>be autistmo in chemistry class >qt 3.14 is sitting on

>>36659879
>girl walks across the room to ask you if you need help
didn't happen

File: moshed_2017-2-9_17.37.28.jpg (78KB, 688x688px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 688x688px

>>36659879
op are u retarde

File: 2219267962_6a36f9f819_b.jpg (600KB, 1024x1014px) Image search: [Google]

600KB, 1024x1014px

>>36659879

>She pulls me up and dusts me off
>You okay anon?
>I nut alittle bit
>Shakingly croak out
>"Y-yeah easy like Sunday Morning"
>Wtf did i even say
>The class continues to stare as I awkwardly laugh at my own joke and she just stares confused
>She walks back to her table and I sit back down
>Resume stare down until class ends
>As I get up to leave class a note is thrown my way
>It's from her

File: jon won.png (895KB, 1000x563px) Image search: [Google]

895KB, 1000x563px

I did this once. Sealed the deal by saying " Yea, I'm alright. I was just falling for you [winky face] I later fucked that bitch a few months later, pumped and then dumped

File: l04he.jpg (27KB, 399x385px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 399x385px

>I nut alittle bit

File: 1435627477853.gif (1MB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 250x250px

>>36659971

>The note had a very crude picture of a pair of tits drawn on it
>wut
>"You want my tits anon? Meet me at the library at the end of 8th Period ;)"
>This is too much for mein loins
>It's only 2nd period
>I can't wait that long
>Nervously pace back and forth in the halls for several hours
>No faculty stopped me, my autism is well known
>8th period rolls around
>I walk to the library where I see her waiting for me

File: what the heck.jpg (508KB, 1116x995px) Image search: [Google]

508KB, 1116x995px

>>36660026
go on op my, peepee wont be hard forever

>>36660026

>Mein loins

It's *meine* loins, retard.

File: are you well.jpg (52KB, 600x604px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 600x604px

>>36660026
>do something to show weakness
>female is attracted to it
dropped

File: 1452282745798.gif (2MB, 245x246px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 245x246px

>>36660026

>"Hey anon, i'm glad you remembered to come by"
>O-oh I wouldn't forget this for the world my precious
>"wanna go for a spin? We can get some mackers or something"
>Is this what love is like
>Have that feeling in my stomach after you take that relieving shit
>Just comfortable emptiness
>I attempt to sound cool
>"yeah sure babe, only if i can suck on your tits"
>Discovered what alpha autism in that moment
>She just stares
>For about 5 seconds
>You don't understand how slow 5 seconds go by
>She laughs awkwardly
>We walk to her car and drive off
>Make small talk about cloud formations for the entire ride
>We pull up to her house
>This isn't mcdonalds
>"Wanna come inside Anon?"
>Y-y-y-yes I yabba dabba do

>>36660152
>tfw she tricks anon into hanging himself
>he falls for it because m-muh autism
plox noes

>>36660152
There's no way he got laid at the end of this, and I never did. This isn't real. It's not.

This is the worst, fakest story I've ever read. Fuck off underage redditor.

>>36660208

You think someone would do that? Just come on the internet and tell lies?

this is really fucking horrible

File: 1451455710826.gif (771KB, 240x180px) Image search: [Google]

771KB, 240x180px

>>36660152

>Nobody is home
>Walk through her house like a ghost in the grave yard
>As if I'm stepping into a sacred place, I don't want to desecrate the peaceful nature
>She sits me down in the kitchen as she changes out of her school uniform
>inb4 Chris Hansen'd
>She comes out wearing a crop top and short shorts
>Le anime nose bleed
>"How do I look anon?"
>Like a million clams my guy
>I give a shaking thumbs up and retarded smile
>She giggles
>"Wanna see my room?"
>My heart stops
>I've dreamed of smelling her sheets, for those are where she lays
>"Of course, I knew I-I'd be here one day" followed by awkward wink
>She stares again, quit fucking staring at me
>She walks to her room and I follow
>She closes the door behind me

>>36660238

Nope, this is perfect /r9k/. It's all there. The recognition of personal faults, the hope for qt despite the overwhelming faults and a little bit of fantasy to make it all happen.

Keep telling your shitty story OP.

File: blk.png (601KB, 586x708px) Image search: [Google]

601KB, 586x708px

>>36660286
>"alright anon, mind sitting down on the bed?"
>Sure m'lady. I will obey all your commands
>4 seconds of silence pass
>Ha ha..anon you're so funny
>Check this out!
>she drops them pants
>"oh shizzle ding!
>then the whole world comes crashing down
>The bulge returns ll.jpeg
>I hope you won't mind anon. You were expecting a girl pucci but it was boipucci all along!
>my pride drops to the floor
>I open the door
>Everyone walks the dinosaur

File: cuck get out.png (706KB, 594x924px) Image search: [Google]

706KB, 594x924px

>>36660398
now its confirmed gake and fay, and not funny. sega.

>>36660286
>"You see anon, I've been wanting to get you alone for the longest time, I didn't know how you felt about me when all you would do is fucking stare at me."
>I've done it alot
>Can you blame me, one doesn't stare at art just once
>"W-w-well you see..."
>Couldn't get out my words as she pushes me on the bed
>O god
>I'm getting raped
>Finally
>She jumps on top of me and grabs my face with both of her hands, ever so softly
>My heart is beating erratically
>She leans in for a kiss
>My tunnel snake is exiting the vault rather quickly and docks in her ass crack
>"Someones excited" she says while giggling
>She reaches for my junk

>>36660398
das not op