Failed robot stories: (I don't think it's a normie

>start kissing again
>she reaches into my pants
>penor is activated like The Rock Dwayne Johnson
>proceeds to pull my pants down
>her lips wrap around my slickety-dick
>that neck goes into warp drive
> is like having my dick in a Dyson DC75 Cinetic Big Ball Animal vacuum
>"aaaahhmmbmbmbaba!"
>cum in her mouth
>bitch swallows
>i'm in love
>"i need to go home, anon"
>she drives me to may car
>see her again at uni
>no awkwardness
>i can't believe this is happening
>after two weeks she invites me to her birthday in a hipster bar
>i have to work early the next day
>"i'm sorry, femanon. I cant go"
>she is a bit upset but nothing big
>get a call from my boss the day of her birthday
>"anon, you don't have to work tomorrow"
>fuck yes
>i still have time to get to the party
>surprise her
>"anon, you being here is the best surprise ever!"
>we have an awesome time
>everyone is drunk
>I go outside to catch some fresh air

>i'm talking with another friend from the party
>she comes out with her friends
>she looks at me and approaches me
>"anon, you and me, we are fucking tonight"
>as noted before, 23 years without having the pleasure
>30 mins passed
>"anon, say bye to your friends, you and me, we are leaving now"
>I tell the friend from the friend who owns the apartment what is going to happen
>he knows i'm a virgin
>"here, have my keys, anon. I'll stay somewhere else"
>get to his apartment
>she gets naked
>petite body, small tits, round modest perky ass
>she lays me down on the bed and gets on top of me
>she is a Marlboro cowgirl
>she cums
>I'm too fucking drunk so I don't cum
>she lays next to me
>"yeah, so I was a virgin until now"
>"what?! anon, oh my god I don't believe you"
>is cool
>we know it's on now
>we start fucking on a daily basis
>best fucking days of my life
>this goes on for a year and a half
>i graduate uni
>get a job in a third world country for two years
>"i'm sorry, femanon but I have to go"
>she come to the airport to say goodbye

> I call her 3-4 times a week
>we talk about the relationship
>i don't want to be in a long distance relationship
>i still love her and I think she also loves me
>we keep talking for six months
>last two months conversations are a little bit off
>i know something is happening
>she calls me one day crying: "anon, I'm sorry"
>"what is it, femanon?"
>"I'm fucking with your best friend"
>i ommited in the greentext that I was only speaking with my family, my best friend, and her
>we have been best friends for 10 years
>neither had said anything
>they started fucking around two motnhs after I left
>for 4 months they were fucking and then calling me as if nothing
>i know I'm not with her anymore but I feel betrayed
>more by my best friend than her
> i feel like a cuck talking with my friend, so i ignore him
>same with her
>1 1/2 years left on the third world country
>feel lonely as shit
>resort to drinking
>still being functional
>apply to grad school in Europe country
>"Anon, you have been accepted.."
>grad school because I felt there was nothing waiting for me back home
>my work contract ends
>go home before starting schools
>meet with best friend

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>>36629296
>>36629311
>>36629334
i didn't read but i did want to post this picture

>>36629296
This is some quality greentext anon, I don't know what I'd do if something like this happened to me. But at least you got laid. I'm here reading all this 23kv and thinking, nothing like this could ever happen to me.

>>36629478
I'm having trouble with non-ascii, so I'm trying to figure out where is the troubling character. there is more to the story. just give me a sec

>>36629478
yeah man, i'm a 22 v and I'm almost desperate enough to try tinder

>is surprised a woman betrayed him
When did r9k become normieville?

>explain to him a don't hate him but i feel like a cuck so I can't talk anymore with him
>femanon hears I'm back home
>starts calling and sending messages
>fuck no
>ignore her
>go out drinking
>meet a guy friend
>"anon, come with me I need a wingman"
>nothing to lose
>milfs
>drink and talk with them
> "anons, lets go somewhere else"
>friend invites us to his house
>everyone in bed
>naked and kissing
>Friend and one milf leave the room
>IIkeep the other one
>5'4, fake red head, whiteish tanned body, fucking Ds, pink areolas
>can't believe my luck
>fuck until the sun comes up
>morning comes, time to leave
>milf is driving me to my car
>"anon, I want to see you again"
>"umm Im leaving the country in three days"
>"oh that sucks"
>we text during the remaining days
>I really wish I would have fucked her again
>meh
>come to Europe

>I don't think it's a normie story

>>36629567
Well I couldn't try that since I deleted my facebook and it needs an account, also I don't have a phone that'd run the app. (No support for my OS of choice) But I've tried other dating sites, and at first I had some success talking to girls and setting up dates, but nothing ever came of them, either me or the girls cancelled.

>see email from femanon
>"anon, I still love you and always will"
>I feel I still love her too but Im doing other shit now
>feel sorry for my bestfriend who is still with her while she sends me "I love you" messages
>I feel there is no need to fuck shit things anymore so I dont respond to her messages
>nor tell my friend about the messages
>start school
>I feel like people in general respect me
>what is this feeling?
>study like there is no tomorrow
>professors telling me Im doing well in class
>so much studying leads to a 7 month dry spell
>dont really care
>life did a 180 the day I decided to start doing shit for myself instead of others
>still not an asshole tho
>just happy with myself
>sometimes feel lonely but nothing a call back home wont cure

I feel like my robot days are finally behind me. I hope this is it and that Im really a failed robot. I finally feel the future will be OK. I hope this feeling lasts. The price I'm paying for this happiness is having a lonely life where I will probably never meet a real friend whon i can share my experiences. r9k became a safe pIace for me a long time ago and so I wanted to share my story with you. I know for many this is a normie story but it is my story. And I've never felt or thought of myself as one of "them". I wish that one day you will also be able to be a failed robot. I will always have all of you in my heart and thoughts.

Love you, fags.

Disclosure:
1. "milf"=35 years old woman with no kids (that I know of)
2. Worked paid all expenses for two years.
Grad school is basically free where Im attending
Only way I was able to move around the world since money is not abundant in my family.

>>36629703
What job were you doing

>>36629826
I was working with a health organization.

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>>36629703
>And I've never felt or thought of myself as one of "them".
>fucks hot girls
>one hot girl confesses love to you

>>36630315
It had more to do with being in the right place at the right time and a lot of alcohol involved more than social skills. On a robot scale from Rosie to Sonnie, I'm probably a Wall-E.

>>36629631
/g/ cucked you again

well, I gotta get out somewhere. My mind tells me virginity isn't that important at all, but my body is screaming at me and it's starting to get into my mind

tl;dr and no, I'm not asking for a summary.

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL NORMIES TO GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD BEFORE THEY FUCKING LEAVE!!??

>>36631345
a failed robot is not a normie you pathetic weeaboo. also, stop screaming like a little girl in my thread. thank you.

As a kv uni student I'm omly here to take important notes from your story, since at least I know a lot of girls already and have made my first steps in getting out of he robot lofe: making friends.
>invite chick to get lunch or something
Itd be awesome if you elaborate on this. I know it's dumb to ask how inviting her to lunch and said lunch went but first impressions and shit, right? Tell us more OP
>hopefully we click enough to chat in a regular basis
>don't jump the gun but don't wait too many months??
>invite her to a social setting/drinks involved
>hopefully she's into me too
>???
>profit
This doesn't sound great in paper but anything helps maybe, and I'm bored, idfk.