>"Oh anon, this was such a good idea for a first date,

Ok you are welcome

>>36676840
This is not hiking but ok slut gonna need you to suck me off in the moonlight.

>>36676904
It's fucking noon, why wait that long?

REEEEEEEEE I HATE WOMEN YOU THINK ID BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH A WOMAN???? WELL YOURE WRONG SHES A STACY WHOREE RREEEEE

>>36676924
>not taking a qt girl out for a few hour hike for her to warm up to you first before she sucks you off
It's like you're asking to be lonely

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>>36676840
>hiking
>no gear
goodluck when I push you down a ravine lazy cunt

>>36677226

>needing gear to fucking walk

lol

Hiking is a terrible first date idea. Every single time I take some one hiking all they do is complain about how hot it is and the bugs. Allergies flare up, and the one time it was our first time meeting, she thought it was creepy.

Get a simple dinner and talk. at least for first dates.

>>36676840
you TATTOOED UP WHORE

YOUR DEGENERACY WILL BE PUNISHED

mark gotto my fucking words

>>36677244
>no using 2 carbon fiber hicking sticks to alleviate pressure from your knees
enjoy bad knees in a year

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>>36677330
I don't see tattoo

>>36676840
>Implying any woman would actually consent to enter a remote forest with me

>>36676840

>Hiking?
>This is hunting *takes out ccw shotgun
>best get tah runnin dearly, my shotty finds you hotty

>>36678470
check her insta-G