Do you remember the first time you fapped? I was just lying

Yes, and it was the year you were born, appearently

Also lay in bed stroking the dick more and more and suddenly discovered orgasms. Mind you, there was no internet for most people back then

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Yeah because it's kind of funny.
I was on the computer like literally seperatist from my mom by a wall and an open door. I was about 11.
So I'm stroking my dick to this sports illustrated body paint video with Irina Shayk and this discharge comes out of my dick hole. Precum obviously, but my 11 year old self didn't know that. Thought I broke my dick so I freaked out and told my mom and she had to tell me to chill out and it's okay.

Thanks for helping through the crisis, mom.

I didn't masturbate for the first time until I was nearly 15

Is this unusual?

>>36653145
Kindergarden I would lay on the ground press my penis against it and orgasm, was not hard though

1st grade started getting erections ALL the time started jerking off

3rd grade caught fucking a big ball of playdough

4th grade caught jerking off in locker room of private school

5th start getting my dick sucked by friend

6th grade caught fucking his ass on a sleep over

6th grade tried to fap with carmex it burns

6th grade caught fucing my ass with moms dildo

6th grade caught shoving a pencil inside my penis..

I could go on and on but ya

>>36653145
When I was around 10 I realized that I liked boobs so I looked it up on the internet. Then I started watching porn. I didn't masturbate, I just watched it. When I turned 11, I went onto omegle and a girl showed me her tits and told me to show her my dick. I did and she started playing with her tits and she told my to rub my dick. I did and it eventually ejaculated. That was the first time I did it. Little did I know it was probably some middle aged man playing a video and recording me

>>36653145
I remember I almost passed out when I stroke my dick for the first time.

>>36653145

I sort of humped my mattress.

Yeah.

I was taught how to fap by my friend's bipolar older brother when I was 10.
We took turns browsing hentai in the small computer room, fapping using our spit as lube.

>>36653250
Probably yes. I mean many people have their first time at that age.

kasia blue dildo
first time i came had a little bit come out, barely even dribbled out just a little droplet

>>36653557
>spit as lube

Same here man, it's the best

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>>36653145
>TFW attempted to fap at 10, couldn't due to lack of sensitivity from circumcision

>TFW still have problems

Fucking dammit, parents. You're going to pay for Foregen, even if means getting my inheritance early.

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>>36653145
I remember it clear as day.
I was reading that passage in IT from Stephen King where he describes that girl getting fucked by here abusive husband or something around the beginning of the book.
13 year old me vaguely heard about how to fap, fed the geese for 20 minutes through the sheer power of imagination before I came into a coma

>>36653145

I was twelve. I was in the shower. I'd seen the jerking-off hand gesture that people sometimes use in conversation, so I decided to try it.

I jerked off for a while and I felt like I was about to come and I got nervous and stopped. I got out of the shower, and my dick had a wide ring around it. Like, about a two inch band of my dick was raised up swollen, I could poke it with my finger. It's hard to even explain. I've never seen my dick do this again. I'll never know what it was. Maybe I just had so much cum saved up that it actually distorted my dick somehow.

I let the swelling go down, it took several minutes. Then I fapped again and almost passed out in the shower when I came.

I was in 6th grade and 11 years old. I had been watching porn for a couple of weeks and decided to try what the dudes did at the end. I was blown away.

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>11/12 years old
>summer
>go to my room to change after swimming in the pool
>dick is a little sensitive from the pool water, slightly chubbed up
>remember my friends at school talking about jacking off
>decide to give it a go
>grab some lotion from the bathroom and start stroking like crazy
>cum all over my stomach after almost a minute
>stare down at my fresh goo pile in amazement at what I've just discovered
Been cranking it ever since. I'm 26 now and haven't skipped a day

i touched myself and rubbed up against random objects when I was pretty young (5ish) but my first orgasm was when I was 12 and humping a pillow and i thought my vagina was breaking or something bc i didn't know what climax was supposed to feel like

>>36653145
>Lying in bed
>Start feeling horny; erection
>I normally deal with this by pretending I'm cuddling, since I don't understand the feeling
>See moderately sized teddy bear; fairly big compared to my short stature
>"That's roughly human shape..."
>"M-maybe I should see what sex feels like..."
>Get between its legs and just start humping with eyes closed
>>I'm not mentally getting off to the idea of fucking an animal, h-hentaina baka!
>Feel convulsions
>Cum all over the stuffed animal
>Panic and hide it
>This is how I fap for 2 years until I discover my hand

>>36653145
first time I fapped the conventional way, I was 13. Before that I would slap, tickle and roughhouse my dick

