my dick is 8 inches and I am a virgin robot. boom. it's

>>36675357
Is 6-7" big? If so then it's because I'm socially retarded.

>>36675357
i've had girls say i have a big dick it's only 6*6

>>36675531
but according to r9k i am prbably not a robot since i talk to girls and have had sex

>>36675357
A big dick can't fix my ugly view on life

No. To be a robot, there can be no possible/theoretical situation in which you are able to get sex. A big dick -failed norm- can walk around with a boner and he'll get laid in no time.

>>36675357
yeah because your dick is the last thing a girl sees

you are better off being ripped with a small dick then being a fatass or lankett with a big dick.

post pics..

origi 1

>>36675357
is 6.5x5 sometimes i am told that is big and perfect sometimes i am told it is awful dicklet. i would really love having a big benis it would make me feel confident.

Undiagnosed autism.

t. 8"x5.5" 25 year old KHV.

I'm slightly above 8 inches and thick but I have crippling anxiety, man boobs and I'm bald (can't grow a beard neither, so I look like a cherub). I will never get to use the gift I was given

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>>36675668
>lankette
top kek

>>36675357
There's no reason to think there aren't some robots walking around with anacondas in their pants. Having a big dick and being socially adept don't really have anything to do with each other.

>>36678008
>nobody will ever call your dick anaconda or something else really nice

I genuinely wonder how many people measure from the side.

Gives you a good artificial inch of length.

>>36678136
>when people hate themselves so much that something as fundamental as measuring is called into question

>>36678279
Its an incredibly common mistake. I don't get why thats so hard to comprehend.

>>36678316
people want to be good. it is incredibly hard to get any love at all as a man. if you are a woman you have tons of love from every angle but men have nothing that makes them feel good or special, they aren't called beautiful, they aren't called sexy, they aren't told they are valuable. so having an extra inch means a lot to us sad unloved creatures