FUCKING COCKROACHES I can't even get my 2:30 meal because

I, too, hate T*rks, OP.

>>36661983
Fun fact OP: Whenever you stomp on a roach the cracking sound they make alerts other roaches to start fucking to increase their numbers.
The more you know~

>>36662045
Then what am I supposed to do?

>>36662218
Save up for pest control my friendpal. If you want it done right let a professional handle it.

Advion Syngenta Cockroach Gel Bait

>>36662228
That almost never works right, especially with roaches. They just make a dent for a while and then they come back.

>>36662241
Maybe they wouldn't come back if you were cleaner.

>>36662256
MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T COME BACK IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT SHITPOSTER

I CLEAN MY FUCKING GODDAMN HOUSE MY IDIOT NEIGHBORS DON'T CLEAN THEIRS SO THEY COME IN THROUGH THE DAMN WALLS

>>36661983
I live in the basement of my parents house and there is a house centipede thats been around for years. Sometimes I see him when I go out to take a piss. I'm pretty sure he knows me now because he used to run away fast but now he just chills. Last week I was taking a shit and he just sat there like 2ft away. I've had conversations with him before and I made sort of a deal with him. I will let him do his thing as long as he stays the fuck away from my bed. I've actually never seen him in my room even though its right next to the other places I've seen him.

House centipedes are pretty much the apex predator of pests. They are built for fucking up insects of all types and I believe it because I've not seen a single spider or cockroach or anything and I think the centipede bro is why.

>>36662272
I was about to say, if your neighbors have roaches and aren't willing to control them, meaning they are slobs, then it will be a constant war.

>>36661983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZpxo_2Mgqg&t=460s
think u will like this clip

>>36662321
didnt add time
go to 7:40

>>36662296
>had conversations with him before
>centipede bro

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEE GET OFF MY DAMN BOARD REEEEEEE

>>36661983
>>36662228

Go to Target/Walmart/CVS and look for some Raid clear gel. Looks like a big syringe. If you live in a big house, buy 3 of them and place them around where you usually see them come out.

I had a ton of roaches, placed some around corners and doors and the roaches disappeared.

>>36662272
just don't eat dude? nobody needs your sorry ass around anyways jej

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>>36662366
ya, this is pretty true
i should make a bath of koolaid soon tbqh
just get my favorite razor and race down the street of my arm with it
then i can just sit down in the warms of my bathtub and imagine that somebody is holding me once in my life

that would be the life

>>36662421
I changed my mind. the world needs this caliber of shitposting

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>>36661983
Call.
An.
Exterminator.

>>36662441

The funny part is I am
>>36662241
And
>>36662272
And
>>36662340


But some gentle anon came in and did
>>36662421
For me. :)

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>>36662492
you're very welCUM anon

>>36662485
I'm a poorfag and exterminators aren't very common around here.

>>36662517
Are you making those images because if so that's cute as fuckk

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>>36662578
they're for a friends school project
i like to post them :)
ty for calling them cute

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>>36662578
>>36662596
and if i didnt make them clear, yes i do make them

>>36662569
Well, save up some money.
Until than I'd say, go hunting. Don't crush 'em and stuff because that'll be messy and alert them. But catch them. Catch as many as you can find and put them in an airtight box or big jar or anything.
And gas them.
And clean up your fucking kitchen because it must be a mess. An investation doesn't just happen.
Cockroaches can jump and fly.

I use those cockroach gel baits but they always return to their numbers in a matter of weeks. Is there something I can use to repel those little pricks?

Tell the roaches about Constantinople, they will fuck off at once

>>36662045
what the fuck? this cant be

Will i get my license this month?

>>36662667
Roaches were intelligently designed to be pests.

>>36661983
You need to go on a bug hunt, get a airtight wanna be hazmat suit, get a canister of pesticide (the one for roaches), flood the living shit out of your apartment with the gas (you won't be living there for a bit) and watch the fuckers fall like leaves in the wind

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>go to bathroom
>see this(botom of pic corrupt)
i just want to move to another house, they come from the streets, by the way.

>>36662716
ARE THOSE HAIRS OR SPIKES OH MY FUCKING SHIT DON'T EVEN ANSWER THAT
FUCK THIS THREAD
FUCK YOU
FUCK ME
FUCK OP

>>36662716
Ugh I had one of these fuckers. I put down a sticky trap and it got stuck there like the first day. Didnt realise till a couple months later when I threw it out.

Fucking gross, it freaked me the fuck out when I first moved into my apartment.

>living in a country with cockroaches

cum on, step it up m8

Getting roaches is gods way of punishing you for liberal views.

>>36662656
yeah, get on your knees and start sucking, boy

>>36661983
Just breathe on them slob, they'll probably drop dead.

>>36661983
>nuke turkey

>>36661983
Some actual advice. It'll be a pain, but try to relocate the,. Stepping on them will only create more, they send out an emergency breeding signal when crushed.find ways to get them out ( I vacuum them up with the tube extension and then put them in the tarbage)

It'll take a long time if u have it pretty bad but if u work fast enough ur shouldgfxgfdyjjteajtskhfx

>>36663101
This is why you should never try to post while putting a vacuum cleaner on your dick

Bumping for origami answers.

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>>36661983
I wish I could say it's going to get better but this is only the beginning. It's time to move anon, they've already won.

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>>36661983
Why would you want to get rid of yourself?

Just sit there and serve your purpose like the good marionette you are.