How do you feel about pregnant girls? Do they excite you? Repulse

>>36678994
Kind of ambivalent, though I always find myself imagining them getting fucked/impregnated and what they looked like during that.

I have a preggo fetish.

>>36678994
hot as fuck honestly

>tfw no pregnant fembot gf

>>36678994
I find pregnant women disgusting.

Babies are also disgusting and people with pregnancy fetish are worst than scatophile

>>36680349
how is it worse that scat?

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>>36680349
incorrect

oregana s

>>36680373
Its an attraction to a child not even born yet.

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>>36680325
these men are patrician individuals

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>>36680490
The attraction is to the belly not what's inside you pleb

>>36680490
it's an attraction to the woman who's in the state of pregnancy

>>36680349

This man knows his shizzle.

>>36680505
>>36680546
>>36680555

Degenerates, you guys need putting down.

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>>36680622
How's it feel to be a shit-eating plebian loser?

>>36680718

>Going for used up women

I think you're the shit eating one.

>>36680546
Why not fuck a fat woman then, at least you dont involve children.

it does nothing for my penis

i think it's one of the more objectively understandable fetishes though.

like "i like women who are in a maximum state of fertility" makes a lot more intuitive sense than "i like women who fart on my toes" or whatever other people are into

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>>36680762
>not having a fetish for the woman you impregnate with your offspring

You're literally gay

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>>36680718
>>36680474
>>36678994
Want to get a woman preggo and rub her stomach as i suck fresh milk from her swollen and sensitive nipples.
100% serious and i want it so damn bad.

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>>36680474

hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg thats hot af tbqh

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>>36680791
>not wanting a skinny chick with big tits and a bigger belly

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>>36680827
>>36680834
These men are the real men in this thread

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>>36678994
>How do you feel about pregnant girls? Do they excite you? Repulse you? Don't really care either way? Let me know what's on your mind.
what the fuck is the point of these threads
who fucking cares you nigger

just another thinly veiled way to niggerpost ad naseum
fucking kys you disgusting roastie

>>36680818

>Implying that we'll ever impregnate a woman

Keep dreaming.

>>36678994
I used to obsess over wanting to fuck late trimester women. They gush uncontrollably, and there's something genuinely funny about bangin occupied space

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>>36680877

mein nigger, ill post the little bit i have in my fap folder since losing my storage drive

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>>36680882
homosexuals are not allowed in this thread

>>36680791
Because fat is disgusting
>>36680827
Me too, anon

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>>36680923
I'll never even fuck a woman, might as well fantasize about it

>>36680939
shit I used to have all her pics

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heres some more famalamadingdong

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>>36680967
god tier
Preggo and lactation fetish is top shelf

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>>36680939
Feel free to take anything from my folder you want, comrade.

mega.nz/#F!ReAVgbIY!tlVI9hvbtSAtsePhW7DCAQ

>>36678994
I've dreamed of getting married and starting a family since I was a teenager. I've thought about living with a pregnant woman, and the idea of a woman pregnant with my child brings me joy. Her pregnancy will be filled with so much intense sex that giving birth will be surprisingly mild.
-t. normie

>>36680818
Damn those are some nice swollen titties

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>>36681140
Swollen pregnant bobies are the purest form of love

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>>36678994
Liking pregnants girls is literally being a cuck. I am repulsed by them, I want to cut their stomach and kill them and their baby. I am a true alpha male.

>>36680942
The stomach is the worst part of fattness, and yet that your main goal?

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>>36681116
That's not a normie feel at all. That's a very pure feel.

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>>36681165
You're the cuck. Wanting to pleasure the mother of your child while she's busy working hard to create your offspring is as far from a cuck as you can get.

>>36681074

truly a god, thank you senpai

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>>36681229
Anyone who shares such amazing taste deserves only the best.

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>>36680882
This post is dedicated to you anon. Enjoy!

>tfw no dark midnight goddess to be the mother of your children

>>36681228
Are those pictures of your child your fapping to? Lmao delusional cuck.

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>>36681315
I can escape into fantasy, can i not?

>>36681299
>>36678994
Absolutely disgusting.jpg

Do we really need more niggers on this planet?

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>>36678994
They're incredibly hot to me. It's almost animalistic, I guess. I can't help it, it turns me on so much to fantasize about fucking a girl I've impregnated.

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>>36681391
Dreaming about making love to the girl you've impregnated is as far from animalistic as you can get

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>>36681391
sweet fucking lord.
Completely agree. Its BECAUSE you did that. Youve claimed her as yours. Its a sign of dominance imo.

