How do you feel about never having experienced one the most pleasureful

>>36627137
uhm but i have

That guy's dick is huge. I think mine only goes up to his nail. It's also like twice as thick as mine. Wtf. Please tell me this is trick photography or something.

Oh god plz give sauce

>>36627137
>wearing shoes on bed

disgusting animals

>>36627158
No it's porn. Women actually hate massive dicks because it hurts them.

Sauce: http://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-health/q876973-is-weird-that-hate-big-penises

>>36627137
utterly apathetic.

Suicide
Dirj3ji3u4j

>>36627137
>How do you feel about never having experienced one the most pleasureful things in life?

But I did, I ate a top quality filet steak yesterday evening

What I don't know can't hurt me, so fuck off mom and dad! You're not getting grandkids from me!REEEEEE

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>>36627137
>sex with shoes on

>>36627223
Excuse me educated anon, did you read the stickied mod post from the year of 2015? I am guessing not, so DO NOT post spam garble to make your posts original. Best condolences and thanks.

>>36627137
Indifferent

Original sage

It doesn't bother me at all. I think it's just overrated

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It hurts
But I can get through it
I don't have a choice

What the fuck is even going on in that picture? That looks so retarded.

Highly pleasurable experiences would make suffering greater by comparison.

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>>36627137
>Sex
>One of the most pleasureful things in life

Get on my level, pleb.

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I dont think its a pleasure thing
Pleasure is fleeting and meaningless

Recognition, self respect, dignity, self actualization
I actually just got a nice job and feel very good about myself but I think I have been stunted behaviorally to always be beta

Also children, family these are meaningful to me

>>36627204

>women actually hate massive dicks

ahahahaha. Bro, the reason they put huge dicks in porn is so women can get aroused. Straight guys dont get off to dicks.

Women KNOW that 8" is average.

>>36627158
His dick is regular sized, do you have pubefat? Like how is it that small?

>>36628808
>Straight guys dont get off to dicks.
They dont watch porn with dicks in them either.

>>36628808
Really shitty bait. Go back to Pleddit, they will like you more there.

>>36628808
>>36627204
Hey here's a thing no one will ever believe but i'll say it anyway, I can attest. I have a really thick 8, give or take based on how horny I am, and I've had women have to stop and take a break because they were getting sore. It also means I can't go as fast or as hard as I want because it hurts more when I do.

>>36628808
>Women KNOW that 8" is average.

Then women are stupid. One in a hundred men go beyond the 5-7 inch range. If you have an eight inch dick, then you're either REALLY lucky, or REALLY unlucky.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/12/average_penis_size_human_penises_are_huge_compared_to_other_primates.html

>>36628784
this- I havent heroin it but im pretty sure its 10x better

>>36628818
No fat. His thumb would be up to the head of my dick.

Those shoes on the bed are seriously triggering me.

>>36628889
desu i cant go too hard on my gf with my 7"x5" because it hurts her, and she definitely gets sore if i fuck her more than twice a day (20-45 mins each time)

big dicks are a meme. women like them, but only because it's "naughty." a 6-7" dick is good enough for most of them.

>>36628860
What?
But most porn has dicks in it

>>36628808
I have a 6 inch dick and I used to hit my girlfriend's cervix. I told her that it felt like I was hitting some kind of wall and she said it was her cervix and that it hurt her. Girl's in porn are just such massive sluts that they've been stretched beyond belief and need 9 inch dicks to feel anything. No one should feel bad if they have between 5-7 inches. Don't compare yourself to pornstars.

>>36629547
most men have been brainwashed into being gay cucks and not even knowing it

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>>36627542
Fucking degenerate, keep your shoes off the bed people sleep there

>>36627158
it's crazy thick but only like an inch above average looking

>>36629627
that's not how vaginas work. They can go back to normal size after pushing out a 9 pound infant. Do you really think any amount of dick is going to ruin them forever

>>36627173
seconding this cauliflowwer

>>36627137
Not being in poverty?

>hairy pussy

yuck

>>36631430
I wish you faggots would go back already.

>>36627173
https://restituda.blogspot.com/2017/04/sylvan-gavroche-going_95.html?zx=535241bc5e93fc1b

>>36629174
> (20-45 mins each time
Fucking how. I blow my load after a few minutes, at most.

>>36628808
>8" is average

In the Congo maybe.

>>36627137
Dont' be stupid.
Sex is overrated as fuck.
It's who you do it with that matters.
Feeling the skin of someone you are actually attracted to, that's real pleasure.

>>36629174
>is a meme
So is this post. Come up with new pasta

but I ride my motorcycle all the time

I have a 5" its incel its ogre boyos. I can barely leave my bedroom knowing my subhumanity

>>36627137
Ashamed, but also i feel like i don't need it.
I have been bale to block the desires and urges.

