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You're not a robot unless you're boring
If you:
>have any kind of hobby or talent even if it's vidya
>have a body type that can't be described as "average"
>have a face that can't be described as average"
>have a unique hair or eye colour
>have any kind of interest in anything
>are any kind of minority or special snowflake
>have any distinguishing features (even if they make you ugly)
>do drugs or drink alcohol for fun
>have goals and achievements
>get/got good grades
>have a job that is in any way interesting or stimulating
>are a neet
You are not a robot.
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If you post on r9k you're not a robot
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>>36663532
Not true but if you follow any kind of "r9k culture" then you are not a true robot.
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If you are not illiterate you are not a real robot
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>>36663556
Only if being illiterate is common in your country. If being illiterate is rare then you are interesting and different.
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Well first time i read this forum i was like OMG this people is so like me.
It was good, then it felt like shit "hell im not that special"
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It's the hourly "You're not a robot unless you (are me)" thread
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>>36663634
t. fuccboi who's had 3 girlfriends but still thinks he's a robot because he gets sad sometimes
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>>36663456
>have a desire to life/survive
thats the real curse right there
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>>36663456
It's getting harder and harder to be a robot
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>>36663693
>fuccboi
Sorry, if you use twitter normie words you're not a robot.
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>>36663744
It's what you are though
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>>36663752
I don't even know what it means
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>>36663730
This is literally the original definition of a robot. It's all about being attractive to women. If you have something unique about you or a personality that isn't bland you will always be able to find a woman. Nobody wants someone who's boring and can't hold a conversation and is just another face in the crowd. That's what makes you a robot.
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>>36663456
You aren't a robot if you:
>are made out of anything but cogs and circuits and shit
>introduce yourself in any way other than "beep boop I'm a robot"
>post without a gold pass
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>>36663773
I don't know it's exact definition, I just use it for another word for normie
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>>36663807
>he uses twitter words that he doesn't know the meaning of as insults
I don't think you could be further from a robot.
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>>36663833
>he's changed the subject from the fact that he's had a girlfriend before
>he thinks I didn't notice
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>>36663456
Being a robot is subjective now because of you fucking faggots and your "tough lives". Fuck you loser.
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>>36663975
>normalfag is butthurt because his life isn't as hard as he thought it was.
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