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>sleeping pattern is stuffed up
>have to waste time between classes
>go into the uni library where they have group booth things
>sit down and lurk r9k on my laptop
>fall asleep face down into the keyboard
>wake up laying down in the booth with a pillow
>look around a little
>the pillow is a scrunched up blue woollen jumper
>there is a girl sitting right next to me
>"good afternoon sleepy head!"
>cannot_handle_social_interaction_err
>grab my bag and spaghetti away
>notice that my laptop has already been neatly packed into my bag
>i also slept through my class
>go home and try and forget the traumatic experience
>come sunday i notice a strange text file in my home folder
>it's a telephone number
>"this is just in case you are in a hurry when you wake up! you should maybe ring it if you are bored or anything"
what do?
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>>36663600
call that number, you socail retard!
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I'm praying this isn't fake.
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Dope story, i should try this. You didnt leave r9k open right?
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Ppl using my computer is scary. I lived with roomates once and got out of a shower, went to my room with only a towel on. Theres afucking muscley asian girl using my latop. Had a awkward convo with her until my friend who she came with was ready to go (They were in the military together) She obv saw my autofill searches for asian porn cuz i look that shit up every night. I sat on my bed with my dick exposed the whole time we talked atleast. She was in my room so it was all good. Anyway, she likes you OP even after possibly seeing weird shit on ur comp. Call her
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>>36663749
i'm not sure what was open
everything was closed afterwards
it couldn't have been much more than /r9k/ or /g/ tho
>>36663727
i'd post some evidence but there isn't much to post
>>36663847
>>36663635
i will on monday
what should i say though?
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>>36663872
Tell her thanks for the comfy sweater pillow and stashing yr laptop so no one stole it. Then ask her if she is close by and maybe get coffee or something. Since u obviously need coffee. Thats the easy part tho, conversing with her might be hard might not be hard. You have nothing to lose and she sounds weird but sweet so itll go better than u think
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Post txt
Pls be real
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>>36663600
This is basically a romance anime-tier plot development so I'm 99% it's not real. But on the off chance you're telling the truth, you better fucking go for it.
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>>36663600
>fall asleep face down into the keyboard
How the hell did she get the laptop out from under your face and put the jumper there in its place without waking you? Calling bullshit. Even if you're a heavy sleeper there's no way anyone would even think they could manage that without waking you.
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>>36663872
Thank her for the pillow and packing up her stuff and invite her to a coffe or something "to return the favor".
Make sure you think of a few things to talk about before tho. Also get something ready when she asks why you were in such a hurry to leave
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