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>>36681378
Waah waah waah, keep crying nerd

>>36678994
i think it's disgusting, how they smile and are happy, while a literally stranger organ is swelling up inside em

fucking make me want to puke

>>36678994
I'm only interested if said pregnant chick is MINE.

>>36678994
it seems kind of alien to me and reminds me how disconnected i am to the most basic human behavior

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>>36681445
You must admit anon, there is a primal satisfaction to taking care of and making love to a woman you've inseminated.
Have a thick white girl

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>>36681391
>>36681455
This.
I've gotten my gf pregnant twice (pic related) and each time the more heavily pregnant she gets the more I can't help myself from fucking her daily. That belly just drives me wild each time.

>>36681556
Living the dream. Im jealous you fucker. Was that first pic your gf? Guessing not case the skin color is different.

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>>36681455
That's definitely part of it.

>>36681556
Lucky.
>tfw no pregnant gf to come to every day after work and uncontrollably fuck until we pass out from exhaustion

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>>36681583
No just that pic and this pic
>>36681615
Could do that the first time around, but when there's already a kid running around it ain't so easy to bang her whenever you like.

I accidentally impregnated my ex last year. She didn't want a kid, so she got an abortion.

Disgusting, possibly because I find them as an nonviable mate now.

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>>36681663
Are pregnant chicks as big of hornballs as some people make them out to be anon? I heard that either their libidos go into overdrive or they damn near shut down.

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>>36681663
>No just that pic and this pic
Jesus christ dude. How much milk those bad boys pumping out???
Also do you drink it? I would straight from the source ofc

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Pregnancy is one of the hottest things to me. As far as my fetishes go, most of them revolve around every aspect of pregnancy.

My dream is to have enough money to be able to afford a Duggar-sized family. Keeping a women pregnant for as long as she can have children is my biggest fantasy.

>>36681457
Hey Schlomo, that pregnant Aunt Jemima is for BBC only.

You can lick gay geralds ass.

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>>36681825
I'm sure every woman is different, but mine was like this
>morning sickness for 3 months
>hornball for 1 month
>sex drive shutdown for 4 months
>hornball for the last 6 weeks

>>36681875
Yeah I drank lots of breast milk, she saved the early colostrum for the baby but then I could have whatever I wanted. It was really fucking nice waking up and still being all dozy and sleepy, and just sticking my face in her big soft tits, then just going down and almost unconsciously drinking my fill of titty milk while we were both semi-conscious and waking up.

I remember one time sitting on the couch in the living room and she came out of the shower, and she leaned over me to put something on the radiator behind me (she was naked) and her tits were just dangling in my face and leaking breast milk onto my chest, so I just grabbed her tits and start sucking, got a few good mouthfulls and then just fucked her on the sofa because it was hot as fuck having her leaking on me like that.

I only thing I find disgusting is how dark the nipples get.

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>>36681898
>/pol/rider
>BBC memeing cuckold
Makes far too much sense famblina

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>>36681963
>It was really fucking nice waking up and still being all dozy and sleepy, and just sticking my face in her big soft tits, then just going down and almost unconsciously drinking my fill of titty milk while we were both semi-conscious and waking up.
Dude, ive had some bad feels on 4chan over the years but this is hands down the worst one ive ever felt. This is the truly making it imo. Holy shit i pray i can make this happen one day.

>I remember one time sitting on the couch in the living room and she came out of the shower, and she leaned over me to put something on the radiator behind me (she was naked) and her tits were just dangling in my face and leaking breast milk onto my chest, so I just grabbed her tits and start sucking, got a few good mouthfulls and then just fucked her on the sofa because it was hot as fuck having her leaking on me like that.
Awesome. Any more stories please?

>>36682133
>Awesome. Any more stories please?
well most of the fun stuff happened the first time around, the second time around there was already a toddler running around giving us no time to ourselves so less time for sexy time.

I remember the first time though, after giving birth her vagina was out of action for a while, so she'd beat me off or get me to fuck her tits. I've a pretty beefy cock but it just completely disappeared inside those tits and I remember thrusting away and it feeling like I was fucking pure silk, and I looked down and each thrust was making milk squirt out of her nipples and pooling on my cock and on her neck. I could feel the warm milk on my dick it was like lube or something, felt absolutely spectacular desu. Her tits were so big it was like giving a creampie, I couldn't get my dick out top of her cleavage, was a lot of cleaning up to do after that one.

