>little sister turned 13 >aunt bought her a vibrator for

pictures of sister and vibrator or it didn't happen

>>36669599
"Hey, underaged relative of mine, let me take your picture with a sex toy and today's newspaper so I can impress someone on a Hmong amateur radio picture board"

>>36669530
>...and tomorrow on Things That Didn't Happen...

>>36669806
Dude, just forward us her instagram pictures.

>>36669930
>>36669896
>>36669599
/b/ is that way my friends

>>36669530
Next time she leaves, steal it and throw it in a dumpster as far as you could walk.

Mom and stepdad won't be as okay with her whining that she lost her vibey and to please buy her a new one.

>>36669530
Well it's better than the real thing. Think of it as a preventative measure.

My cousin lets her son (age 10) watch Game of Thrones, is that any worse than giving a teenager a dildo?

>>36669530
My cousin got bought a massive fucking box of condoms by his mother when he started having sex at like 15. Really so long as it's put forward in a joking manner I don't see why anyone should care.

Still better than sex being taboo in the house and the girl growing up with knowledge form porn and her boy/girlfriends' bullshit stories. Assuming her aunt and mother actually teach her something about sex.

>>36669530
Lol, you're family is either Swedish or German?

That's hot, ask if you can watch her use it.

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Times are changing, OP. We're going to have to get used to this.

>>36669530
>stepdad

cuck family

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>>36670350
>>36669530
>Yet we're the degenerates

>>36670350
Jesus Christ how horrifying. Seriously.

>>36670231
A kid in my son's school is allowed to play GTA V. He is eight.

Absolutely degenerate as fuck. My kid is only just allowed on minecraft and roblox.

>>36669530
Op is an attention whore

>giving children sextoys instead of just letting them know that it's natural to use their hands

Girl isgonna turn into a size queen and then no one is gonna want her.

>>36669530
>>mom and stepdad are apparently ok with this

Yeah, I think I'm ok with this too.

Although I think it would have been better to do it a bit more discreetly than to give it as a birthday gift.

I would recommend just buying a vibrating dildo (and not a penis-shaped one, please), and simply putting the box in her bedroom, along with note that contains the URL of a web page that discusses (in a tasteful way, please) how some people choose to use vibrating dildos for sexual pleasure.

And also, let's stop this stupid practice of discouraging little kids from masturbating. All little kids should be given this message: "It's perfectly okay to play with your genitals -- however, please do it in private." That way, they can grow up with minimal shame about masturbation -- and if they can relieve their sexual needs with masturbation, then it might help reduce promiscuity and irresponsible sex.

I always wonder how many girls are promiscuous because they were too embarrassed or ashamed to masturbate, and so they became promiscuous to satisfy sexual needs that could have been more safely and responsibly satisfied if they could have just been comfortable with masturbation.

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>>36670350
posting the edit of the right

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>>36670587
Yes and make sure the dildo is black and 12 inches. Little girls need to explore their bodies and learn to feel pleasure.

>>36669806

she'll probably post one herself on kikebook later.

>>36669530
You have one fucked up family.

>>36670350
That's what they thought during Weimar

>>36670708
>Little girls need to explore their bodies and learn to feel pleasure.

That's way better than having them turn out repressed, ashamed, and embarrassed about sex -- priming them for a possible lifetime of unfulfilling sex. For kids, masturbation is objectively the god-tier solution for sexual relief, and becoming a slut whore is objectively the shit-tier solution for sexual relief.

My relatives did nothing alike to me because they probably knew inside all along that I will never make it.
>tfw only remaining robot on r9k

>>36670870

False. I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin NEET.

>>36670587
this is literal autism tier jewish advice.
I bet his aunt is a single divorcee with 1-2 children.
Telling your children that behaviour is ok is one thing, encouraging this kind of hypersexuality tells them that whomever proposes sex to them is trustworthy. I mean, even your parents think it is ok. Add to this the aspect of (((exploring))) and everyone who proposes something new (and we know to what kind of extremes that leads, SOMEONE has to shoot that squid/scat/piss/vore porn) will be automatically deemed interesting and approved by the parents.
Literally FUCKING DEGENERATE.
Not even joking here OP. Report it to CPS and let them have a good talk with your parents about what is healthy and what is not.

>>36670498
>minecraft
>roblox

Are you trying to give your kid autism?

>>36671034
This I'd rather have my son play GTA than Autism Simulator. Better chance he'll turn out a noramlfag.

>>36670939
My idea-

The kids are going to find out how to do it anyways. Repressing it doesn't work because then you get into some weird shit to let out all your sexual frustration.
Letting it run wild doesn't work either. It's not good for kids to be bombarded with SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. That leads to a load of other problems.
Don't discourage them from doing it, but make sure its not dominating their lives. Once they are adults, they can do fuck all with their lives.

>>36671125
Sounds like some NAMBLA shit to me.

>>36669530

>Mom and stepdad
>mom
>and stepdad

So a woman who's failed to maintain a marriage and a man with no genetic investment approve of this sexual degeneracy. Shocker.

Where is her father. I bet he doesn't approve of his barely-out-of-gradeschool daughter being given a fake cock to shove in her vagina by her ostensible caregivers.

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>>36670498
>tfw my dad confiscated San Andreas from me when I was 8 when he saw me beating prostitues to death

>>36669530
Nice feet, would bang (inb4 pedo: 13 is legal here).

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>>36671314

>tfw my mother got talked into getting the the radio edit version of the Slim SHady LP because the cunt clerk at the CD store told her it was really nasty lyrics

>>36671314
>tfw I was playing Mortal Kombat at age 5, GTA3 at like age 8, etc.
>tfw watched shit like Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, South Park, Ren & Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead, etc. since I was like 5-6

Sounds like your parents sucked.

>>36671500
And here you are, posting on /r9k/

>>36671575
Still normie, I post on a lot of other boards and places too.

Does that upset you? Does it get your autism flaring up?

>>36670043
You're thinking to small. OP, cum on the vibrator.

>>36671711
>not using the vibrator himself and giving his sister an infection for not washing it correctly
That will give the little roastie a lesson

>>36670350
The blow back between Trump getting elected in and that implosion Canada has had recently tells me this is just pop culture trying to sell a mag for the month.
Really you are having a break down that the media is paying attention to .7% of the population. Hell they might as well run a story on CWC

Yes, let's listen to all the virgin social outcasts on how to raise children. I'm sure they will end up well adjusted to today's society.

>>36670231
You sound like a faggot. Origino

>>36671259
>So a woman who's failed to maintain a marriage and a man with no genetic investment approve of this sexual degeneracy. Shocker.
My thoughts exactly.