>be male >rub your pee pee for 30 seconds (it doesn't

>>36649095
>be male
>actually think

>>36649095
>be male
>contribute to society
>spend my time productively instead of masturbating constantly

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>>36649135
>be female
>spend the whole day touching my clit
>Chad slaves away at work to buy me sex toys
>mfw men think they're the ones winning out on this deal

>>36649095
God damn I hate that bitches face in pic related. Seriously is she supposed to be hot or funny or something? What the fuck I don't get it

Women OWN this society. Everything in it is made for them and their stupid bullshit is taken soo fucking seriously

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>>36649785
She's judging you for watching porn.

>>36649179
>be female
>get raped

Whoopsie

>>36649892
She actually advocated for porn recently.

I love this keep it coming

>>36649924
>be female
>get raped
>secretly enjoy it
>report to police to get money
>free sex and free money
>men think they have the good deal

>>36649892
>rashida
DESUIGNATED

Just so you know that americans, with their cut cocks, have the horniest and hardest cocks in the west. It all comes down to what you eat

>>36649095
I have a foreskin.
t. Not an an amerifat

>>36650100
She's Jewish, English, Welsh, and black.

>>36649179
>be chad
>have usles cunt at home who does nothing
>go out and find more chicks to fuck at the bar
>Stacy cant do this because it would make her a whore

>>36649179
>Be female
>Have noodle arms and can't defend yourself for shit.
>Men are stronger
>Men are more independent
>Men can actually deal with their emotions
>Men can chop down trees and fight fucking bears
>Men can stab someone in the throats with their manly penis, effectively killing them via lack of air supply, while you orgasm into their esophagus. A sick combination of blood and semen slowly drops down their body like honey, while you laugh maniacallly and begin tearing at the neck tendons with your masculinity.

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>>36649095
>be anon
>read ovious bait thread made by a dude posting as a female.
>sage thread
kek

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>>36649095
Get off your ass and exercise for once in your life if you want better orgasms.

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>>36649892
I really hope she is.