god dammit /r9k/ thanks to all those wendy's shills I know

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If it helps, the real Wendy is a fatass.

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>>36656985
Thank you for helping to spread the truth.

Wendy's makes me shit like a mother. My asshole feels like it's on fire when I'm down expelling that shit from my body. The only other fast food restaurant that's worse is burger king. I'm on the pot within 10 minutes of finishing whatever I eat there

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>>36656985

E X T R A T H I C C W E N D Y

>>36656985
I would like her to breastfeed me

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>>36656985
She fat? Shes perfect then.

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>>36656985
I like how she put herself in commercials for about a single month before they realized having a fatass as your burger spokesperson is retarded. And she was ugly fat in those commercials too. Not one of the %1er fat models that somehow look okay in the face.
I wonder if Dave Thomas ever dressed her up in those stockings and skirt and shoes as a little kid and played 'don't tell anyone' hide the pickle games with her, would explain why she got fat..
Op post more

Feel the same OP ruined no fap week only got to 2 days

They're trying to corner the market of meme advertising or something, but I feel like they didn't really know what they were dealing with or something. I don't know if they wanted their IP becoming known as a smug sex object.

I can't complain though, more Wendy r34 is never a bad thing

>>36657513

At this point, I'm positive that they're actively encouraging her portrayal as a sex object.

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>>36657311
Here you go friend
I have a few others

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>>36657666
Hey would you look at that! I got satan digits!

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>>36657691
all right this is the last one I have

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>>36656934
Post more lewd Wendy lazy

>>36656934

is there any r34 of ronald mcdonald fucking wendy?

>>36656985
Wait what, Wendy is an actual person?

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>>36657767
Yes. Dave Thomas's daughter. They used her for a month before they replaced her with a 'hot' wendy

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>>36657831
Just like Dave Thomas used her up before she hit puberty

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>>36657765
yes, here you go
and remember, there is a porn of everything

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>>36657691
It looks like a smooth piece of shit with mayo on it.

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Wendy's is for lewds

who else here has noticed that the top of the shirt in the wendy's logo spells "MOM"

>>36658020
allot of people did a few years ago

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I like cartoons that tell a story

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Wendy's likes it

I biked 5 miles and back just to get a burger and fries and drink at Wendys today because of all this.

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Carl OP pls nerf

>>36657513
This. Wise words. They played with fire. Typical corporate short sight. They'll pay for this for years.

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Cum inside?

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>>36658208
They midwestern inncent, they are looted in Ohio. I bet they like trump on the down low.

>>36657513
>>36657574
they absolutely do not give a shit about the connotation

nobody will stop buying wendy's because people on the internet want to fuck the mascot
they are operating under the assumption that if it's on the internet, someone will want to fuck it anyway, so who cares? court the disposable income of NEETS who want to fuck 2d lolis and nothing will change except more neckbeards will buy wendy's

>>36658278
>They midwestern inncent, they are looted in Ohio. I bet they like trump on the down low.
lolu tk him 2da bar|?

>>36658321

uh-oh

ban inbound

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How many costomers does Wendy's have to serve a day to fill her cum bowl and not starve to death?
State your answer as kcal as a function of customers per day.

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>>36658321
Sorry for the typos?

>>36658402
About 5 kcal per load so
F(x)=5x
Where x is dicks served per day. For 900 kcal poor Wendy would need about 180 men.
For a healthy 1200 kcal per day diet she would need 240 men. If she is open for 12 hours, that's about a guy every 3 minutes.
...
....
...
The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland

Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

Water
Vitamin C
Citric acid
Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity
Zinc
Prostaglandins

jacking it to Wendy is late capitalism at its finest: your 2d porn is literally sponsored by a fast food company

>>36656985
I had a history teacher that looked like her. She would refuse to admit she was wrong to the point where if she was contradicted by a textbook or documentary she would declare it inaccurate.

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>>36659050
A country can hope for nothing greater

>>36656934
who is the artist?
oregano

>>36659289
This artist should have had her sitting on a dudes face eating a burger instead of on the dick.

I had Wendy's tonight. I get the spicy chicken sandwich combo with a small chili.

What's all this about?

>>36658246
I'd probably read this if this were a comic

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>fapping to a food chain mascot

Truly this is freedom at its finest.

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>>36657885
Fuck whoever handles that twitter is a fucking beast.

>>36658759
Damn. She'd have to be a god at oral to even get her basic calorie needs met.