>>36682133
My GF is 4 months pregnant, I'm getting so excited reading this thread

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>>36681963
Did you ever go down on her when she was carrying? How does preggo pussy taste? I've heard varying accounts

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>>36682347
>I remember thrusting away and it feeling like I was fucking pure silk, and I looked down and each thrust was making milk squirt out of her nipples and pooling on my cock and on her neck. I could feel the warm milk on my dick it was like lube or something
Killin my soul

Never any anal?

Also about this
> she saved the early colostrum for the baby
Can you explain this, how did that work?

Also did you talk to your wife ahead of time to make sure she was into letting you drink it and stuff or did it just kind of happen and she came around?

>>36682349
Jealous. Have fun senpai.

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>>36681964
And that's one of the hotter aspects.

Brown nipples have always been attractive to me, and the fact that my semen can cause her to change so visibly like that is an incredible turn on.

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>>36682365
Yeah, tasted the same as always the only difference was the view. Sometimes she's mount my face in the bed and all I'd see above me was that big belly, used to make me diamonds. Sometimes I'd lie on the bed on my back with my head off the side of the bed, and she'd walk over to me and just plant her pussy on my mouth during her hornball stage later on. She probably came and got fucked more while pregnant than when we were trying. Although for 70% of the pregnancy she wasn't really horny.

>>36682418
Tried anal once, she didn't like it but tried just for me. Think we did it once or twice more but she always bled afterwards and it just didn't work.
>colostrum
it's the early breast milk for the baby, it's different to normal breast milk in that it's packed with nutrients to kick start the baby's immune system. If I were to drink that I'd be harming the baby as it needs it and the colostrum is tailored for the baby that just came out of her. The colostrum is there for about 4 weeks, then the normal breast milk comes.
>gif related
shitty gif I made 4 years ago of her pumping milk

>>36682536
>it's the early breast milk for the baby, it's different to normal breast milk in that it's packed with nutrients to kick start the baby's immune system. If I were to drink that I'd be harming the baby as it needs it and the colostrum is tailored for the baby that just came out of her. The colostrum is there for about 4 weeks, then the normal breast milk comes.
Right that makes sense.
But did this happen before or after the baby was born? Cause from your story it sounded like lots of this stuff happened before your first baby. So did she start pumping before giving birth? Or did everything happen post-birth? Assuming it was pre, how many months pregnant did you start pumping out the colostrum? How ddi you know it was time? Were her nipples just leaking and that made her start pumping it?

>>36682585
She never pumped or even leaked before the baby arrived. The colostrum arrives on the day the baby arrives, once the baby latches on for the first time the colostrum begins to flow. Once we got home (5 days after birth) she stopped latching the baby onto her breasts because she was afraid her boobs were too big and would smother the baby if she fell asleep, so she started pumping using an electric pump and putting it into bottles for the baby.
After about a month or so after the baby was doing well enough I got to have my titty milk twice a day too.

>>36682650
OHHHHHHHH ok gotchu nigga.
>she stopped latching the baby onto her breasts because she was afraid her boobs were too big and would smother the baby if she fell asleep
Amazing titty monster problems. What does that mean though, "latching" like basically breastfeeding but forgetting the baby is there?

>>36682675
It just means the baby's suckling for milk. They call it latching for some reason. Thing is it's extremely time consuming to breast feed, a baby could be suckling on dem titties for 6 hours a day.

>>36682723
Are you saying with a bottle its quicker? PLus im assuming that allows you to do it while your wife relaxes.

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Is there any better or more masculine feeling in the world than impregnating a woman and then watching her belly grow and body change to better accommodate your child?

>>36678994

I get the urge to shove them on the ground and stomp on their stomach

>>36683399
no
>>36683433
hahahaha
edgy
XDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

I guess I'm just jealous since I'm a virgin.

>>36682827
Bottle feeding is very inconvenient. Just getting the milk up to the right temperature is awkward and time consuming, and you also have to spend a lot more time burping the baby.

>>36678994
They disgust me. Tbqh I wouldn't be upset if pregnant women all got sick from something that mas-aborted their fetuses.
or better yet, if pregnant women just died.

>>36683587
Are yuo that same anon? Then if thats try why even do it? Only cause of the fear from latching?

>>36683771
Haha more edge
XDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>36683771
Don't cut your fingers off now Shadow

>>36683868
I'm dead serious. pregnant women make me want to vomit.