>>36628900
You really posted something from slate? What a cuck.

>>36631928
If you couldn't tell, he's cut, hence his dick hurts her when they fuck. He seemed to get the "can't orgasm" cut, while you got the "as soon as she grabbed my dick I came and started farting" cut.

>>36627137
who cares Issac Newton died a virgin and everyone still remembers him. His legacy is talked about in classrooms and that is all that matters. normies will never know that joy of being immortal and being remember forever.

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Because I don't care. The only difference between sex and just jacking off is human interaction. If I don't need human interaction for any of my other daily activities why would I need it for busting a nut? I wouldn't. The only real need for sex is producing offspring and since I don't plan on doing that I don't need sex. My bloodline ends with me, plain and simple.

>>36633028
>normies will never know that joy of being immortal and being remember forever.
Honestly neither did Issac since he's too dead to feel anything

Why would you want to have sex when you know you're not fit to breed? You get kicks prodding retards who could rape you if they felt the need to fuck?

>>36632912
says the guy posting in a dick thread

>>36629627
The vaginal canal elongates more the more aroused she is. So while you were hitting a wall she could probably take Tyrone's 10 inch dick no problem

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>You will probably never feel a tender kiss on your neck when you finish as far inside a girl as you can, thinking about how great it's going to be to raise a family of your own

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Sex is highly overrated, only a virgin would consider it the most pleasurable thing in life, and that would be because of ignorance. Lemme tell you, peaking on LSD is far more pleasurable than an orgasm.

>>36628808
Tbh it's mostly about the thickness (which is usually related to the length, but not always). A thick, short dick will outperform a long, pencil dick.

It being long is more of a psychological thing. You feel good because it makes your man more of a man. So while it going that deep doesn't feel good, it feels good to THINK about how deep he's going.

Of course, if it's so big that it hurts everytime, it'll get boring eventually. Really depends on the genetics of the girl, as well.

I've had sex with maybe 10 people including males and a trans

it's not that great guys

first time I had sex I was so disappointed, also I felt gross and I cried in the shower afterwards

only time I've ever really enjoyed is hwile on some kind of drug

and I can't even tell if I was just enjoying the drug or the sex

it's really quite disgusting, especially vaginas, they're gross and discharge gross shit and they don't smell great

seriously don't even feel bad guys, if you feel that bad just fuck a hooker to see what it's like

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>>36633999
At least you can experience the sweet joy of upside-down Satan trips.

>>36627137
Drugs are better than sex

>>36627137
>>36627158
>>36627204
>>36628818

is 5.5x5.5 good size?

>>36627137
Angry
I wonder if this is original

>>36634666
>>36634685

Satan is here.

Original

Ex-wizard reporting in
Lost my virginity at 30
It's not that great. Vaginas are way looser than your hand.

>>36635472
>Vaginas are way looser than your hand.
This is why we need lower AoC, like 13 or something so people can fuck chicks while they're still tight.

It isn't that great

>All these people trying to convince us that sex isn't worth having
Really makes you think. Next they'll be saying money is evil

>>36628784
Maybe anon, well see how the next year goes before that.

But I HAVE eaten poutine, anon

>>36634052
Wait a second. Ive peaked on LSD a couple times, is that really the best life has to offer? Fuck it. This only increases my apathy.

>>36636684
You really think normies dont have an ulterior motive in making it sound like its the best thing ever?
They just use sex for validation, to prop up their masculinity/femininity, social status, etc. The actual physical act feels just ok.

>>36636684
As a non-virgin, it's really just something to crave and a reason not to kill yourself. Honestly I'd rather focus on music or school, or maybe my libido is generally low.

The struggle to find, select, acquire, and maintain a girlfriend, for the reward of steady sex and possibly a connection isn't really worth putting to much effort in. I'm more likely to go for a girl I don't care as much about or have as strong of feeling so I don't have emotional attachment; all of which leads to me enjoying their time more.

But was does an unempathetic cyborg know?

>>36628808

>straight guys dont get off to dicks

would you watch porn where the guy has a small dick?

Sex won't make you happy unless you do it with a virgin. Find a virgin girl from Africa to be your bride and have mulatto kids (my girl is asian, but same thing)

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>>36634685
That reminds me of ... ROLL
Check 'em.

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>>36637079
>The actual physical act feels just ok.
It feels only "just ok" when you fuck with shitty people, knowing how disgusted you'll be once you came.

For my money, it is the best feeling if you fuck someone you know you won't have ragrets with afterwards.

>>36631430
>They can go back to normal size after pushing out a 9 pound infant
they can't, lots of women have trouble getting back their tightness

>>36628784
this, I don't do it anymore because it fucks your shit up quick but that fucking rush is literally pleasure beyond what you can comprehend without having done it

>>36633999
Yea but not everyone will get a random assortment of digits like that