Listen up you NEETs: this is a wake up call. You're wasting

>>36676817
>I live in America
Shit, I failed at step 1, sorry Anon.

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>>36676817
>work for 6 months
>take a month leave
>go to japan
>live it up with my japanese NEET friends
>come back home
>work another 6 months
>get new job
>use same excuse from old job to take a month break
>go back to japan
>spend 3 months riding around on a bike praying at shrines all around and living off the land
>decide to live under the law in japan
>work at a 7-11 for a while living in a tent in a forest with everything i need
>eventually earn japanese citzenship
>can now be a NEET in japan or america and would be living VERY comfy in either

fuck your pledge buddy

>>36676817
>I think you'll find that there is no greater joy on this earth than relaxing after a long, hard day of honest work.
This was not my experience at all when I was wagecucking. My experience was that I dreaded having to go back the next day for a few hours until I managed to sleep. I was depressed, anxious, and pretty much constantly sick to my stomach. There is not a single ounce of reward in work. It brings you no positive feelings. It is just something you're forced to do in order to get money.

>>36676988
how do you meet japanese neet friends?

>>36676988
T E A C H M E Y O U R W A Y S, N E E T M A S T E R

>>36676817
now this is quite possibly the biggest bootlicker of all time

>this is a wake up call.
not my first "wake up call"
>You're wasting the best years of your life - your prime working years - and it's a fucking disgrace.
by your standards, maybe. Your fetish for hard sweaty work is a disgrace by mine.
>No education? No prospects? Fuck that! There is plenty of work out there for those who aren't afraid of getting their hands a little dirty
where or when the hell are you from?
>I think you'll find that there is no greater joy on this earth than relaxing after a long, hard day of honest work.
PFFAHAHAHAHAHA I've done this before and no, I don't feel any sense of reward or fulfillment
>Don't delay; take the S.W.E.A.T. Pledge today.
fuck off

The fetishization of work is insane.

Productivity has never been higher, it continues to grow as technology improves, and yet wages have stayed stagnant in comparison since the 70s. We're going to reach a point of mass unemployment due to technological advancement and these buffoons are still going to try to call people lazy because they're not working every waking second of their lives for the bare minimum they need to make ends meet.

>>36677948
learn japanese and join communities on nicovideo, then find some japanese people who want to learn english, mention your hobbies and make it kinda obvious you're an autist

talk to your japanese friends for a few months until its time to take your trip to japan, tell your friend you got a job offer in japan but need a place to crash for a few weeks, offer rent if needed (you DID save your wage dollars right?), spend all day living it up in japan and travelling (if you cant afford a scooter then buy a bike)

if your japanese is good enough you can basically talk your way into getting a job at a convience mart or call center that needs people who are good at english, when your month is up and you're not working, you'll most likely be homeless, if you are a TruNEET and know people, you can apply to live in a share house with other NEETs while working, although if you dont have some kind of income coming in and just rely on your part time earnings to have fun then you're better off living in america

last but most importantly, if you're gonna live off the land, do it somewhere in the south as its warmer and carry a knife everywhere you go, dont go to roppongi or ikebukuro unless you have business there and you should always be studying your japanese because when you are an official citizen you can go to school and use your halfie self taught powers to become a salaryman who is basically the cooler version of your average wagecuck

and carry a one way ticket back home and have it dated for like 3 months out, if you have decided after that 3 months you want to stay, keep enough money to buy another ticket because that or deportation is your only way out

t. NEET who made it in japan running a escort service but got bullied by gangs to stop because i was cutting in on thier profits so i had to stop only because it was just me and couldnt stand up to a group of like 30 by myself

>>36678481
>t. NEET who made it in japan running a escort service
god damn anon it seems like you have lived quite a wild life

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>>36676817
>Born to intact middle class family
>Majors in fucking "communications" the laziest degree possible
>Acts like a lazy shit to get by in life and chase puss
>Only achieved notoriety because his looks are considered "good" (they're not) and got involved in stupid ass reality tv which feeds into Americans' degenerate love of "yucky things"
>Entire success in life is due to lock
>Lol people just need to work harder!
>Why are people so lazy?
But I'm sure the death of the west is because people aren't allowed to own slaves anymore and women can vote.

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>I believe that I have won the greatest lottery of all time

>I believe that I am the product of my choices, not my circumstances

>I understand the world is not fair and I am okay with that

Wait a minute...

>>36678522
it is truly pleb nature to not live as a NEET in a country you are not native too, learn from my teachings and become the best NEET you can be anon

>>36676817
This from a Fucking stage school graduate and opera singer who managed to get tv show jerking off over garbagemen actually working.
Mike Rowe is a Fucking faggot.

>>36676834
fpbp forever and ever.

>>36677903
Sounds like you just didn't chooooooooose to make the experience rewarding.

>>36679849
It appears that Europeans are Redditors...

>>36676988
This is bullshit. Japan has strict nationalization requirements. Like you need a bachelor degree and earn at least 30k USD a year.

>>36679465
Uh oh, someone saw through the weak propaganda of the reaganites.

>I think you'll find that there is no greater joy on this earth than relaxing after a long, hard day of honest work

I think you'll find that there is no greater feeling than relaxing all day knowing that wagies are stuck being slaves and you're at home nice and comfy