Why aren't you going on /soc/ and fucking local sluts RIGHT

I wouldn't enjoy sex with a woman I didn't love.

I have gone on /soc/ this does not seem to happen.

>>36675891
>/soc/ sluts
>in some small town in the south of france
i don't fucking think so

>soc
>local sluts in europe
Pick one

>>36675891
Good fucking luck finding a slut in Scotland for me. Besides the women over there are terrible.

>>36675944
>>36675987

The girl I fucked I met in the mountains of North Carolina. Its not like it costs money to post there and its just not worth it. Just leave contact info in a thread and see what happens.

>>36675934
This legitimately. It's just /cgl/ trash looking for Chads/big cocks.

>>36676028
NC fag here, is pic related? If so I should get on that

all I get are closeted gays wanting to suck my unanimously rated 9/10 cock

>>36676071
Nah thats not her. Where are you in NC?

>>36675891
>best sex I ever had in my life

so you've had sex before?

why are you even here? go back to /soc/ and stay there. or, better yet, fuck off completely and kys

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I live in a town with a population of 8000 with no larger settlements for 45 minutes. I look like Christian Weston Chandler. If I just wanted to lose my virginity I'd but a hooker like he did.

>>36676041
>implying /cgl/ are actually women and not crossdressing dudes

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>>36676145
yeah i've fucked like i dunno 14ish girls? /soc/ girl was the best though.

and nah i aint leaving bro stay mad lmao

I doubt there are actual women on there.

>>36676198
How fucking dumb are you? We can't get one girl to like us. The best I can do is orbit girls who live a thousand miles away.

Hey guys imagine this: You can just grab your dick with your hands and simulate sexual intercourse this way.

>>36675891
>it was the best sex I ever had in my life
Congrats on losing that V-card.

>>36676198
>i've fucked like i dunno 14ish girls
And some random hook-up was the best one? That's just sad. If only you'd put that time and energy into forming a real relationship.

>>36675891
>fucking local sluts
They are not interested in virgins.

>>36675891
I already have an original gf.

>>36676265
Especially not fat/ugly/beta virgins.

>>36675891
Same reason I don't use Tinder. I don't want to get herpes over a girl I'm going to fuck once or twice.
>>36675918
Have you tried? You prolly would.
>>36675934
Maybe try going outside of the cock rate threads for once.
>>36675944
Literally every European is within driving distance of one another.
>>36675987
Look harder.
>>36676016
Making generalizations about an entire region of woman is only hurting your dick.
>>36676041
That maybe true, but a lot of them will fuck you in between fucking Chad if you buy them a drink or something.
>>36676075
You're in the wrong threads. Unless you're in those threads, because you are a closet homo.
>>36676226
>can't
You could, you just don't. Which doesn't really matter to the rest of us, I suppose. >>36676237
Masturbation doesn't feel anything like sex.

>>36675891
I don't want /soc/ girls I want fembots. That's why I don't mind meetup threads here, even though people complain they belong on /soc/

>>36675891
/soc/ girls are all looking for normals and chads, as per usual.

Also, the diseases, man. You're absolutely guaranteed to catch something fucking a /soc/ slut.

>>36676111
Charlotte, you'd think it would be easy to find a dumb girl to fuck here.

I just went on /soc/ and found the Canada thread. Whole thread reeks of sweat and desperation, made me feel a little sick

>>36675891
>What have you got to lose?
My virginity, and I would never get it back.

>>36676273
>Especially not fat/ugly/beta virgins.
So what's the point of this thread then?

>>36676277
>Making generalizations about an entire region of woman is only hurting your dick
I won't find anyone there so it really isn't. You've got nothing but fucking gay hookups for the UK. Better chances elsewhere.

>>36676277
>You could, you just don't.
You're living in a different world, anon. You have no idea. Your view is exactly like telling a paralysed man to just get up and walk. You've walked all your life so you assume everyone and anyone can automatically do the same and are simply incapable of understanding there are other people with different situations/circumstances from your own.

