>"Anon...is the rumor true? Are you actually a virgin?

>>36654644
>"Fat... is the pudgy face true? Are you actually a lardo?" You know we have to report you to the fat-farm runaway program... right? sorry, but its for the safety of 75lbs of food a day..."

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you'll never take me alive!! allahukekbar!

Can I see right's titties though?

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>>36654644
>"thats nice but why are you believing rumors and how did you break into my house and WHATS THAT OVER THERE"
>rips off shirt revealing bomb

See this is the part where if I say yes you'll believe me and if I say no you'll think I'm telling a lie or vice versa so how about we engage in a round of russian roulette and you can erase all doubt whether I'm telling the truth or a lie that I have at least once played russian roulette making me a non russian roulette virgin