>be me
>11 or 12 maybe
>parents never had the sex talk with me
>just gave me some vaguely kid-friendly but also clinical book about how sex worked
>did not want to ever discuss this with them so this was the best option
>skim the book
>has a few pages on masturbation
>read them quickly
>somehow come away from it thinking that all i need to do to cum is to be really, really aroused and then when i try to pee, cum will come out instead

>parents leave the house one night for some reason
>think about girls butts or whatever for a while
>dick is throbbing
>pull it out
>start thinking "cum! cum!" to myself while angling my dick into a large empty fountain drink cup
>pee a little bit
>realize i have fucked up

>reread chapter a few days later
>figure it out
>take a bath that night
>get hard
>actually fap correctly
>cum EVERYWHERE, all over myself and in the bathwater
>my first experience with post-orgasm disgust
>immediately get out and towel it off and drain the tub
>put on some sweatpants
>go play videogames
>cum starts leaking out of my dick

i think i was a little freaked out because i wasn't 100% on the mechanics but once i got the hang of it i never stopped
masturbation is fantastic
nofap people are really pointlessly denying themselves one of the great pleasures in life

>>36653145
>7th grade
>sat at a table with three normies in science class
>one they they start talking about their shower routines
>one of them mention's they use coconut shampoo
>the dwarf normie instantly speaks up (he was pretty much the leader of that small group of normies)
>"dude I love coconut shampoo, it feels so good on my dick"
>nigga wut
>was sheltered and didn't understand why anyone would want to put stuff on their dick, or why it would feel good
>"Only regular coconut shampoo, nothing else gets the feeling quite right"
>I was intrigued by this
>that night when I was taking a shower, remembered what the dwarf had taught us
>I had the right shampoo
>went to town
>my world changed that night
>gotta admit, the normies do have some solid techniques

>friend in grade school talks about getting boners
>Ask him what that is
>explains
>go home that day and rub my dick
>use two hands because idk what the fuck im doing
>all of a sudden extreme pleasure
>no longer hard
>tried to do it again but couldn't get hard again
was like 7 at the time. few years later I started jizzing then it all started making sense

I was told by friends to move it up and down but I was moving it forwards and backwards. It took me a few tries to nail the technique

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>grow up in catholic household
>taught that masturbation is a sin
>no idea how to do it, no will to find out
>6 siblings so even if i wanted to tempt the wrath of god i assumed they would find out
>be 15
>join high school swim team
>shitty at swimming
>one day after practice two of the seniors are talking
>one says she bought a vibrator at spencer's
>overhear this
>think she's talking about a back massager or something
>ask her what that is
>they laugh at me and call me sheltered
>feel bad

>parents finally let me use a laptop by myself after i turned 15
>before that i had to use the public computer in the living room
>look up "vibrator"
>immediately realize it's some sort of sex thing
>intrigued but also incredibly guilty
>end up seeing some weird anatomical chart that explains the clit and how masturbation works
>doesn't call it "masturbation"
>try it out
>feels fucking fantastic
>realize when i was younger i used to hump this silky cover thing on a sofa
>same thing

>don't orgasm
>every time i get close it feels like i'm gonna pee
>also don't really realize what i'm doing
>start reading erotic literature on my personal laptop
>constant pangs of guilt because i am sinning
>feels good though
>eventually read a story that connects the dots (a guy makes a girl masturbate for him i think)
>realize i have been masturbating but not to orgasm
>still torn up about this
>gradually becoming disillusioned with the church anyway
>still worried i will go to hell for touching myself

>months pass
>descend deeper and deeper into the internet
>eventually my catholic guilt starts to go away
>basically stop believing in god at all
>still have to do jesus stuff with my family
>start watching actual porn instead of reading it
>figure out how to orgasm from watching lesbians
>around this time start going to 4chan
>parents start to get worried about "changes in my personality"
>think it means they've discovered i masturbate
>they were right

>be me in 3rd grade
>Really good at climbing shit. Especially up poles
>One day climb up a pole and start to feel really good around my dick area
>realize this happens when i climb up said poles
>start climbing poles at recess to get off
>Stop for some reason and start using my hand about three years later

>>36653250
I didn't start masturbating until I was 21.

>>36653250
First masturbation session for me was age 19.

>>36653145
Watching porn, I didn't know about cum, I just kept rubbing because it felt good. When the pressure and pleasure was mounting, I ran to the bathroom because I thought it was piss that was about to explode, and I ejaculated over the shitter, then closely inspected the liquid which seemed peculiar because it lacked the smell of piss. After I realised it wasn't disgusting, I kept rubbing off for the rest of the day.

>>36653145
Sort of. I rubbed the tip and was really surprised when I came. I always masturbated by just rubbing the tip on my palm at first.

In eighth grade, to a Britney Spears fake nude.

