>Every cock I've ever seen curves up >Mine curves

>>36653345

You were born to fuck in outerspace

>>36653367
How so, I'm no astronaut

>>36653388

Don't worry, I believe in you and your downward curving dick

>>36653345
Post a pic so i can get a better idea of what's going on down there. I might be able to help

Tfw mine curves to the right

>>36653345
This is good go on Grindr and do goss work fuck boipussy a cock that bends down is what every man wants, it will milk their prostate

>>36653527
But I no butt fucking

Mine is completely straight. Should I try running into a wall with a boner, or would that make it smaller?

mine is the same. but think about it, girls like doggystyle and missionary, so it prob won't affect comfort.

>>36653345
Girls won't want to sleep with you because of your personality. You don't have to worry about your dick, the odds of a woman ever seeing it are almost 0.

>>36653345

>curves to the left at a nearly 45 degree angle

Fucking murder me

>>36653449
Me too. Everyone, put your hands in the air and send OP's dick your power.
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Everyone with fucked up dicks needs to post a pic

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>>36654520
Unless I send them to random people's phones. Then at least some women will see my dick.

Mine does that too. As long as you're big enough you won't get many complaints. Doggystyle is even better for the girl with this kind of dick, even if it's not as A E S T H E T I C, which is great for me since it's my favorite position. Also it's easier for a girl to throat you since you naturally curve down her throat.

>>36654626
If I may make a suggestion, start wearing a trenchcoat with nothing underneath on public transportation. Then loads of women will get to see your dick.

>get erection
>dick is almost parallel to my body
>feels strained when pushing it horizontal

Is this normal?

>>36654741
I'm sorry but you broke your peepee anon

It's over man