Post in this thread only if you will never be able to sexually

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Why does that cock look like a more intense dried out patrick

>>36679068

>Dick is 5.5 if at medium hardness
>If I'm smelling a girls feet it goes to 6 even

will I ever be able to pleasure a girl? She would have to let me inhale her feet while I'm fucking her to get to 6 inches and then I would probably come in 16 seconds so idk if I'm ever going to please her sexually

>>36679068
Why did you cover the tip of ur dick in caviar?

>>36679068
Ithis is why you don't circumcise your sons.

I guess more ridges more pleasure??

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>takes pants off
>girl leaves forever
>she never gets to be disappointed by a penis that's actually only a bit underaverage and not a micropenis

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Nice penis you got there, goy.

>>36679180
5.5 inches is absolutely fine

>>36679068
are those original warts?

>>36679068
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE DICK?

>>36679237
Your erection is bigger than mine.... At least I'm not cut.

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>all these people with normal penises
>tfw have fucked up freak penis

>>36679376
According to legent that's a corpse erection.

>>36679376
I would kms. No girl would touch that, maybe a degenerate faggot that likes to pass the bug, but not any woman.

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>>36679376
idk why but it looks like it belonged to Rasputin

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>>36679325
I think you know what it is, goy.

>>36679376
well, maybe look for animal fetishist girls.

>>36679237
Couldn't you at least manage a semi?

>>36679417
wtf is legent

>>36679376
what the fuck is that green shit in the pubes?
>>36679433
is it because it's circumsized? i'm not circumsized so i will never get this issue hopefully.

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>>36679325
Actual owner of that dick here, not OP. It's circumcision + genetics + frequent masturbation + posibble dehydration.

>>36679376
WTF IS THAT GREEN SHIT IS THAT A WORM?!?!?!?! that's not normal dude wtf

>>36679483
*legend, fug

Note the green bit amongst the pubes.

>>36679490
>>36679511
It's my little worm friend.

>>36679504
I dunno, I never saw an actual std but I assume it would looks like that
ask a doctor maybe he can put some creme or shit on it

>>36679504
have you tried using sandpaper on that shit?

>>36679537
das fucked up

>>36679376
why do your pubes have a greenish colour?

>>36679591

That would do nothing but make it worse.

Some coconut oil might help slightly.

>>36679602
It's not his dick, that image has been around forever.

>>36679602

That's not his penis...it's been circulating around 4chan for a few years now.

The rumor is that it's a "death erection" due to the unusual pallor and the weird lighting and surroundings.

As for what that green thing is, who knows?

>>36679570
Definitely not an std.
Could be an extreme case of fordyce spots.

>>36679653
who da fug takes a picture of a dead boner?

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>>36679570
How would I get an STD?

I started developing creases on my glans in my early teens. At first they were vertical fissures, then they split horizontally as well to form little buds/nodules. They aren't growths.

People with fucked dicks or micro penises, I hope you just live your life however the fuck you want. Like being a neet for life or shooting up a school or something. Cause you got dealt a shitty hand brother. Nobody deserves a fucked dick.

>>36679682
Bored morticians, duh.

>>36679180

wtf wtf are you me?

>>36679697
do you have a history of excessive masturbation?

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>>36679724
The texture hardly bothers me. If I could assure a girl that it's not a disease, I don't think she'd leave me over it. The barely-average size, on the other hand....

>>36679761
Two or three times a day on average. Back in my early/mid teens I only fapped once a day, and the keratinization has sped up as my average increased over the years. There's been somewhat of a decrease in sensitivity, as I'm now able to spray a jet of water from the shower head at my glans at point-blank range for an indefinite period of time whereas doing so ten years ago would have been uncomfortable.

>>36679778
man you made me lube up my dick with balm
I don't know if I could resist the urge to work on those dots with a box cutter and tweezer

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>>36679180
>If I'm smelling a girls feet

>>36679068
Why raisin is peepee?

>>36679852
is there a way to stop this? mine is also drying up

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>>36679432
>Rasputin

My fucking sides

>>36679475
the world will never know, i never even hugged a girl
>>36679338
being cut is irrelevant

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>>36679865
It doesn't work. As said before, those "dots" are the surface of my dick. Compare it to this.

>>36679778
>The texture hardly bothers me
as a girl(male) I have to say that aesthetics trump overall length at least for me

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>>36680114
>girl(male)
>trump

About right.

