>tfw no cute bf to travel the world with When will this

>>36632018
That face is so fucking cute I want a saika bf I WANT A SAIKA BF

>Tfw no assertive, confidant anon to be the cute bf of
>Tfw nobody to bring coffee to first thing in the morning while they're still in bed
>Tfw nobody's dick to suck while they ignore me and play video games
>Tfw nobody to pat my head
I think I'd be a good bf ... If I ever got the chance ;__;

>>36632167
Where are you, anon? That sounds kind of perfect and I'm sure I could be confident and assertive with the support of a cute bf

>>36632167
>confidant
Made me laugh desu

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tfw no bf

tfw no anything besides a need for cock

>>36632242
jew york
Tartar sauce

>>36632285
fug, I really should stop browsing r9k at 4am, nobody's ever close to me

OK I graduate soon and am nearly done with life, I will literally travel anywhere in the world to be someone's bf as long as we get to know each other online first and hopefully somehow fall in love.

>>36632383
>>36632269
okay be my bf

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>>36632377
I'm too shy to post my id though

>>36632285
oh, me too

hmm, what a coincidence

in the city, or upstate?

>>36632414
Post Discord pls. Originoli.

>>36632377
checked

why don't you just post your ID and anyone who is interested will contact you?

>>36632454
katie#0321

>>36632383
What's your contact, anon? I'm also done with life, don't graduate for another couple of years though

>>36632483
Katie is a woman name
wtf is this

>>36632501
Anon how can you not know this yet?

>>36632501
yeah is that bad
im fembot

>>36632467
I don't want my friends to see me posting stuff like this and think I'm weird...

Why, were you interested?

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>>36632536
Yes it is bad please kill yourself or find some alternative method of removing yourself from my board

>>36632543
Perhaps I am, but perhaps I also don't want my friends to see me post weird stuff like this.

>>36632486
Nii-San#2039

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>>36632562
i just wan bf ; _ ;

>>36632603
That's a weird way to say you want to collect orbiters

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>>36632603
This is your second warning
leave my board

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Hello!

I'm looking for new "boy" "friends" to talk to: Assertive & dominant posters are preferred,
but I also enjoy talking to submissive cute boys very much so don't be discouraged!

If this interests you, PLEASE respond to this post with your discord ID,
OR contact me at [email protected] for mine!

Thank you for reading, have a wonderful night!

>>36632577
You're right, I'll include an email address.

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>>36632018
I found that character is an almost a mirror image of me personality wise

>>36632646
Let's not get too hasty, sweetheart.

Are you a girl (female) or a girl (male)?

>>36632618
i wan tall bf
>>36632631
gomen desu

>>36632452
Just outside the city in a little river town. Sorry for the late response~

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>>36632685
>even the mentally ill boys don't want manlets

>>36632706
rember happy day drink milk get tall
http://i.imgur.com/xiM7A6k.gifv

>>36632666
>female

Where do you think you are?

>tfw no cute bf in California to spoil and shower with gifts

bad feel. all this money going to the government when I kill myself before 2018

>>36632755
im in california owo
desu

>>36632695
I'm not very close to the city, but it's within a reasonable distance at least.

Would you make it worth the drive for me to come visit?

>>36632755
California is the frigging huge anonymous

>>36632755
i'm a poor, cute boy living in california, but you have to promise me that you won't kill yourself

>>36632779
It depends if you're a reasonable approximation of the boy of my dreams

>>36632018

Let's you and me to Torshavn. They'll put up with us for a few days AND they won't murder us for our degenerate ways! :3

Later, we can pick-and-choose other calm ports of call. I suggest Lord Howe Island. I like cold places, so you'll just have to put up with those~

>>36632924
Well, what's your type?

I'm confident & assertive, I also play video games and enjoy having my dick sucked.

Tall, white, blue eyes, dark hair, square chin, chest hair, strong hands, etc.

>>36632996
Ok anon it's a deal post your Discord

>>36632778
>>36632848
>>36632870
don't know why i said cali, it doesn't matter since i can pay for your plane ticket here anyway

Coronado

>>36633017
why do you have so much money

>>36632996
>Torshavn
That's very close to where I am and it looks very comfy.. Taking a robot there sounds like a lot of fun

>>36633017
wtf the average home price there is 1.6 million
w-what do you do anon

>>36633005
I don't have a type looks-wise. I'm pretty tall but I don't have any preference for height, nor race or anything like that. It's all down to personality really. But you can add me on kik @coffeeflavoured

>>36633017
a-add me
katie#0321

>>36633529
Yes she is a femwhore but
>vaginal jew
You might be surprised

>>36632018
i want a boyfriend so bad :((((

>>36633529
im a boy though
i have benis

>>36633804
Post benis you whore please

>>36633424
Ohshiiit. You're the roastie who came to the discord but left because nobody gave you any attention! Kek

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>>36633804
o-oh
nevermind sorry
sorry for being mean to you I didn't mean it
the post is gone please don't cry please

>>36633837
i was kicked b:(
>>36633843
i-it's okay will you be my bf now

>>36633793
Anon I'll unironically be your boyfriend.

>>36633868
what are you into what things do you like
pix

>>36633889
Vidya, history, driving, programmin, other robot stuff I guess.

Post Discord pls.

>>36633909
i'll add you if you post yours my dude

>>36633935
Okie it's Nii-San#2039

>>36633950
Anon I don't think you realize this but this isn't the thread for you
You would like /soc/ a lot more

>>36633112
>>36633069
basically real estate, i'll talk about it in dms
Luc#9950
>>36633424
add me

>>36633978
>Nii-San#2039
lol weeb
added my dude gimmea sec

>>36633990
>tfw too autistic to even get it right in /r9k/

>>36632018
If you are a girl well you wouldn't respond to this because you wouldn't be able to pick up on why you would respond to me because of communicating with text