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>4th grade
>have a rough idea of what sex is
>hanging out with girl from next door in my room
>sitting on my bed facing each other
>we start doing what little kids do and start comparing our private parts
>dick is rock solid
>notice it feels good when I rub it with my fingers so I keep doing it while she lets me stick my finger in her hairless cunny
>a small strand of cum shoots out of my dick
>lands on her thigh
>she freaks out and runs out of the house
>tells her mom I peed on her
>her mom tells my mom
>grounded
>her mom won't let me see her anymore and she refuses to talk to me until she eventually moves away a couple years later
Fucked me up good, lads. Ended up not jacking off for real until I was 16 when the idea of masturbation was more normalized in my head.

>>36653145
I was 8 years old in 2003 when I first jacked off after having beaten Super Mario Sunshine on the GameCube. Jacked it too a pic of the "Harpie Girl" YuGiOh card.

>>36653145
Before the age of 8 I think? I started really fucking young, than stopped for some reason, that started again at like 12 to some tentacle shit. I don't know why the mood struck me, it just did.

>>36653145
I'd known what porn and masturbation were for a year and a half but had never bothered to do it myself(was age 12 at the time).

I distinctly remember that it was a video of a girl being fucked by a dildo, but the dildo had a miniature camera on the tip of it so you could see the inside of her asshole while she was using it.

>11
>discovered that rubbing my dick felt good in the shower
>couldnt do it standing up because idk i was sensitive or something
>lay on the floor in the bathroom and keep wackin it
>strange feeling
>holy shit im having an orgasm
>freak out
>get up and jump into the shower mid orgasm because i though i was ganna shoot jizz everywhere like some kind of fucking hentai
>nothing comes out

Fapping stopped really feeling good years ago.

>>36653256
Please go on
Bloxxxv blox

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>>36653256

>6th grade caught shoving a pencil inside my penis..

Like, in the foreskin, or into the urethra?

I was 6, maybe younger when I figured that rubbing my dick felt good while taking a bath. I eventually developed a technique where I would have my dick flat against my belly, put a damp washcloth over it and rub my hands over my covered cock.

I don't know if it's the case of it being different when you can't produce cum, or the effects of endorphins on a small body, or the fact those sensations were new and I hadn't got used to it then, but those were shattering orgasms.

I started doing frequently until I learned a bit more about sex and moved on to humping pillows around the age of 9. I think I was 11 when, while I was experimenting with a milking motion and inadvertently applied pressure on the downstroke, finally figured out masturbation. It was the biggest eureka moment of my life: I finally understood that wanking motion I had seen some people do and felt kinda dumb for not figuring it out before.

I was in 3rd grade. Was watching pokemon on tv and I felt my dick getting big when jessie showed up. I don't remember where the thought of rubbing it came from but I started rubbing it and eventually I came. For the longest time I thought I had discovered something that no one knew about and kept it a secret until 6th grade which was when I finally decided to tell my best friend. I don't know how my friend knew what fapping was but he did and he told me that that's what I had been doing for years. He also showed me the correct way of doing it

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i was 12, had just gotten out of the shower and was still in my towel when i lay on the bed watching Mean Girls. Prime Lindsay Lohan got my hormones active and next thing i knew i was playing with my dick. The tingling feeling started to feel good until i eventually "came" (you know when you're a kid you have an orgasm but you don't really cum).

>>36653250
I thought I was the only one. Holy shit, so it wasn't just me? I'd been watching some video with a teacher I found hot and just starting stroking away because I figured "now is as good a time to try this masturbating thing as any".

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Ive never masterbated. Am i special, mom?

>10 at the time
>heard about fapping before, but not what it was
>curious to learn more
>as some forum how to fap
>they laugh and someone actually tells me how
>try it out and don't really feel much until I cum
>literally paralyzed with pleasure
>get banned from forum for 'trolling'
>do it 5 - 7 times everyday

>>36653145
Yes. I had played around a bit but never masturbated until I came. The first time I ever came, I was wearing a onesie. I don't even know why I was wearing it since i've never owned one, but I remember the mess. I didn't know that would happen

I didn't have any idea what it was and it happened more or less by accident. I had to be pretty old like jr high. No brother no friends that would talk about sex stuff. Extremely sheltered. My parents thought the school taught sex ed and left it to that. The schools policy was the parents were responsible for that. Apparently I had shit tier parenting.

>>36653145
>2011
>13
Fuck me, I was about to call you underage

>>36653351
Aren't you worried at how there's probably a recording of you jacking off being passed around by pedos?

>tfw started fapping at 7

I never stood a chance.

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>>36656411
>foreskin
found the Eurofag

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>>36658852
>his dick wasnt chopped up when he was a baby
what a cuck am i right

>>36658852
Found the Jew. Get the fuck out.

>>36654132
This happened to me when I masturbated twice in one day for the first time and I thought I had cancer.