>>36680021
>It doesn't work
putting some creme on my dicklet won't help???? why
do I have to actually stop masturbating and if yes for how long?

>>36679068
How is that dehydration? I think you just have large pores.

>>36680163
No, I mean picking at the litte buds.

>>36679778
Damn dawg that is far from normal. Are those poppable??? I'd lose my shit if I had one of those cancerous mumps

op made me a lesbian

orignalsk

>>36680156
you have a very alluring mouth
am I allowed to put my kiss it through my screen?

>>36680156
Thighs are thicc can you pull your trousers off?
Asking for a friend

>>36680280
>>36680282
That's not me you dummkopfs.

>>36680301
So what dude shut up n pull your bird out

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>>36680234
See >>36680021

It's skin that slit apart over time, not poppable.

>>36680360
I have been, I'm >>36680366

>>36680378
Oh. Put your bird back it's sick.

>>36680301
fuck you asshole i voted hillary

>>36679237
I have the same problem. I turtle up when soft but command a solid 6" with a sizable FUPA. Hoping that when I lose some weight it will look better.

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>>36680398
kek
>>36680114
he's right though, I would rather kiss a midget that an one with leprosy
can you do something against this?

>>36680515
BUT IT'S NOT A DISEASE LIKE LEPROSY IS, ROOOO

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Boring slavshit manlet with a dick a little over 13cm/5 inches reporting for duty. No way in hell am I ever going to make it.

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Mutant penis reporting in

>>36680547
anyway you should do something against it
>what is worse than a under average dick?
an under average dick that looks like it will be responsible for the next great plague

>>36680673
wtf
>>36679376
it looks to thin to have sex with without fear of it bending
wtf is wrong with the balls

>>36679237
how big is your boner? it doesn't look below average. then again (((angles)))

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>>36679376

im dying here

literally what the fuck

>>36680993
He's pressing at the base which makes it appear longer though. My guess is that it's below average.

I don't feel like taking a picture, but my penis got cut horribly and it has a couple skin bridges. It hurts to touch them, I doubt I could ever have sex without extreme pain, and a risk of tearing them.

>>36679227
>what is the ridged band

>>36679237
Girls (most, of course I can't say all) don't really care about flaccid penises, if she actually liked you she'd probably laugh about it with you but be perfectly fine with it since it's a decent hard size.

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>>36679068
At least your dick doesn't look like this. oreginaal

>>36680366
You're an alien. I don't believe you are totally human.

>>36679376
I'm pretty sure that body isn't even alive.

>>36679068
Rar looks like u need some vase line for the cracking dick

>>36681161

Disgusting. Why exactly haven't we had a second holocaust again?

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>>36679504
so this is how other JEW'D dicks look

I can see why people find them disgusting now

>>36681161
Damn that SUCKS

Man mine was shitty at birth but they FUCKED his dick up thats definitely worse.

>>36680993
yeah it's below average
>>36681071
yup
>>36681133
i guess we'll never know, seeing as i've never hugged a girl even.

>>36681297
Yeah imagine getting fucked that hard but still being a virgin. Poor dude.

>>36681161
How does that even happen, did they use a potato peeler?

>>36679778
For fucks sakes, I have actual herpes on my dick and it looks less unappealing than that

>>36679778
am grill
the texture is definitely a bigger issue than the size bc the size looks normal whereas the texture doesn't which is definitely a turnoff

>>36679376
Ahh the famous asparagus dick

>tfw no woman will ever give a shit about you for no reason in particular

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>>36680156
No homo but those lips are aesthetic af

feel bad about OP, who opened this thread with the hope that someone could relate

but seriously, do something against the cornea it's the bigger issue desu

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>>36680673
>that one hair hanging from the "tip"

>>36680156
show ass bitch

>>36679697
My little dickie is doing the same thing. :( I have fissures along the head. They were from masturbating through my pants during my teens. Now I use lube, but the current fissures are getting deeper and larger.

>>36681735
post original dick pic or gtfo

>>36681735
I've never used lube of any sort, so that probably exacerbated it.

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>>36681677
>Tip hair

>>36681735
I got recently circumcised because my foreskin ripped, and now it's also drying up but there aren't any fissures yet

what do?

>>36679852
Jesus dude. Take a break, your unit is probably overworked and is compensating your handy assault on it.

