Looking for Australian fembot to be my gf. Must be as cute

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>>36667117
HAUUUUUDUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR FACKIN 'STRYAAA MMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHATE OOOOII SHRIMP ON DAH BAHHHHHHHH BAHHHHHHHBEEEE AMEYEWRITELADS OH FOKIN ROO LOOK LOOK AT ET A ROO ROO CMON DEN GET THE ROO AHHHHH IT HOPPED AWAY AH WELL I MET A STRANGE LADY SHE MADE ME NEEVOUS SHE TOOK ME AND AND MADE ME BREAKFAST DO YABSPEAKAA MY LANGUAGE I COM FROMA LAN DON UNDAAAA

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>>36667298
y-you too

originalllyu

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>>36667374
give me one reason why you hate America, I'll wait, til then this is now an Easter dump

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>>36667374
I don't eat, I don't sleep, I do nothing but think of youuuuuu

orango

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>>36667374
If I took the mask off would you die it would be extremely painful you're a big guy for you

>>36667298
Please be my bf, I beg you that was genuinely amazing.

>>36667413
I don't hate America. Been there once, it was quite nice. I guess the hyper-capitalistic culture is a little bit weird, but it's ok as long as you have a decent job, if you're poor it would fucking suck to live in the US.

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>>36667374
I bet you really like the direction of your thread op, you really wanted some aus pussy, ya?

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>>36667374
a gf, perhaps?

Struth sempei, I want the cock in me cunt soon as

>>36667117
Are you cute as an anime protagonist (male)?

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>>36667374
you know feel when you cum on your tummy at night and wake up with dried up cummies on you, gross
>>36667450
guess you'll have to post that skype

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>>36667374
I guess we have something in common though, no gf haha

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>>36667374
These captchas are bothersome

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>>36667374
Americans ban toys?

>>36667540
>skype
>not using discord
Ehhh starting to have doubt's.

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>>36667374
a s&m aus gf, perhaps?

contact? Im in melbourne
f/19 originaru

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>>36667374
still don't understand why Americans don't celebrate easter
>>36667593
picky are we? having doubts, perhaps

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>>36667527
Yes

oreganoliiii

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>>36667374
one of these days, these easter pics will become useful

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>>36667374
don't ignore me
>>36667634
look at me when I took to you

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>>36667374
should I eat cereal today
>>36667666
talk* how silly of me

>>36667626
Do you like traps????
Rjfkyfjtfuufhufuguhiyfh

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>>36667374
blue sky today, blue sky tomorrow
>>36667705
do you like boys?

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>>36667374
sometimes I wounder if CIA really thought he could fool bane by pretending to shoot his man, then pretend to throw him out the plane

>>36667622
f(m)?
mIRC

>>36667374
why is my ceiling white, hmm
>>36667755
looks like someone's getting pussy(boi) tonight

>>36667634
So then you're saying you look like a virgin beta piece of shit with no redeeming or interesting features whatsoever, someone who could never get his dick wet in real life because it's not some harem anime where all the girls fall for him for no reason at all.
I can believe that.

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>>36667374
I Lala blah blah blah but electric Avenue and then we take it how are your
>>36667789
forgot pic
>>36667853
this

>tfw no Australian gf so can move to Australia

I visited once and it was the nicest place I've been. And I've been a lot of places.

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>>36667374
cereal, waffles and coffee it is

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>>36667374
and I said yup what a concept I could use a little fuel myself and we can all use a little bane
>>36667904
where can I subscribe?

i wouldn't be remotely surprised if a 10 square mile factory in china was discovered that produced 1000 new frogs a day

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>>36667374
the coffee is done
>>36667951
>the Chinese is behind the frogs
>Australians keep posting them
hmm really activates the almonds

>>36668038
australia is a chinese proxy state now so it makes sense