That should be a sign of autism but it's typical normalfag stuff.

>>36675891
I can't begin to describe how little of an interest I have in such a thing.

>>36675891
I tried /soc/ and literally all that happened was I got hit on by gay guys

>>36676332
This, it's not different than anywhere else on the internet. Girls get swamped with attention from every guy, and they get to pick out the best one (not us).

>Masturbation doesn't feel anything like sex.
I always knew this is a farce. With masturbation you can always adjust the sensation as to prolong the pleasure. Also I am pretty sure you can get just as aroused as in actualy intercourse if you find good porn of your fetish.

>>36675891
Tried talking to a girl from there around the time when the board was first made. She blocked me after a short convo which I thought went well.

>>36676370
Isn't anywhere in Britain within a short driving distance of everything else on that island? Just drive south to find sluts would be my guess.
t. American who doesn't really into European demographics
>>36676379
>Your view is exactly like telling a paralysed man to just get up and walk
Wow. This argument again. Tell me, how is being an insecure celebate "exactly" like being paralyzed from the waist down? Because you realize it isn't at all comparable, right?
I realize all you care to do is complain, but at least find a way to articulate your tantrums in a manner that doesn't make you look like a brainlet.

>>36676520
She blocked you because she had loads of other guys to talk to and she just prioritised them in order of entertainment value.
They all do that. It's an important thing to keep in mind. They have loads and loads of guys messaging them.

>>36676520
>>36676631
>focusing on one girl
>even noticing someone blocked you

Are you really this pathetic? It's /soc/. There are hundreds of girls to talk to. Why would you stop at one?

>>36675891
>live in a small town pop of 2000

WELP

I want to live in a big city I'd rather fucking be homeless than be here

>>36676606
It looks short but it takes quite awhile. that and you need a car and money. Shit I don't have.

>>36675891
>Why aren't you going on /soc/ and fucking local sluts RIGHT NOW?
Clearly, you have no idea what it means to be a robot. It means I've tried.
Leave newfag, normie, faggot, etc.

>>36675891
I've got to lose a chance of getting me some fucking STDs.

>>36676505
Sure but nothing will take away the awful depression during the refractory period. If you're with someone else you kind of make it like a "hope for the future" thing but if you're alone you just feel like shit as you wipe and close the Xvideo tab.

>>36676780
wewlad, I thought yor country had superior socialist mass transit.

>>36676606
You misunderstand completely. It's not about comparing being incel, or whatever the fuck, to being paralysed. It's YOUR VIEW of it. Your complete ignorance and lack of understanding, and even worse your lack of willingness to even try to understand.

>>36676812
>Sure but nothing will take away the awful depression during the refractory period
What? I feel generally better afterwards, but it sucks because I have to unload 3-4 times before my dick goes limb.

>>36676816
You're so wrong. Please simmer down.

>>36676812
Says who? Fapping is like having a snack.

>>36675891
there are no chicks from germany, and if there are they're hours away

>>36676849
>simmer down
That's such a cop-out way to win an argument.

It always works, too. Say that the other side is too mad and you've won. They can't dispute it or argue against it without looking madder.
Makes me wish I said it first.

>>36675918
Are you a virgin? You sound like a virgin.

>>36676849
Explain to me how I, as a 4/10, can get sex. And I will do it.

>>36675891
>>36676198
I enjoy candid-looking pictures like these very much. Post more, you filthy normies.

>>36676849
I'm too skinny , 5'11 and non sportive. Help?

>>36677009
this is relevant to my interest

>>36676816
I can't even tell what you're trying to get at. From what I can comprehend, you want me to tell you that you're right, so you can complain about not getting pussy some more? Or do you want me to disagree with you more so you can continue to get (you)s?
>>36676849
This.

>>36677082
SHUT THE FUCK UP I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU ARE SO WRONG FUCK YOU NORMIE REEEEEEEEE

>>36677111
Are this quads?

