"
*pulls out gun, fight begins*
>shitty 70's new york street
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjON8tEbDds
>no words, just pretends to kill himself with a gun while making gunshot noises as he bleeds out
>>36683142
Actually kind of comfy
Mainly because of the music tho
>>36681238
1)...
2) The player's bedroom at night
3) https://soundcloud.com/flannelgurlrecords/itto-death-frenzy
4) I would be dead if I was beaten.
1.) "STOP PULLING ON MY PONYTAIL YOU FASCIST"
2.) Some metal concert in the center of a moshpit
3.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgc5axO5ync
4.) *incoherent screeching*
>>36684073
Fuck, meant this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSEzKSW7-Ro
1) "PLEASE END MY SUFFERING. KILL ME"
2) Parking lot outside 7/11
3) youtube.com/watch?v=Psl_5n8R23A
4) no quote, am dead
5) pic related
>>36683142
That boss battle music is fucking epic.
Truly amazing
>>36683796
>>36684507
Yeah, it's a remix of my all time favorite boss theme. PKMN: EOS was great. take me take to the simple days when that was all I needed.
1) What!? How the hell did you get here!? None the matter, I'm here, you're queer, let's GOOOO!
2) The 467th floor of an office building
3) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ceH2JDDEMl0
4) WHAT!? HOW!? WHY!? NO. THIS DOESN'T END HERE, FUCKER. THIS ENDS ONCE I DIE! AND I AIN'T GONNA- *dies*
>>36684946
Good stuff. I like the mental image this creates.
>>36681238
1) "You've done well. Oh, did you expect me to be some intimidating monster? No not at all my friend.
After all you've been through you deserve a fair fight."
2) Colosseum-esque Castle.
3)https://youtu.be/LJNTUq_mAoo
>>36685054
4) "Very well...if this is my fate...so be it..."
>>36682084
very underated post.
but should have used https://youtu.be/250po9Odwl4 as the music
>pre-battle quote
LET'S ROCK AND ROLL, FAGGOT
>battle location
final layer of hell
>battle music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc9aEltiOBM
>also dressed in full studded leather with an arsenal of ridiculous guns
1. I've saved these farts for years in wait, now you finally show up. The pain these braaps have caused, the agony of waiting, you will feel it all very soon.
2. a dark, smelly shower area
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
4. The sweet release of death! Granted by a fool like you. Take a last...whiff of...this. *brap*
>>36685321
kek
progogog
>>36685054
Now this feels like a final boss.
1.) "well well if it isn't beta bitch wojak. Still trying to recover from the last time i stomped your ass? Oh! your going to beat me with your nofap and self improvement? I HAVE THE POWER OF KEK ON MY SIDE! you'll be lubing my cock with your blood.
2.) on top of a train with MOAB loaded on it, heading straight for Normie HQ - wojak must arm it and get off the train in time but is interrupted by pepe, who's smugness has consumed him.
3.) https://youtu.be/YjhBSmoOrZc
4.) "ghhh, looks like times up for both us, hehehe" *both are finished off in explosion"
>Your pre-battle quote
"I don't really wanna fight, I just want to sort things out right"
>2. Your battle location
This pic
>3 battle music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucPa88SsJJw&list=PLss7HwP2DRgc-OwFccDN03HxYyTzdlUYP&index=2
>Include quote after you're beaten
"I'm sorry we couldn't reach an understanding"
I don't even think I'd have to worry about being beaten, comfy walks with comfy music will assure they'll see my side of things.
It would be a Guitar Hero style game, but you compete against the bosses
>Let's have one more show, friend
>Amphitheater housing thousands, with millions more watching
>https://soundcloud.com/deliciousvinyl/live-the-lyric-theater-a-tribute-for-nujabe-1-23-2015
>I guess it wasn't my time to shine, after all
Rate my autism
>1.
"Well... You're here. I guess... In the end, I couldn't fix anything, huh?"
>2.
Anon's Otherworld. 90s office park where all the lighting is purple and everything's got power cables coming out of it.
>3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwtDgGcLrUk
>>36681238
1.) "I've done all I can... I couldn't stop you from getting here. I guess that means you truly are as strong as they say. If you're here to defeat me, so be it. Give me all you've got! I won't hold back! This is it!"
2) Ruined city square. Skyscrapers collapsed onto each other, cars piled up fifty feet high. Ashen cloudy sky.
3.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj2vU2nr5Jw
4.) "You actually did it... I never had a chance... my only regret is that I died without knowing a woman's touch. I left this life without ever finding love...."
