>mfw i just want to make friends online >mfw everyone hates

>>36656872
you shoud b my gf

Kill yourself for blackmailing people, you droopy titted bitch.

>>36656872
kys and stop making these bait threads

Just go suck cocks for $5 a pop. Whore.

>>36656872
You should help me pay my rent too?

>>36656872
What hobbies/interests do you have?

You really don't need to tell people online that you're a camwhore if you want make friends. Of course most people won't be comfortable with that.

>>36656872
How exactly do you make any money cam whoring with a face like that

Oh wait
You are a woman

>>36657704
>You really don't need to tell people online that you're a camwhore if you want make friends.
This. If you must have friends, why don't you befriend other camwhores?

>>36656872
are you some fake superficial bitch?
if so kill yourself.
if not, we can be friends, maybe. only if you draw me a picture of a bear.

im not even a troll post.

>>36657749
Not op, but I can send you a picture of a clip art bear with watermarks

>>36657829
i already know OP is a troll and wont respond or take seriously replies.

i want real hand drawn bears by anyone regardless of skill level

>>36657749
superficial probably, im a vain bitch but not fake

just kind of lonely and wanting to make online friends

give me a few minutes to draw a bear

>>36657829
Ill appreciate your work and take your bear

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>>36657860>>36657749

OP delivering

>>36657985
I plan to kill myself someday, How do we keep contact? I'll be your friend Op.

>>36658032
same honestly and give me your discord ill send a request

>>36658050
thickice19
#9405

b my gf
You can live with me rent free, I will provide food and you just need to cook once in a while, i can give you like 200-300 a week in spending money too

>>36658085
im a terrible cook i actually burnt dinner tonight :(

post cam whore stream, that's what you want right?

Is that you, /mystery/?

Come back, lolcow misses you! ~

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>>36658106
i really don't care, I just meant you'd have to cook at least for yourself
if you are in the new england area lmk, Im not even going for anything sexual here, you;d have your own room and stuff

>>36658125
posted it earlier in thread
>>36658134
who tf is mystery

>>36656872
you should stop pretending to be a girl for (you)s

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>all the robots that posted stories of them falling in love with camwhores
>they all act friendly just for their money
>once the money stops coming they bail fast
>the robots always takes it hard

I'm not going to end up like those anons, fuck that. Your job is literally acting friendly to betas, and showing them your tits for money. Even I wouldn't trust you.

>>36658085
I'm a 23 year old girl, would you want me? I wouldn't really be your gf though, like I wouldn't kiss you or do anything inappropriate with you. I also wouldn't be sleeping around with people so I don't think you'd get upset. I'm not attractive anyway, but I went to culinary school.

>>36656872

Post your tits and/or a link to your cam show

>>36658171
you sound ok
i'd hang with you

>>36658149

Bitch where, I ain't seen it

>>36658142
haha sorry i actually really like where i live rn!!
>>36658157
can give whatever proof needed, my pussy is already all over the internet lmao
>>36658158
it does work out for the guy sometimes desu. one guy started off buying my nudes, then became my sugar daddy, now we're actually dating.
>>36658180
earlier in thread

>>36658251
oh lmao my bad

tinylilfae on twitter (most active), pornhub, chaturbate, manyvids etc

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>>36658068
aheanarth on discord, we can hang out for sure

>>36658263
Then show your pussy with a timestamp faggot

>>36658263

You're a liar and now I'm mad

FUCK OFF, FAE BREEM

>>36658324
i need the numbery bit too
>>36658335
give me a sec, anything specific you want the sign to say?
>>36658336
what am i lying about
>>36658342
breen

I'd like to be your friend, but only if we have at least one thing in common. Do you like anime? What's your favourite genre of music? Would you be willing to take the occasional lewd picture for my eyes only and make me feel special?

>>36658379
Please post a timestamp to prove that you're real. Make it say 'i hope you have a nice day today anon' with the time and date.

>>36658379
Write "this pussy was made for robot dick"

lol you're pretty fat.

and i'll give you 75 bucks for those pink panties if you shit in them.

>>36658263
>it does work out for the guy sometimes desu. one guy started off buying my nudes, then became my sugar daddy, now we're actually dating.

how is that a good thing? is it good that after he gave you enough money you realised that having him as a boyfriend would be more profitable? disgusting. guy's a moron.