If I can't get a girl in real life, how could I get a girl online?
I have no idea what I would even talk about. Literally.

>>36675891
God damn you, I just went there for the first time in about 6 years. What a hell hole. Thanks mother fucker This is also my first time here in a good 4 or five years (I'm a tad/pol/)

>>36677131
No girl will ever share your interests. So, unfortunately, you'll have to fake an interest to get their attention. Which is literally exactly what women do to get mens attention. So it's not really going to work. You'll be faking an interest in something that they're faking an interest in. So you'll both hate it but be pretending to like it.

>>36676849

Jesus christ. Have you heard of a site called facebook? I think it's more your crowd.

>>36677042
>>36677062

And now notice the Chad's deafening silence. He never knew how to help.

>>36675891
I'm confused, all I see are gay posting, dick rates, and tinder rates.
The few posts that seem like actual females don't include any timestamps even if the OP requests timestamp.

am I missing something here?

>>36676795
Who fucking cares! You're not gonna get married and start a family anyways.

>>36677218
But what interests should I be faking in the first place?

>>36675891
Because I live in the UK and our hookup threads are the same autists that post every thread and have never met anybody. The only females there are b8.

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When I go on /soc/ it's to talk with someone, not to look for a fuck. I'm not some fucking Chad that has the capability to even think of doing that.

Regardless, the guys there can be kinda cool to talk to. They are VERY normie though. Brag about their nice jobs, gfs, cars, going out, etc. They are very annoying sometimes, so I rarely go there even when I'm lonely.

The girls I find no point in talking to. They can barely say more then 2 words, and aren't the best conversationalists. A lot of them have complained to me about how they have 50+ friend requests after posting there. So I tend to avoid females there.
I'm not going to compete with 50 other ddes just to fucking talk to somebody, and not bust my ass trying to get her to say more then 3 words in a conversation. So males are the best bros to talk to there.

So overall what my blog post is trying to say is. /soc/ is shit, and a normie cesspool. No point in using it unless you yourself are a normie.

>>36675891
I don't have Chad tier social skills and would only embarrass myself
I don't have Chad looks and would look pathetic just for trying and wouldn't have any luck
I don't want HPV or other diseases
I am 31 and would feel like a pedophile being there
in experiences (outside the internet) when they find out how pathetic my life is and that I live with my dad they will do that thing where they look at me like I am a freak or a monster and make it clear they really don't want to be around me anymore, they have every right to leave if I make them feel uncomfortable of course, but it is funny how quickly their mood changes from laughing and chatting to "oh.. right" when I tell them

>>36677289
what the fuck do you want him to say?

You're 5'11'' and non sportive? Okay well either start being sportive or go browse /fit/.

if you don't want to exercise at all you are going to have a bad time. You are going to need money/humor/high level fashion to make up for your ugliness.

there is no secret tip here or hack to make some pasty white skinny dude able to get fucked. Maybe talk to some lonely 4/10 ugly fat chick because that would be your female equivalent?

Just had a look. There is precisely one Ausfag thread, with precisely 1 (one) female and about 50 (fifty) guys.

Doesn't seem possible desu senpai.

>>36676248

>b-bbbbbbbbbbbbut a relationship is better than a girl who knows how to fuck

Oh anon. When your sheltered little idea of how relationships work is shattered your mind is going to be blown.

>>36676327
Oh hey, also in Charlotte!

>>36676355
humblebragging is the only purpose normalscum post these, try not bumping them for a change

>>36675891
>tfw i met up with 2 girls from soc before
>first one said she didn't like me enough after we met for the first time said it was too far for her (it was 5-6 hours by bus)
>i slept together with the second one in the same hotel room but on different beds
>nothing happened between us, whatsoever didn't even hold hands
>she stopped writing to me afterwards as well
i guess i'm destined to be a beta loser

>>36677409
yeah desu when you use the internet or an app for dating the ratio is usually pretty bad for the dude

it's like 1 female to 10 dudes, and if you aren't the best looking guy you aren't going to stand out.

but there is another way. It's called "going outside" I literally run into cute girls all the time and strike up convos on the bus, at the library, at the coffee shop, just anywhere I'm at. It's like I hacked the system and got passed all the other dudes blowing up her tinder profile. Amazing stuff!