>>36679778
at least you wont ever breed to pass it on

>>36681848
so if I stop it will go back to normal?

>>36679068

You can have them removed with lazorz. And I think it is not that expensive, go to your local doctor for more info.

>>36679504
I also have a cut dick that I wank four times a day. My head is as smooth as a baby.

Rub some cream on that shit or get an abrasive sponge or something.

>>36679237
It's like a Jack-In-The-Box.

>>36681833

How much did they take?

original

>>36682003
>wank four times a day. My head is as smooth as a baby
thanks, OP scared me

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Bitches love a THICK TIP

pic related

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I haven't heard about any sort of cream for this.

>>36681833
does it feel less sensitive and stuff

>>36681833
Lotion may keep the glans smooth and sensitive. You may want to contact your doctor or a Urologist and ask them questions. But if it means anything, I have been masturbating with women skin lotion lately. You know the "healing" skin stuff. It works great and I have noticed no side effects from using it. So it may be ok to use it every day to keep your glans healthy.

>>36682126
is it painful? it looks painful and really dry

>>36679155
dried out from jew mutilation

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>>36682081
all of it, circumcision isn't really an issue in my country and I haven't informed me enough before the OP
I don't know whether it was necessary or not, but masturbation has hurt in the past because I couldn't get the foreskin past my shaft so I guess that's now one problem less...

>>36682119
learn how to focus ur camera

>>36682151
Upon googling I have found that hey have special penis lotion.

>>36682158
Not at all, feels perfectly fine.

>>36680366
you sure that isn't dick fungus? maybe if you put some tough actin Tinactin on there it might fix it

>>36682137
like I said >>36682180
it was kinda painful for me before so I doubt I can give an unbiased opinion, when I say that I can now enjoy it more

>>36682151
haven't yet used any lotion, will do to keep him smooth

>>36682273
I have googled a little bit more. They have special dick lotion for a glan problem called keratinization. You may want to research into that.

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Wait, shaft hair isn't normal?

>>36682126

Looks like tongue of cat

>>36682212
>>36682297
i think it's keratinization
u touch urself too much and don't moisturize enough
there's some interesting suggestions on some penis enlargement forums out there
https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement-basics/i-know-how-to-dekeratinize-your-glans.html

I have little cracks on my head, but definitely not as severe as OP. I really want to know the science of this. Do I use more lotion or what? I fap dry.

>>36682415
don't fap dry

>>36681677
>>36681809

Im the guy with that penis. You wanna hear something FUCKED?
Get this.
I wish spoilers fucking worked in r9k but anyways
That hair is growing from inside my urethra.
I figured that out after trying to pull it out and failing because of the agonising pain

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>>36682297
has probably more effect than the grease I just used out of panic
I'm strolling through some dick forums but it seems like everybody just uses differend kind of cremes

pic related used a normal moisture creme with Alpha-Hydroxy and it looks very good

>>36682437
but they do
Urethral hair sounds horrifying though. Have you burned down the synagogue yet?

>>36682437
>I wish spoilers fucking worked in r9k but anyways

>>36682332
Not that far up no.

>>36682485
>>36682494
shiieeeeett
Nah i needed to get circumcised. i was born with hypospadias.
Its when the hole doesnt form in the right spot.
It was supposed to be a one time procedure but the first doctor was a curry nigger with a thick accent so you can guess how that went. I was 5 years old.
The next three was by an American fixing what the other one fucked up.
It was so bad after my first surgery that my pee would come out in 4 (FOUR) different holes and directions.
>>36682332
i have the same problem but it goes higher

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>>36679376
>inchworm in the pubes

>>36682424

But it makes a sound when you use lotion and shit.

>>36682668
so what? those from whom you are trying to hide the fact that you masturbate, already know it
put some music on and everything is fine

>>36682668
Your mommy and daddy will only care the first few times, My dad would pick on me a few times like yell "You having fun up there?!" I didn't mind them. Besides Spit makes a lot of noise and it provides inferior lubrication. Use lube/lotion/oil. But becareful oil will stain.

>>36682643
lolwut

You can't be circumcised until after hypospadias has been corrected. Furthermore, it's not only not a part of treatment, it is recommended against. Seriously, go burn a synagogue, and maybe hit up a couple hindu dindu temples while you're at it. The subhumans should not be allowed to live.

>>36682737

That actually sounds pretty gay, anon.