>>36683930
ok well you have a mental problem worse than most and should seek professional help. As its been said impregnating a women is about as manly as it gets.

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>>36682483
Forgot to reply to this. Brown mommy nipples are the best, especially if they started pink and especially the darker they become.

>>36684028
I'm not a man and I hate masculinity. It's retarded and irrational.
Worse than that, I hate whores getting pregnant.

A pregnant white woman is a good sight. A pregnant underclass non-white is viscerally disgusting.

>>36684065
>I'm not a man and I hate masculinity
ok then you seriously have a problem. Women are supposed to desire to get pregnant. wtf is wrong with you?

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>>36684084
Nah, swollen black cuties are the best, especially if the dad's white. Stay mad.

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>>36684128
I'm not a woman, I guess.

Anyway, I spread my message of antinatalism everywhere.

>>36684166
Why though is what im wondering?
Why do you feel that away?
All jokes aside did someone hurt you?
Mommy issues?

>>36684166
There's not liking children, and then there's actively wanting other people to not like children either. Seek help.


Also, you might use that image for shock and scare value, but most doctors will do preemptive cuts on the sides of the vagina to prevent a tear like that, IF there's a risk of that happening.

Utterly disgusting. I don't wanna be near any.

>>36684240
Yeah, you do not leave the hospital with your vagina intact. It either rips, or is cut.

>>36684236
no mommy issues. just a hot, visceral hatred of whores who get cum pumped into them, swell up like balloons, tear a screaming pile of shit out of their red, pulverized cunts, SHIT ON THE HOSPITAL BED, and then engage in "mommy culture" for the next 20 years.

I used to have a pregnancy fetish when I was in highschool

I don't know what happened to it desu

>>36684309
>no mommy issues. just a hot, visceral hatred of whores who get cum pumped into them, swell up like balloons, tear a screaming pile of shit out of their red, pulverized cunts, SHIT ON THE HOSPITAL BED, and then engage in "mommy culture" for the next 20 years.
OK but why? Not all women who get preg are whores and not all whores get preg.

>>36684363
>>36684363
>Not all women who get preg are whores
what part of what I said confused you? every pregnancy starts with a whore getting pumped full of hot semen.

>not all whores get preg
only the ones who physically cannot.

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It's been my top fetish since I had to work on a huge project at the office with a pregnant girl. I think she caught on because she teased me a bit. ;_;

>>36684414
>what part of what I said confused you?
>every pregnancy starts with a whore getting pumped full of hot semen.
Are you retarded? So are you saying if a girl ever has sex shes a whore? IM saying if she only has sex with her husband than she isnt a whore.
>>36684426
>I think she caught on because she teased me a bit. ;_;
details of teasing

>>36684463
>if a girl ever has sex shes a whore

yes? just because she's only a whore for one man doesn't make her less of a whore. god, this place.

>>36684485
>yes? just because she's only a whore for one man doesn't make her less of a whore. god, this place.
Youre an idiot. Thers a huge difference between hating women when its appropriate and just being an edge lord that hates all women. Youre either retarded or legitimately fucked in the head. Either way consider ending your life.

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>>36684426
Did you give her any reason to think so? Maybe she was horny for you, did you ever consider that?

>>36684522
I just really fucking hate women. And men. Ask me about men to experience more venom.

>>36684485
Why do you think that any sex at all makes you a whore?

>>36678994
Pregnancy is my one fetish. I get hard just by being in the same room as a pegnant girl. Paradoxially I don't want kids, ever.

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>>36684463

Rubbed the bump up against me once. Asked for a shoulder massage a couple times. Asked me to get objects from shelves since I was such a "big strong man". Caught me side-eyeing her and said "She suddenly shifted down so I look twice as big as I did yesterday... I think you noticed that though."

Kinda of a sad story at home though. Her husband was totally abusive/psycho and tried to kill her.

>>36684557
I'll backpedal a little.

GETTING JIZZED INSIDE OF. MAKES YOU USED GOODS. NO MATTER BY WHOM.

>>36684538
>Ask me about men to experience more venom.
nope, youre fucked in the head so im throwing you away.

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>>36684528

Like I told the other anon she had a totally psycho husband so I was afraid to try anything.

>>36684558

How old are you? I had this same paradox going until I turned 28 and grew out of antinatalism.