>>36676606
>driving distance
>implying i even have a car

>>36677498
What if you're an awkward fuck who can't make eye contact and is afraid of rejection?

Do you know where you are?

>>36677414
What the fuck are you on about you crazy cunt?
Women am I right fellas?

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Post your stories of fucking /soc/ sluts so I could have something to jack off to. As much details pls

>>36677494
>He can't even seal the deal with attention whore sluts

>>36675891
Because my small, irrelevant country didn't even have a thread until I made one just now. This kind of shit is only really feasible in like the US or the UK

>>36677573

I'm a guy

A girl who's a good fuck is more satisfying than a "good" relationship with a girl that's just average in bed.

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FUCKING NORMIES
NON-VIRGINS GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REE REE REE REE REE
GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36677590
Yes, that's what it is to be a robot. You retarded?

>>36676198
If you are not black stop talking like that.
A ghetto thug should beat you up.

>>36677498
>strike up convos
whoa whoa, that's too far buddy.

>>36677616
I fuck hookers I dunno what the fuck you are talking about?

>>36677633
Are you? How do you fuck up like that?

>>36677616
>I've never had a good relationship

>>36677665
Because >>36677571

I'm not the anon you first replied to but I would have no idea how to initiate anything.

>>36677571
All he'll ever say is to stop being awkward and stop being afraid.

He'll never understand that would take because he feels no awkwardness or fear. He has no concept of it so all he'll say is to just stop it.
Like when people tell the clinically depressed to just smile and cheer up.

>>36677498
Random convos don't mean anything.
Hell, phone numbers don't mean anything.
Unless you are fucking those girls from the library, your advice is useless.

>>36677414
the power and glory of the lord will smite you. you shall see the errors of your way.

>>36677668

Last girl I dated we were together for 4 and a half years. No problems really, rarely fought, kept the house clean, cooked, etc etc but the sex was just average. I met her friend at a work party one night and found out she was into anal and BDSM. Left the girl I was dating for her and never looked back. A girl who who's down for anything is always more valuable than a good relationship.

>>36675918
Do you love your hand?

>>36675891
please explain to my why any girl on /soc/ would want to fuck an overweight, unemployed 30yo virgin who lives in his parents basement.

>>36675891
Cuz fuck, I'm in Lithuania and all the hookups are in UK/Some redneck states of US

>>36677778
>I am incapable of feeling loneliness

>>36677699
>NO IDEA

You have plenty of ideas, you're just afraid to try. Not being able to make or maintain eye contact is a sign of autism. If you're autistic you should be shot.

>>36677808
I'm in Poland
are you a grill?

>>36677739
You sound like a bitter loser. Stop posting.

>>36677778
a women who is down for everything is a piece of meat and nothing more. sexual deviancy will damn you

>>36677808
>I'm in Lithuania
labas

>>36677818
It feels too intense and personal, like some invasion of privacy. No other autistic shit about me.

>>36677818
>Not being able to make or maintain eye contact is a sign of autism.
You are a fucking idiot. That's like the dumbest thing i've heard in my life
I have difficulty maintaining eye contact with strangers because of past experiences, bullying and anxiety. I'm nowhere near autistic

>>36677825
No nigger, the thread is about fucking /soc/ chicks, of course I'm not a grill. Also, lol, implying if I was I would go to Poland or see someone desperate enough to travel countries to get laid.

>>36677808
>I'm in Lithuania
Tai blet Tinderi naudok tada.

