so like I was having sex with Chad, and like, one of my beta

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FUCKING ROASTIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAMN REEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT REEE GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GOD DAMN FUCKING BOARD FOR FUCK SAKE FUCKING REEE GET THE FUCK OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEE FUCKING ROASTIE CUNT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

>some neckbeard actually wrote all that pretending to be a roastie

kys my man

>>36681307
Roastie detected. Too close to home, you little slut?

>>36681235
fuck off neckbeard creep

>trying to finish Gundam Stardust Memories BD that has been sitting in my anime archive for weeks
>stacy calls me on skype and fucks up my entire mood
>hang up on her, finish gundam and then play some PUBG with the bros
>go to work the next day and she's giving me these funny looks and starts telling people that I am gay
>boss fires me because of my """"""attitude""""""
>stacy calls me saying "if you fuck me i'll get you your job back"
>need to pay my rent so agree to fuck stacy
>some robot orbiter sends stacy some weird message while im on trying to fuck this girl so i can get my job back
>still haven't gotten my job a week later
>have to become a NEET until i can get a new job

thanks for fucking me up financially stacy you whore!

>>36681235
I know you're just kidding, but I actually do know that feel.

Whenever I'm out with my bf, one of my orbiters ALWAYS fucking messages with me with bullshit and it really ruins the night.

Like no, I don't fucking care about Persona 5, shut the fuck up already Justin.

>tfw no irl friends
>tfw no online friends
>tfw jamal is punishing you for annoying him by ignoring you for a tbd amount of time

please stop doing this
you are all I have

>>36681235
Come here, we'll whiteknight you! >>36678450

>>36681359
norman pls leave

>>36681359
>lol so treu! XD <3

>>36681359
Fuck you persona 5 is great

>>36681359
seriously, what the fuck are you doing on this board?
youre not wanted here, leave

>>36681235
Ugh I have my do not disturb set at custom. I only message my beta orbiters on the weekdays when I need free food and stuff and attention and on the weekend I only talk to chads. My phone ignored the betas and only accepts messages from Chad when I turn on the option and I do it whenever Chad picks me up when he's done his other girlfriend. I know your pain I have about 10 beta orbiters right now and 3 chads I have sex with. This is just this week though hoping for a 5 Chad week next week.

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>tfw oneitis leaves message on "seen"
>posts update 5 minutes later with chad

Heiiii! :33 im a realllll gurl xdxd. nice guys are sooooo boring am I right? haha lol like gwt aggressive losers