>tfw go downstairs and see a whole bunch of food on the table
>tfw didn't notice mom and her friend
>tfw mom says high and I turn and look
>tfw mom and her friend talking on the chairs
>tfw her friend sees me in my fucked up pjs
>tfw she asks my mom if I'm her son
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME I WOULD HAVE STAYED IN MY ROOM
That's the trick, anon.
Don't wear PJs.
what kind of pjs
>>36633076
a red shirt that is one size bigger than what I wear
and some halo pajama bottoms that I cut and made into shorts
>>36632519
>mom comes in room with her friend
>This IS ANON MY SON THIS IS HIS ROOM
>>36633150
I would comment, "and this is my total lack of privacy. Thanks Mom."
>christmas
>think family has left
>get ready to slippery willy in room
>door flies open
>conceal pulsing chorizo in pantaloons
>cousins
>have to hug them goodbye
>every age
>try to hug with shelf in way
>even more noticeable
>tfw they fucking realized it
>>36633150
>this unironically happened
I feel really bad for you anon
>>36633170
Mom, COULD YOU BE MORE intrusive? Boingozongo
*clapping and laughter fill the room*
>>36633098
that's not even that bad, i mean pjs are pjs
>is that your son
do you look like a girl or something?
>>36633250
More like I don't exist. None of my sisters friends know how I look like and neither of my mom friends until now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36633377
well i am noticing you now too so please feel ok!
>>36634203
Will you be my gf?
originallyx2
>>36634228
i mean i guess i COULD..but i am not a girl and i hope that's ok!
>>36634337
Are you at least a cute femboy?
>>36634359
i mean i get mistaken for a girl(from the front) by old people pretty often...so at least to some point i guess? i'm starting to get soke kind of belly, though...
>>36633098
That sounds cute post pics
origianall
>>36634380
Do you have long hair?or a pic?
>>36634383
Trust me I look like a bum in these clothes you don't wanna see
>>36634397
>or a pic
not in a million years. but it's just a bit past my shoulders. i wish it was down to my ass already!
>>36634509
i just really can't commit can i....
>>36633150
Unironically happened to me.
Was watching Vikings or some shit in the attic and then my normie cousins and aunt that I would definetly fug walk in with my mom
>Hey this is anons mancave!