>>36659473
A certain someone from /ic/ launched a worldwide art trend. Bless 4chan.

>>36657307
high cholesterol kek

>>36658168
who is the spy vs spy motherfucker in the middle

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>>36659050
tfw i fapped to flo from progressive

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>>36657885
FUCKIN GOTIM BOOOOOOIIIS

>>36656985
T H I C C

It's originally t h i c c, too

>>36659745
Some sort of pizza joint in the midwest, around Michigan I think. I tried searching it up but holy shit the U.S. has dozens of pizza chains and I'm too lazy. I think they're popular for their cheese or something.

>>36659814
thanks senpai i was gonna guess white castles or something

>>36659836
I just checked, it's a place called Rocky Rococo's

>>36656934
I for one am glad for the influx of new Wendy rule 34. I remember checking a year or two back and there were only a couple of shitty images, usually involving other fast food mascots. Once again the universe offers me another threadbare reason to go on in life.

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>>36658168
Is me ese.

>>36659745
>>36660101

Muy original vato loco

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>>36659050
>my ancestors wouldn't even be able to fathom the things I masturbate to

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>>36659050
You say this as if it is a bad thing

>>36657050
There's something very special and subtle about this post.

>>36660233

Sometimes there's humor in the calm and simple truth.

>>36658198
>tfw no Jack in the Box, Carl Jr's, or whichever restaurants the oven mitt and Noid represent in Canada

>>36658246
>baby face bob
>troy trojan
i'm not a native burgerlander who are these

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they're going all out

>>36660414
This is the original post by the creator on Deviantart where he explains each one. http://silentsketcher.deviantart.com/art/Fast-Food-Mafia-final-131302790

Apparently "Babyface" Bob is supposed to be a reference to a Quizno's commercial (and not the chain Bob's Big Boy like I suspected) and the other one is Sonic.

>>36657034
What is this thicc Aku meme

>>36660459
Post more oppai Wendy

>>36660617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqQOGTshak

>>36658246
This would unironically be great, especially if they based The Colonel on actual Harland Sanders.

https://www.damninteresting.com/colonels-of-truth/

>>36656934
>tfw Jack will never pound your boipucci

>>36658182
I left my apartment for the first time in 3 months and walked 2 miles just to try a Wendy's burger.

>>36661321
>>36658182
good goys
keep giving your shekels because an "LOL SAVAGE BRUH XD" meme

>>36661419
>because an "LOL SAVAGE BRUH XD" meme

Nah, it was more so that I was just tired of eating from McDonald's and wanted something new.

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>>36657987
I love this shit unironically.

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>>36661761
Smug, sassy Wendy is the best new meme.

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officially claimed wendy as my waifu
no one can lewd her ever again

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Wendy is cute!

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I'm having fun with this one.

>>36656985
Dan Schneider coulda took a whack at ol' Wendy, but he was too late to the party.

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I hope this doesn't bite them in the ass. It's cute.

>>36659050
And that is a problem why?

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>>36662442
I'm sure it won't
hopefully they embrace it like cheetos did

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Soft serve and delouse ice cream

>>36662503
i don't like that one bit
not one single smidgeon

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>>36662501
They'd be crazy not to.

>>36662508
it's not FOR you, NORMAN

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>>36659050
You ain't an American if you don't jack off to fast food mascots.

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>>36662525
Using force to slap that jiggly,meaty fat ass, making a satisfying clap, then you grapple the cheeks with both hands and spread them apart, part her thong to one side and slide in rawdawg. She hands you a baconator while you fuck her in the pussy. Yeah!

Took ppl long enough. Ive been lewding wendy for 14 years. Especial a few yrs ago when they slightly changed her face and made her more anime loli looking. I claimed her before most of you went thry puberty so fuck off

>>36662532
That's
well
adorable
now I'm going to draw your attention to my previous post >>36662226
as you can see wendy and her likeness are mine by rights
i'll happily tolerate cute drawings and i'll even occasionally turn a blind eye to lewds if they portray her in a way i find favorable
your literal shitpost does not qualify
delet

>>36662580
YOU DON'T LEWD A WAIFU
THEREFORE YOU HAVEN'T CLAIMED HER
THEREFORE SHE WAS AVAILABLE
THEREFORE I HAVE CLAIMED HER
THEREFORE YOU MUST GO

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>>36662576
God bless America.

Originaly American.