>>36681238
1.) "HI ANON, ETSUBATSU"
2.) Between the Boundaries of Real Life and True Autism
3.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5DNFvrpKgg
4.) https://youtu.be/yTU8WbTbZMI?t=148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeSyAgUvwHI
i fucking love this song
>>36681238
"I AM UNLIMITED"
Top of Tower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQPF4TgdQlY
"Well fuck"
>>36681238IMPUDENT, FOOLISH HUMAN, YOU THINK THE PATH OF EVOLUTION LEADS TO MORE THAN DESTRUCTION? I WILL DESTROY YOU HERE!LOCATION: WITHIN THE ENTIRE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQvLECht08Defeat Quote:https://youtu.be/EEI-NCTsiPE?t=323
>>36681238
>"either you are really good or my army is very stupid lets find out"
>A luxurious penthouse
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ
include quote after you're beaten
>so turns out it was neither you were just lucky
>>36681238
You have been led astray, fool. The jew is the complete opposite of the samurai. The jew feats the samurai! *attacks*
Nippon, in the mountains.
Doom theme song i guess.
" ?!??R?#?TF#?R?Q#@RF?WEFT$YEGDESXFBBCCXC "
In the 2nd Dimension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
" QAIUFRTBUIY$#HEBFG F#QWITNGFAJHHJHHJJHJJ !"
Pre-fight quote
>"THUNDERCUNT!" (shouting out at the opponent just to see the reaction)
Location
>Top of a skyscraper in a big neon-lit cyberpunk-esque city in the middle of the night.
Music
>Buckethead - Siege Engine
After-beaten quote
>"...thunder...cunt"
Attire
>No pic, but it'd be my usual wear: White running nikes, blue jeans and a white short-sleeve t-shirt
>>36681238
>So you've come this far, the curse may just be lifted but you have one more obstacle. I am sorry.
>Inside a dark, moonlit throne room in a castle on the mountains.
>https://youtu.be/8tKfYwc4zxA
>...Thank you...
>Tattered dark purple regal robes and cloak with an old crown and sword belonging to an all but dead family line. Long grey beard and weathered eyes
>1.You've murdered my friends. Destroyed my future. All for your supposed noble crusade against the dark. But for nothing, in the end. Everything you've defeated before was only a shadow of the dark. I'll show you the futility of your dreams when they encounter not a shadow but the thing-in-itself.
>2.In a Gothic cathedral
>3.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4NafHRqAFQ
>4. "The Star that bids the Shepherd fold,
Now the top of Heav'n doth hold"
God Im an edgy faggot
>>36685054
Not gonna lie, this is my favourite of the thread. Right in the feels.
1. "Ay yo nigga, y'all better gimme yo shit. I'm aboutsta bust a cap in yo ass."
2. Some alleyway.
3. Anything by little Wayne.
4. You's a racist bitch. Why you kill me nigga... nigga... nigga. The last part with the ellipsis was meant to show the voice repeating, but getting quieter.
5. I don't want a picture of nigger clothes on my computer.
>>36681238
>"It is regrettable it has come to this old friend, don't hold back"
>grassy field under the crescent moon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6LUvgbd4SA
>>36688614
forgot my defeat quote
>"I forgive you old friend, go on and finish your quest, you've earned it"
1)
>I really wish it didn't have to be like this, but only one our realities can be canonical of path of history; the other must fade into nothingness. May the most righteous path provial.
2. Wherever discarded timelines end up
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ05WHteL7I
>>36688806
>>36688806
>>36688806
>>36688806
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ooops I meant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4WkTqie85k
>"this is for making me the awful man that I am today"
>mff lobby (some furfag convention, look it up)
>KMFDM - WWIII
Bonus quote
>"By killing me, you're doing me a favor"
Pic related, my attire on the day of retribution, the final level
>fuck my tight boipuci and make me a mommy
> your moms basement
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQrEJe1rO-U
>>36688940
*pats your shoulder*
There there, it's all going to be okay my mang
>>36681238
>...let's get this over with already
>a deserted snowy city, with a rusty old statue on the middle
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx97snsx7-I
B O N US
>was it really worth it... anon? did you find... what you were looking for?
>"I guess if you really went this far to kill me, I ought to give you a fair try."
>top of some highrise, at night and it's raining
>https://youtu.be/P91pvMdoZ80
Regular Win
>"F-Fuck. I guess you were better than I thought. Do you feel better.. now?">Secret win if you don't get hit>"If you were that good.. why didn't you just come straight for me? I.. I'm sorry."
>"Deus Vult, tu infidel!"
>Church/Temple
>Ave Maria
>Entire battle in slow motion
Pic related is loading screen
>>36688940
That dialogue is stupid
>Can you?
>No, but other humans can you fucking idiot, that was the point