>be me
>see cool kid fumble his sandwich
>think it's my chance to be cool and plan to diveroll and catch it
>jump but fail to commit to the diveroll
>just jump the whole distance then hulkstomp his sandwich into the ground
why am i alive
>>36638968
Sounds fucking hilarious, you did good
Give it to the normies
>>36638968
>diving to save some chad's sandwich
How would that make you cool? That makes you bottom-of-the-barrel beta. It's just a sandwich.
>>36639020
i thought the diveroll would look cool and I'd also save his sandwich
>>36639047
Well all you did was a retarded jump then ruined his sandwich
Time to an hero
>>36638968
he got what he deserved
raised in hatred for normies