>>36680366
This is absolutely horrifying but its too interesting to stop staring at. I might actually have nightmares. I'm sorry, anon. See a doctor though. Holy fuck.

>>36679180
How were you able to smell a girl's feet?

>>36682126
I'm so glad I'm not cut

>>36682126
why does it go all the way down the shaft?

>>36682747
Im past the point where im no longer sad or angry

>>36679068
>parents in America PAY doctors for mutilating their sons because they they it looks better
>it looks like this
I really don't get, I have no problem with the USA for the most part, but god dam, what is this shit? Why are so many people in your country doing this to their children? Why isn't it considered rape/abuse by law?

>>36679682
I can't think of anyone who would do this, but I'm sure he would post on 4chan.

>>36683528
>hospitals sell the foreskins so they have an incentive to encourage it
>men who are circumcised have to pretend that they like it that way to avoid being seen as victims
>men do it to their sons because they are too wimpy to admit they are unhappy with it
>cycle repeats
It's very difficult to speak out against because of how normalized it's become. Intact cocks are seen as gross or weird by roasties who grew up fucking cut dicks.

>>36679432
Fucking kek man

>>36679622
LMAO you thought he was serious

>>36682784

>one time when I was 15 and invited a girl to my house after school, lived down the road from me
>another time while playing magic the gathering and she dared me to smell them
>another time when my friend's gf let me massage and kiss her feet

>>36679068
OP USE LOTION DAILY ON THAT THING JESUS CHRIST

>>36684384
Will doing so result in me getting a gf?

>>36684647
probably not, unless you've been trying to seduce girls by showing them your dick
but it will stop you from getting turned down after you pull your pants down..

>>36682468
i can do this naturally because i still have my skin ;)

>>36684647
no but it'll stop your dick from looking like that. I wouldn't even be able to look at my dick if it looked like that.

>>36684924
No it won't.
My head isn't nearly as fuck up as his, but using lotion and going weeks without jerking off hasn't made a difference.
That shit just happens to some of us.

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Tsk tsk, not one normal penis. Is this where a robots insecurity stems from?

>>36679504
>It's circumcision + genetics + frequent masturbation + posibble dehydration.

It's only one of those things, and it starts with a "g..." The other possibility is a disease. None of those other things result in the head of your cock looking like broccoli.

>>36679237
you look just like me
tip

>>36679504
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what the fuck

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>>36685247
It's a more severe form of what a lot of guys have. Here's someone else's who's on the same track.

>>36685190
There are plenty of uncut robots. And we have plenty of other things to get insecurity over.

ugh no whey

>tfw gotta give gf the ol' natty lickaroo to make her cum and gotta be careful as fuck because her cunny is very sensitive.

I kinda miss my ex that i could pound as hard as i fucking wanted and slap her ass so it turned white hot.

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>>36679376
What the fuck are you.
You can't be human.
The fuck.

>>36684918
YEAH WE GET IT FUCK YOU NIGGER
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if your penis is normal you are BY LAW TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Tfw dicklet

>tfw Virgin

I hate this Anons

>>36679068
That's what you get for being circumcised.

>>36679376
>the spice must flow

And that is a dead penis btw
>Frosty
>blue
>ddem tiles

>tfw 5.5 lenght 5.5 girth
>Tie the motherfucker with one of my sisters hairbands
>6 lenght 6 Girth

Just cut my shit up Shlomo.

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>tfw hairy shaft

>>36680632
Im not even 5" desu legit 4.5" virgin checking in desu desu

not exactly worth creating entire thread for my question but since the topic is simillar might aswell ask. have any of you had jock's itch? i have it on my groin. it's literally harmless but everyone would freak out seeing it. how do i deal with it?

>>36682647
I noticed it too

>tfw balllet

>>36687600
dicklet? yours looks fine

>>36688341
That's one "l" too many, out you go

>>36679068
Does any women have a bdsm masturbation fetish. Only for science please.

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>>36682437
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hwat in the hell

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>>36688341

I know that feeI too

>>36688387
>man
>let
>manlet

>ball
>let
>balllet

>>36688611
Go back to school
oregano on spaghetti

>>36688428
its apparently common in hypospadias repair.
when they move skin around you can get a hair that grows "inwards"

>>36688015
>jock itch
you can find an ointment for it

>>36687600
Wow even the donger is crying