Friendly reminder that you cannot be a robot if you: >Had

>had girlfriend EVER
>most people raped even in the ass by their dirty uncles end up robots
>HAVE ANY JOB EVER


fixed that for you newfriend, now go back to l3dd1t

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I just noticed this, but the Blue's Clues guy is pretty damn hot.

>>36667009

2/10 bait

you can be a robot and work in a shitty fast food

We need to develop a caste system of robots desu, with the highest level being robots who are so mentally crippled they can't leave the house, interact physically with another human or hold a job.

Ah yes the joy of being raped

>Have a well paid job (above $50k/year)
Done everything else but will never accomplish this. Feels bad.

So OP
>Had a gf at 12
>Paid for hookers
>was raped as a kid
>has a shit tier job

kek

Real robots dont go on 4chan you wannabe losers.

God, you people are beyond pathetic, if this is bait its good cus Im really beginning to hate the arrogance of these "true robots", as if they have anything to complain about.

This isnt even about you not lifting a finger to help yourselves, idc about that. When I see you lame ass ppl pulling a 4 yorkshiremen act I wish we could just out you all in crates and ship you off to a colony in africa

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>>36667544

Normie scum

To gulag

>>36666862

>first GF at 19
>most of my sex experiences were with prostitutes (around 20)
>I can barely dream of winning that amount a year
>4/10 looks


i think i qualify

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>>36667249
Newfag

Oreganol

>>36667697

>He believes all robots are NEETs

seems like you're the newfag here.

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>>36666862
prostitutes are great though, just saying.

Money shouldn't be a factor.

I'm the robotest robot you will ever find

>>36667901

But it is, welcome to the real world.

>>36667009
/thread

Origimoletgh

I mainly just lurk and laugh
>Never been raped
>Make 120k/year
>Just finished wiping the juices off my cock after making my qt wife cum
>When I go to bars I can get girls to buy my drinks for me

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>>36668359
why lie on 4chan? Do you tell your mother that you successfully tricked some anons on a Chinese basket weaving website?

>>36666862
I pass all of these but according to friends, /soc/ and people I've met on discord, I'm average out a rating of 7.7. So uh I dunno.

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>>36666862
This smacks of the same Oppression Olympics of the SJWs.

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>>36668359

>Make 120k/year
>Just finished wiping the juices off my cock after making my qt wife cum
>When I go to bars I can get girls to buy my drinks for me

The lies we tell on channel 4.

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>>36668922
>Frog and Toad
Those books made me cry as a child, because I thought I'd never find a friend who would be as close to me as they were to each other

>>36668966
checked and did you find a friend?

>>36667544
I come here for porn and shit posting
GUESS WHAT COUNTRY DUDE LMAOS

>>36666862
Even if you can only get fat chicks via tinder? I just cut my losses cus I'm too nice to hurt genuinely nice people

How am I supposed to know if I'm above 5/10?

>>36666862
I meet all the requirements.
>but a boy kissed me once

>>36666862
>after the age of 13
>(excluding prostitutes and being raped)
I see the normalfags are out in full force today.

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>>36668686
>>36668922

Not lying.
What proof do you want?

>>36669536

Post wife's feminine penis.

>>36670161
Wife isn't chink so no penis, sorry bro.

>>36666862
>that's a no
>groped but no sexings
>close to $50k, starting out around 48-49
>That's a mixed bag, sometimes I'll get compliments for my eyes or whatever but holy mother of god do I look horrid in pictures
>nope
Eh, could be worse I guess. Currently getting /fit/ and learning the accordion because fuck it why not.

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>>36669536
Tax returns and wife otherwise you're lying your ass off. Mostly likely though you're going to post a fake of both anyway since anyone who actually has made it wouldn't feel the need to prove it. So you stating your first response and replying in the first place is enough proof that you're a lying virgin.

>>36669536
Post bank info so we can verify anon :)

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>>36670429
Enjoy the proof, fgt.

>>36670445
Yeah sure

>>36666862
>>Had a girlfriend after the age of 13

>tfw had a gf when I was 11

>>36671051
>He didn't miss out on teenage love.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

>>36671246
That was preteen love.

>>36667740
Upper Caste: Housebound, poor hygiene, can't hold a job, cripplingly mentally ill, can't communicate with other humans cohesively

Lower Caste: Wagecuck, spaggy, depressed, can hold a job and interact with humans on a daily basis


If you have had a romantic relationship or sex you can't be a robot. Cyborg at worst

>>36671009
first three letters of social security number or gtfo

>>36671009
please see >>36670429 where I said "you stating your first response and replying in the first place is enough proof that you're a lying virgin."

Must be hard to read I guess. It's always virgins who want to prove people wrong.

>>36666862
>Are less than 30yo
If you are less than 30 your life can change, after that: you're fucked and you truly become a robot.

>>36672857
True to that
If you are young you are still a cyborg