>>36677416
This place sucks bro. I'm on the verge of falling in love with my absolutely gross coworker just because she's the only remotely nice female I've met in this entire area. Never mind that she's 5 years older than me, has a flabby body and dating a dude, we get high or drunk together and I can't help look at her milk jugs

>>36677890
post boipucci
if you qualify I can fuck you

>>36677892
>Tinderis
Kokios Lietuvoje ji naudoja? Storos? Stacy?

>>36677813

Not my fault you don't have friends anon.

>>36677846

Enjoy worshipping your Jew.

>>36677873
I can see why you were bullied.

>>36677872
Looking people in the eyes is 100% normal and not doing it makes you seem weird and untrustworthy.

>>36677932
>Kokios Lietuvoje ji naudoja? Storos? Stacy?
Visokiu yra, nu zinai jeigu nera fotkiu kur matosi kunas tai stora. Siaip tai jei bazara gerai valdai, tai nera labai sunku.

>>36677942
What if you couldn't make friends? Wouldn't you want a gf then?

>>36677892
>>36677870
Sveiki.
Naudoju, bet dauguma nori "draugysciu". Pats koks 6/10 sedziu, humoras iki 7 tipo pakelia, bet koks tolkas kai visos renkasi 8+/10, kuriu n+1 yra tinderyje. Nieko gero is to

>>36676016
Mate what is wrong with you I live in Aberdeen you know the fucking mutants that live here are happy to jump on anything that asks in the right way, your trouble should be finding a girl who's not a total slapper get fucking real man fuck sake

>>36677988
>8+/10
Aleik tik, vienetai tokiu (na bent jau kur as gyvenu). Daugiausiai tokios 4-6/10.

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>>36675891
Is that the girl you fucked? Those are some nice breasts.

>>36677942
yahweh will see you burn for your hedonism and lack of will toward fleshly urges. you're not a very smart or interesting person if you are so weak to lust

>>36677969
>Siaip tai jei bazara gerai valdai, tai nera labai sunku.
Screenshot gal turi kaip bazarint?

>>36678059
Why can't you recognize a 4chan filename? Are you new?

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>>36675891
I can lose life. She can kill me in my sleep.

I can lose my possessions. She can drug me and rob my home dry.

I can lose my future. She can either use the remaining sperm from used condom to impregnate herself and use me as a money bank for 18 years from now on, or accuse me of rape and take me to jail for unspecified time.

I can lose myself. She can manipulate me into thinking she loves me while exploiting as many of my good sided as she can, and when she finishes having fun, she'll announce that "times change".

If women were made for something, they were not made for honest relationships I seek.

So fuck off, I'll continue to masturbate to the drawings.

>>36677973

No? If you can't connect with people on a basic level to be friends what makes you think you could make a relationship work?

>>36678068

Naming your delusion doesn't make it true anon.

>>36678086
He said he met her on /soc/ so he could have saved that picture off 4chan.

But to answer your question, no, I've been on 4chan a lot longer than I would care to admit.

>>36678026
Yeah dude totally i'll just walk up to one at college and ask for a fuck you dumb fucking twat.

>>36678152
Settle down autismo you're all worked up

>>36678184
you godless strumpet, youre hurting yourself more than anyone else. just a boring sack of meat trying to relive the experience of virginity. you never will and you never will be full again

>>36678152
very empowering

There's no women in wisconsin on /soc/

>>36675891
Local gay sluts*
Ftfy

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>>36678238
I do have some sort of autism, I won't deny it.

Although I stated all the realistic possibilities that can happen. I suppose you never read the news records. I do not follow how this connects with my diagnosis, which you so kindly guessed.

Oh well, another pleb. Report back in when you get AIDS from an AIDS dissident, I'll be waiting.

>>36678306
laughed harder than i should have

origniandlasmln

>>36676237
Just tried this, I came buckets, shit was so cash

10/10 will do again

>>36678354
>He thinks straight men are going to catch HIV fucking women
>He thinks it'll develop into AIDS in this day and age
Nigga you are so fucking dumb. Autists need to be shot

>>36677818
>You have plenty of ideas, you're just afraid to try.
Nope.
I literally have no ideas in this situation. My mind is blank as to what to do.

