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>Be me
>17
>Finally get a gf after a long search
>She eventually spends the night at my house and becomes my first kiss.
>She wanted to fuck but my sister was home (I live in an apartment) so we didn't but I totally would've otherwise.
>A couple weeks later election happens, neither of us get much sleep.
>She comes to my house the next day because we're both skipping school.
>About to fuck
>She decides she's too tired and I don't want to pressure her.
>I break up with her a month later because she's super clingy.
>Meet a 8/10 upgrade on Tinder the next week.
Chat with her a lot, eventually meet her even though she lives pretty far from me (I live in NYC she lives in another town in Upstate New York).
>Meet her two more times, our third date was today.
>Kiss her and make out with her for the first time.
>She gets on top of me.
>Tells me she really likes me
>Really thinking I'm going to finally lose my virginity
>Sorry anon I'm on my period.
Why doesn't the universe want me to ever lose my virginity?
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Forgot to add that I'm 18 now, not underage b&
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nobody cares normie fuck off
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>>36652328
>I break up with her a month later because she's super clingy.
Clingy is good, Normie faggot.
>Meet a 8/10 upgrade on Tinder the next week.
Fuck off Chad.
>Why doesn't the universe want me to ever lose my virginity?
Boo hoo, you've had 2 gfs in 3 months. You're a normie faggot.
Never post here again.
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>>36653242
If I were a normie I'd be able to lose my virginity :( Whenever I'm with a girl on a date it's really hard for me to muster the strength to even hold her hand.
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>17
>finally
Wow, what a long and perilous journey
Maybe come back in another decade, normieshit
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>>36653305
>If I were a normie I'd be able to lose my virginity :(
You have a gf. You are not a robot.
You have had more than one in the space of 3 months. You are a chad.
You broke up with one because she was clingy, you're an asshole.
>Whenever I'm with a girl on a date it's really hard for me to muster the strength to even hold her hand.
>Waaaaaah im le cute socially awkward give me sympathy
This is like a fucking obese american coming to Albania and complaining about how hungry he is.
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n o r m i e
original
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>>36653305
You can't bait me, fucko.
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>>36653295
>>36653386
>3 months
>Election was in November
>It is April, nearly May now
>Autism confirmed
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>>36653532
>Autism confirmed
>Do I le fit in guys xd i said autism im like filthy frank
Please go back to r/4chan.
No one here likes you.
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