>>36662604
I lewded her for just me after we got married you dumb shit. Its okay if youre serious and dedicated to eachother. What happens behind closed doors you frick. Stop claiming what is rightfully mine. Our love has immunity and everything you say canonically isnt the truth. You were almost two decades late you miscreant

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This is some High. Level. Marketing.

>>36656934
Never even set a foot in their restaurant and i already hate Wendys, how to get brand recognition at the price of everyone hating your brand

>>36662802
It only turns off the fags so who cares? That's like 10% of the population of the earth.

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>>36662683
ha
if only you could have heard my audible chortle
listen grandpa
you love her, i get it
but you need to move on
it didn't happen for you, it never will
Wendy wants to be with me, and to be honest, i am 100% positive I will treat her better than you ever could
if drawing your little lewds and getting a halfhearted little drip out of your enfeebled small fry is the only thing keeping you from offing yourself, then so be it as long as you keep it to yourself
but don't pretend like it means anything
because honestly
it just makes me and wendy laugh

>>36656934
This kind of thing makes me incredibly uncomfortable
corporations are food, not friends
Forgetting this is how they can exploit people and get away with it

>>36662817
>you don't like a weeb mascot = you're gay
Well that is an interesting conclusion to draw from this, how about you go back to flipping burgers, marketing clearly isn't your strong suite

>>36658198
You know, seeing The Noid made me think of Candlejack. Someone should add him into tha

>>36660375
The Noid is dominos

>>36662841
Asuka worst girl

>>36660375
>>36662934
and the oven mitt is arby's

>>36662944
i hate to tell you you're wrong, but you are in fact wrong

>>36662903
>Candlejack posting
What fucking faggot, I mean serious

>>36662841
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I JUST FUCKING CUT MYSELF BECAUSE OF YOU DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH AND DONT TALK ABOUT MY WAIFU LIKE WE HAVNT BEEN IN LOVE LONGER THAN YOUR SHITTY LIFE FUCK I CANT STOP BLEEDING

>>36657885
Jesus Christ whoever runs their twitter needs a goddamned raise right fucking now

I am passionate about this

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>>36662971
that is quite the reaction
i hope "your wife" isn't watching
oh wait
"your" wife belongs to me
and the air of smug pity resonating off her is palpable
>we havnt been in love longer than your shitty life
>hanvnt
sad!

>>36657024
You sure Taco Bell isnt down there too? It's pretty bad.

>>36657767
Yeah, Dave Thomas started a burger joint and named it after his daughter which is kinda sweet

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Imagine being so sexually frustrated that you actually want to fuck a fast food mascot.
What kind of loser would you have to be?

>>36663047
Why do you do this? Do you enjoy my pain? You win okay, im going to blow my fucking head off i hope youre happy. Tell wendy.. That i love her :(

>>36663126
Well what do you expect when you post pictures like that

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>>36663126
Imagine being in 2020 where the food mascots are actually fuckable

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>>36663128
toodleoo you decrepit old man, your death has been a long time coming
and believe me, i am happy
or should i say
we are happy
that's right
i don't have to tell wendy anything
she knows

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>>36663136
Are you some kind of desperate virgin? The type that's into being insulted by girls? That's sad. You're sad.

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>>36663126
oragani

>>36662580
>>36662604
>>36662683
>>36662841
>>36662971
>>36663047
>>36663128
>>36663185
Wtf am i reading? I hope wendys corporation realizes they are making mentally ill people fight on the internet and commit suicide. The world wasnt ready for this

>>36663237
>Implying corporations don't make all the mentally ill people fight on the internet and commit suicide by consequence of their existence

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>>36663237
t. a young boy never to find love

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>>36656985
I'd let her foundle my micro-penis.

Can we just say AMERICA FUCK YEAH?

I don't see epic shit like this coming out if yurope

>>36657008
that nigga looks like a survivor from Auschwitz that stole the rations from of other jews

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>>36659050
You better not be implying that this is somehow a bad thing

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this is the best wendy

>ywn be the bastard in charge of a company's main IP's twitter
>ywn earn your company millions by engaging rival companies and IPs in ruthless banter and coming out on top
>ywn be the voice/brain of a qt mascot, becoming smugger each day as thousands screencap your tweets and post lewds of "you"
I CAN'T TAKE IT

>>36657929
So Wendy's then?

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>>36663542
Fat, not thick.

>>36664924
>shadfag
Ew.