>>36678495
So sitting beside her and putting your arm around her is something you've never thought of doing?

Too autistic. I can lure girls in with my attractiveness but it doesn't take long before they realise I'm a sperg. Trying just exhausts me and causes unnecessary strife and emotional instability.

i have never seen a female post on there within 50 miles of me

>>36678591

He's going to mention chad. Calling it now

>>36675891
because I want to be fugged not go fuck some slag.

>>36675918
FPBP
Although I would also say "I wouldn't enjoy sex with a woman I loved if the circrumstances were wrong".
She had a boyfriend and still would have slept with me, it would have been wrong and it ruined my trust in women forever.

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>>36677892
2 sykius istrynes jau. Never again. Turejes is viso gal 13 matchu nes isrankus bet greiciausiai per daug autizmo priedes.

>>36678443
Oh, women are superior to men, don't let others tell otherwise.

Sorry, but you can't reach me with your violent intentions. Find someone else to shoot or beat up, your beloved girlfriend, for example.

>>36678849
Why would I hurt my girlfriend? She isn't an autist.

>>36678152
>>36678354
Goos taste in 2D anon.

>>36678591
That only works if the girl is attracted to you, mate

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>>36677616
I'm a guy, ur a fagot

nothing better than a qt nuzzling into your neck and whispering 'I love you' after draining your balls

A guy fucked me and I liked it.

>>36678733
>Turejes is viso gal 13 matchu nes isrankus bet greiciausiai per daug autizmo priedes.
Bet tai bandei susitikt ar nepaejo varke?

>>36679003
>A slut from /soc/
>Who met up with you
>Need to be attracted to fuck
No. She's a slut. She's there for dick. Not for you. Shoulda just done it.

>>36679054
>>36678733
Can you two faggots stop posting in your garbage language?

Because too afraid would to post my face and get made fun of
People on the internet are mean

>>36678733
Lul pas mane koks 100, rangina nuo 5 iki 9(kurios turbut neatrasytu). Vidurkis sakyciau apie 7, labiau cute nei hot. Bet man spageciai is kisenes byra, bybis zino kokius openeriu naudot. Angliskai tai pilna turiu visokiu, bet lietuviskai taip viskas durnai skamba.

>>36679100
>Can you two faggots stop posting in your garbage language?
Eik tu nachui

i lost my virginity to a guy from soc but we were together for almost two years after that

>>36679161
ble jei turi 100 matchu tai gali spageciai byret, vis tiek kokia paeis.

>>36678227
Find someone who wants to chat for a bit, ask her out for a drink and you're done. Not even a robot could fuck that up

I've gone on /soc/ quite a lot over the years and I've gotten a few hits from girls. One was even my gf for a few months and we banged a lot, but she lived far away so it wasn't an everyday thing. I'm not really looking to get my dick wet, I'd rather have a relationship since my mind has been broken by going to this godforsaken hellhole that I can't date anyone that doesn't browse 4chan. Usually I just post my profile and I'm interesting enough to get girls to message me. After that I talk to them for awhile to see if we're compatible and if we live close enough. I don't mind LDRs since it's hard enough to find a girl to like me, but that's probably been my undoing. Girls can't take being far apart, especially not young girls who don't have much relationship experience and need someone to hold at night. After break ups I need time to recuperate. I met a girl on /r9k/ a few weeks ago, but she just said goodbye to me this morning due to family issues. I'm hoping she'll come back; she was really cool...

>>36675891
I went to /soc/ looking for my qt autistic counterpart, kek I feel for the 4chan gf meme, should have used it to lose my Vcard instead.

>>36675891

No slut from France on /soc/, only brits and Americans. It hurts to be a frog sometimes.

>>36675944
Hey man, where in the south ? I'm looking for friends. I'm from Bordeaux.

>>36675891
>soc girls
>in some shit literal who south america country

yeah i like my odds