>>36656872
You look like this girl I used to know called Devon.

>>36656872

> Dont reveal your gender
> No voice chat
> Have fun and dont be a bitch (also dont be a pussy, no bully goes both sides)

Its really easy...

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Another great example of why women can't be robots

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>>36658409
yes i like anime, my music taste widely varies oh no i hate that question and yes i fi get conversation in return because i need people to talk to during the day lmao

delivering- also the pubes were blue, someone bought me special dye to do it, but now its faded so it looks weird srry

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>>36658263
>"it does work out for the guy sometimes desu. one guy started off buying my nudes, then became my sugar daddy, now we're actually dating."

What a horrible story to how you met your bf.
Sounds like he is a beta that had to impress you with money. Plus you dated him because of his money. I definitely wouldn't want to be your friend, or the fat old guy that is probably your bf.

>>36658379
#8604
soviet flag picture
currently online
can't send messages because of some bot, says we need a mutual server but I'm only on dead ones

>>36658430
no after spending enough time with him i realized i genuinely cared about him. hes a cool dude and he has a nice dick

>>36658546
That's not what I asked for on the timestamp faggot

>>36656872
>>mfw im too depressed to get a """real""" job and i dont have any other options

Should have gotten married.
Too bad no decent man will want you now.

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>>36658546
oh boyu

>>36658546
Post pooper pplz xd

>>36658546
Post your Discord and I'll add you, or a throwaway email address. I don't want to post my Discord ITT. What's your favourite anime?

>>36658595
funny how you don't mention all the material things he gave you, altough you did mention his dick, of course. women like you are parasites.

>>36658546

Uh what's going on with your pubes? Are they green/grey?

>>36658564
this
>had to pay and show financial success in order to even spend time around the girl
>being dated strictly for his money
women are such filthy disgusting creatures. not that i expect any degree of quality from a camwhore at that but still. pure fucking filth that should be culled from the world.

>>36658614
someone asked for something on it before you sorry
>>36658571
not working
>>36658623
im only 19

>>36656872
>mfw never be paid for letting people see my body
such is life as a guy

>>36658171
>I'm a 23 year old girl, would you want me? I wouldn't really be your gf though, like I wouldn't kiss you or do anything inappropriate with you. I also wouldn't be sleeping around with people so I don't think you'd get upset. I'm not attractive anyway, but I went to culinary school.
>>36658678
>im only 19

Hmmmmmm.

>>36658546
>granny pubes
Did your latest hair dying session go a bit wrong?

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>>36658678
>im only 19

And?

>>36658678
fuck, mistyped, it's 8609
already sent the request few minutes ago

>>36658698
>>36658698
>>36658698
What did she mean by this? Originality.

>>36658698
thats someone elses post my dude not me

also i didnt go to culinary school i was just talking about burning dinner

>>36658701
i had to bleach them blonde before i dyed them blue so the color would be more vibrant but now its faded so its this weird blonde-green mess

>>36658546
rotten hair

>>36658764
Oh. Well, post your Discord or a throwaway so we can be pals. A-Also, please post a timestamped picture of your cute butthole.

>>36658734
still not working
fae
#4838

>>36658764
Post another frontal pussy pic but with you standing up, I like how there is just a slit there instead of a penis.

>>36658815
Not him but I added you.

>>36658546
Can some anon here explain why people are paying to see this when they could see better for nothing?

How attractive as a guy do you have to be to make money off camwhoring?

>>36658942
that's actually a good question, I'd love not having to work at a factory but I can't let the revolution down

>>36658942
Chad or twink tier, with a big dick as well.
Or you can just stream vidya and hope you catch on. Instead of looks you'd need to be entertaining instead.

wow i just checked your twitter and would def not pay for your nudes

>>36658940
i think its because there is some interaction involved but that is just my silly little theory

I usually play in the late AM, any robotos who want to play OW or HotS, add me.


Llama#1723

>>36659026
i try to be entertaining and interact with everyone, i think thats at least part of my appeal!

>>36658546
what the fuck is that

coming on r9k sure gives me a confidence boost

>>36658546
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-ROTTEN!!