DO NORMIES HAVE NO AWKWARD MOMENTS OR DO THEY JUST KNOW

They do. >>>/adv/ read some stuff people are going through.

I want to know too. Norman Chad in my uni class is the embodiment of social perfection and never makes mistakes. Closest he came was not giving a pencil he borrowed back. I fucking fell down the stairs today

>>36629698
>Once had an awkward moment only 'cause I wanted to - Trey Songz

>>36629698
Know how to deal with them

They know how to deal with it.

Back in high school, a popular guy almost shit himself while running but he turned it into a positive (he made it one of those "hahaha you had to be there" moments).

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>>36629811
>Know how to deal with them

how do deal with?

>>36629876
Well idk if you can ever get to normie-tier cuz to some extent anxiety is genetic, but you can work on it through CBT exercises and drugs like Xanax

>>36629916
is CBT changing thought patterns?

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>>36629698
you should know the answer to that question you NORMIE

>>36629854
if he actually shit himself i am positive that there is no way he'd come back from that. like if you shit yourself at school thats it, game fucking over, you have to kill yourself theres no other way

>>36629698
>THEY JUST KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM
this

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>>36630032
nigga u da normie

>>36630036
>if he actually shit himself i am positive that there is no way he'd come back from that

what if you're a Chad?

>>36629854
One time when I was hammered drunk I shit myself in a park, I ran home and changed my underwear. Then me and my buddies went to a diner and one of them told the waitress that I had shat myself earlier, she thought it was funny and I made small talk with her and she gave me her number.

Normies don't have a clue how to deal with really awkward situations, they just shut down

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>>36630425
we can't all be a Chad you fuck, eat shit

>>36630494
They key to getting women is having a social life. Women will not date a lonely man, they need to be able to judge you within some sort of dominance hierarchy.

This is pretty much the main problem I have with people on this board, they think they need to focus on their physical appearance rather then their social skills and group of friends.

>>36630554
so its not all about looks?

>>36630554
>>36630494
I'm fucking ugly btw, not a chad

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>>36629698
Man, the key is to learn to actively not give a shit. Normies passively don't give shits and don't realize all the fucking crap that's going on in the world around them. Most robots are incredibly self aware (Unless they're super-autists) but give way to many shits. You just have to actively not give shits anymore, no matter what happens.

>don't even bother concealing my power level
>people eat it up
WITNESS THE STRENGTH OF MY BRAZEN NUDITY

Being alive is a constant stream of embarrassment

>>36630554
The second most common thing people here talk about besides looks is their autism (lack of social skills). We're perfectly aware that that's a huge part of the problem, but honestly for most of us it's as immutable as looks

>>36630027
ye, CBT stands for Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. There's like a billion books on it and it's especially good for anxiety

>>36630683
EXPLAIN YOURSELF

how do you do it anon

>>36630683
Me too but I have noticed a pattern. Recently within the past several months I have been forced to socialize with many normies and make new acquaintances. I was in Basic Training. It helped me discover a lot about myself. Im a typical weeaboo awkward autistic motherfucker in the beginning people did not like me, they thought i was too weird, then they started to like me, they thought it was charming how odd i am but after a while unless they were similar to me they st arted to hate me again. Its been happening all my life. This cycle of hate-love-hate. But at the end I am left with only good friends so I dont really mind.

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>>36631181
>after a while unless they were similar to me they st arted to hate me again

iktf, what kind of fucked up game are the normies playing?

I'm only awkward because people constantly used to be irritated by everything I did so I became hyper self aware.

I think I have literal autism. I can't even do basic things around people which I think are perfectly fine without someone mocking me or going "what are you doing lmao"

The easy way out is to avoid all social situations.

>>36629854
If you have a funny story to go with it people are less likely to shit all over you. Also learn to roll with the punches nd laugh at yourself and everything will be gr8

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>>36630766
Was he a true robot, /r9k/?

>>36631286
>Also learn to roll with the punches nd laugh at yourself

how do i do it?

>>36631370
He had someone that loved him , so no
The true robot was that autist at pascal's village

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>>36630988
i kinda just do what i want at this point.
1.stop giving a fuck
2.???(maybe end up getting killed, who knows?)
3.profit
i could go in depth but i don't have the time. i'm pretty sure this requires some form of natural charisma, that could make the difference between getting jumped and everybody laughing when you make a dead baby joke. also not being a total degenerate helps.

>>36631414
that rando robot recluse guy that had like 10 lines was the most relatable character in any piece of fiction ive ever consumed

>>36630036
That's not true, it entirely depends on who you are, the circumstances, and the aura you've already built around yourself.

If you're a outgoing, sporty, social type, you can laugh it off with mates. If you're a loner, creepy, Robot type, you're basically fucked.

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>>36631949
>>36631414

>tfw 6O will never be your wife

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>>36632031
where is best girl?
Also I want to hug popdev and tell them that everything is going to be ok

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>>36632123
At least Devpop had each other.