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>>36684585
But it's a necessary thing to happen for the continuation of the human population. Being "pure" and "untouched" does you absolutely zero good aside from your overinflated sense of dignity. Being married and having children has always been a perfectly acceptable thing, even under the eyes of God. A married woman who has children isn't "used goods", she's simply doing her duty. What she was designed to do. Out of wedlock is another story.

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Please stop, my penis can't handle this.

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FWB told me it would be okay if I knocked her up. She already has a kid and told me she's been a single mom for 7 years and can handle it just fine. I was immensely turned on.

Thing is, I've been losing interest in her(she keeps gaining weight and getting retarded tattoos) and she has all sorts of horrible health problems and mooches off her dad.

But the second I'm with a 6+ girl who seems sane and has a decent job I'm planting a seed in her. I want preggo sex so bad and have this daughter character who pops up in my dreams.

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Would you impregnate a paraplegic?

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How do you guys afford to breed anyways?

I live in a clean prosperous 95% white area and it seems like the only jobs ever advertised are 11/hr call center and retirement home gigs.

>>36684615
Turned 25 last week. I'm sorry, I just can't see myself ever wanting to raise a child. I'm not going to try and make an argument for why I'm so enlightened for not not wanting it, I just feel repusled by the thought of marriage and family.

>>36684841
>I'm not going to try and make an argument for why I'm so enlightened for not not wanting it
>enlightened
This is painful to read

>>36684852
That was the point, I don't think not wanting children makes you smarter or anything, I hate those people like the anti-natalist cunt itt. I respect people's decisions, I just don't want children.

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>>36684852
I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm bruh

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>>36684841
>>36684891
>>36684932
Ohhh i thought you were >like the anti-natalist cunt itt
nvm senpai my bad

>>36684812
I'm this guy >>36681556
Just started spewing out kids while on the dole. We looked around us and every nigger and pollack we saw was having 3+ kids while on welfare, we couldn't find work but were running out of time so we just went for it. Germany's Euro money pays for our kids no fucks given.

This is probably the worst place on the internet to ask but fuck it. How do you pick up a pregnant girl? Do you just talk to her like any other woman?

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TFW no wholesome outdoorsy pregnant wife to go on adventures with

>>36685005
>How do you pick up a pregnant girl? Do you just talk to her like any other woman?
The goal is get a girl and get her pregnant yourself dude. Why would you wanna raise someone elses bastard?

>>36685034
>The goal
For you. I just want to fuck a girl trough her pregnancy, then dissappear.

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i love the idea of a horny milky preggo wife but i dread the actual birth and 3 years of caring for a drooling shitting retard.

I think I could be a good dad if i could adopt a kid at 5 or 6 but anything younger scares me

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>>36684991

Sounds pretty nice, senpai.

Here in Murica the benefits are pretty low and they harass you about it if you aren't black or hispanic. I got dropped to part-time at work and went on EBT(food stamps) and I had to keep submitting paystubs constantly just to get 100 USD a month in food.

>>36685079
Aw man i get that but again i realy like the idea that its my kid and basically my fault her body is changing. And again i really wanna drink her milk every morning the same way that other anon said.

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tfw porn addiction is the reason i can find a girl to knock up

>>36684768
at least they wont bitch about their pussy hurting

I've tried but it doesn't do anything for me.

>>36685216
God damn it, I keep expecting her water to burst.

>>36684710
isnt laying on your back kind of bad for the baby?

>>36685216
I can assure you this is not good, it's kind of fucked up

>>36684166

Women deserve this shit tho

Their lives are so fucking easy it's the least that can happen that they get torn open

>>36684585
Haha, no, sweetie, (You) are damaged goods.

>>36685291
Hi! my supreme gentleman, did you resucitate like Jesus Christ did?

>>36685332

No I'm just bitter because I was born on normal difficulty and I wanted to play on easy

>>36684585

You seem quite damaged to me already.

>>36685005
It's not great advice since it's probably one in a million, but I had a fwb situation with a pregnant girl I met of craigslist. The father walked out on her and she'd been getting by, but literally just wanted to suck a dick. We ended up getting on though so turned it into more, and kept things going through her pregnancy and even after the kid was born, for awhile till the father had a change of heart and came back.

>>36680794
>maximum state of fertility
>pregnant

These things do not go together,

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>tfw these two will never get all slick and oiled up and give you a bellyjob
Feels bad man

Unless one wanted to get some kinky sex on with me and spray me with breast milk, could care less.

>>36678994
I bet that's a white baby inside her.

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>>36687353
Wrong. There's two.