>roommates friends come over >drink both of my 6 packs

i just spoke to god he told me he will do the best he can to give them all stage 4 cancer dont worry

>>36629720
They're trying to help you eat better. Instead of buying junk and alcohol that they want, buy 'boring', nutritious food that they won't steal.

>>36629915
I don't know how to cook at all though, can't even make spaghetti. How do I get them to respect my sleep hours they were literally here last week till like 5

Poison their food with rat poison, but only enough so they have a hard time. Don't do it so soon and expect for a day when he stays in and you get out.

>>36629720
Next time he buys groceries throw it all away. Then when he asks what happened say you had friends over and they thought your food was shit so they threw it out.

>>36629720
>>eat my guacamole and my hot dogs

That sounds fucking disgusting

>>36629915
absinthe and leane cuisine you'll be golden baby

>>36629720
You're living with a fucking clown get someone else.
Do it the official way don't unplug his refigerator or other gay shit. Escalating a conflict is bad bad bad.

>>36630210
>can't even make spaghetti

>heat water
>put in noodles
>wait 6 minutes
>done

>>36629720
Don't be a passive aggressive bitch

>>36629720
Walk into the room naked and refuse to leave. It's your house so you can be naked if you want. They'll either leave or you get laid, it's a win win situation.

>>36630403
>overcook the noodles every fucking time

FUCK OFF YOU NEED IMPECCABLE TIMING TO DO PASTA RIGHT

>>36630210
Talk to em again and tell em that it bothers you. If they continue disrespecting you, talk to the r.a.