>Thank you for meeting with us, Anon. It's come to our

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Well I would start by fixing your information because I just went out after work for some beers with my coworkers a few hours ago.

Is being a wagecuck that bad?

>mulatto
>play the race card
ez

*teleports away in a puff of smoke*
Heh....nice try amateurs.....but you'll have to do better, than that
*turns into mist*

>>36628116
My coworkers won't accept my sexual identity as a B52 bomber, how can I be friends with Ahmed, Amy, and Jamal if I can't spill my heavy loads all over them?

>>36628116
>So, would you-
I have to take a shit. Then I get up and leave and go take a shit.

>>36628116

Sure. How about you assholes start inviting me when you go to lunch.

>>36628191
Yes
t. After a month at 3 jobs I've had they called me abrupt

This is the most retarded thing about our job system today. You have to be a social person, someone who is "good with people". It's not just about getting the job done. It's such a disgrace.

>>36628577

Not that anybody you work with is good with people, to begin with. "Good with people" means "act normal." I swear, I hear the exact same jokes from my coworkers every week and they think it's super funny every time.

>I know (unhealthy habit) is bad for me but it gets me through the day :^)
>Case of the Mondays
>Lol did you see the unusual thing happening at the NFL game yesterday?
>We play golf, but the funny thing is we are bad at it haha we all suck at golf but we play it anyway
>Dude beer lmao
>Dude 6/10 waitresses at Hooters/Wing House/Twin Peaks lmao
>Taking a break from doing work lol I'm such a slacker
>It's like that one movie, song or TV show from the 80's hahaha but you're probably too young to even know what that is haha you guys make me feel old hahaha
>By the way, I'm older than I used to be haha that means I don't look as good as I did 20 years ago and I'm not as good at sports like GOLF isn't that funny? Haha but I always was bad at golf but at least you can drink beer when you're playing, you know what I mean?

>>36628577

There are several people they've got waiting to take your place and get the job done just as well as you. When they all work fine they might as well get a turbo normie.

>>36628513
No, you have to ask us, because that's definitely reasonable to ask the loner to ask the group to be included.

This is what happens when women are brought into the workplace.

>>36628892
I always Google 'one-liner jokes' to share with people to keep things fresh and fulfill my socialization quota

>>36628116
is this a real photograph? Those don't look like real human beings.

>>36628116
>Being smug about being an asshole
People don't are if you're quiet they DO care if you ignore them and are rude.

>>36629068

Why? Just use the same ones you used 3 days ago. Your coworkers are required by company policy to laugh at them with a minimum of 80% frequency with 95% frequency recommended. You didn't actually think anything in this firm was real, did you?

>>36629068
>'one-liner jokes
I'm fucking using those.

>>36628116
>work at an elementary school
>coworkers are basically like parents in that you can make conversation about the silly/cute stuff the students did
>work basically gives me shit to talk about without trying
Feels good.

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>>36628116
>my coworkers almost never talked to me
>they call me rude
>"sorry anon but i don't think that you fit in our group"
>got fired
?????????
my family and the few friends i have know that im one of the nicest persons out there
female coworkers are the worst and thats the biggest thing i learned after a year of wageslaving

>>36629230
>female coworkers are the worst and thats the biggest thing i learned after a year of wageslaving.
There are just shit places to work which attract shit people

>>36629230
>female coworkers are the worst and thats the biggest thing i learned after a year of wageslaving

What kind of jobs were you working? In my experience, my female coworkers were usually friendlier, more approachable and more understanding than their male counterparts. But I work in engineering, where the women actually had to work hard and be intelligent to get to where they are.

>be one of the few people in my workplace who actually does their job
>some people there do literally no work on some days, and just socialise
>I get bitched at by HR because I don't fit in the "team environment"
>quit

The most satisfying thing is that I know they're fucked now, because I did a lot of things there that nobody else does, nobody else knows how to do, and needs to be done for others to get their work done.
I hope the building collapses one day and they all die.

>>36628116
nigga I pretend to be the biggest normie ever at work, no way they're pulling me aside for being too "distant" lmao

>>36628191
No.

I spend my days on Facebook, 4chan and YouTube, someone calls up every now and then with a computer issue, I put on a smiley voice and either fix it or tell them we'll investigate, and then go back to 4chan.

>>36629438

If everybody working in HR quit on the same day, would anybody actually notice?

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>>36628892
I don't miss many things about school but I do miss that I could just make jokes about autism and other edgy shit with my friends and have a good laugh about it.

It's still funny now but no one wants to joke about these sort of things anymore.

I wanna go back.

Yes, fire the incompetent people and bring only competent people.

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Actually, i was planning on handing in my two weeks notice, Mrs Cuckberg. I'll see myself out. Now, I know there's a big turnover here at the grocery store, but don't bother calling me back. I think I will apply at the grocery store down the road. Yes, your competition. They are part of a union after all, can you blame me? Perhaps you shouldnt alienate your employees

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>>36629767
You were like a son to me pepe! Why couldn't you just be fucking normal!!!