Is this a case of normies getting justly BTFOed? >It wa

Very justly so I would say. All these sheltered normies should be dropped into one of the primitive societies they so worship and see for themselves what kind of world they are making.

>>36619810
people able to afford $12k tickets are hardly normies, mate

>>36619897
Rich kids are the worst kind of normalfaggots.

>>36619810
>complaining about yummy ham and cheese sandwich

>>36619897
They're high-status normalfags.

can we spread the word to locals in Bahamas that these kids have virtually no security and they can be mugged at will?

>>36619810
>you will never coax dozens of perfect 10/10 women to your personal island then hunt them down like based Ramsey Snow

feels SO BAD

>>36620044

Festival goers are already reporting robbery.

>>36619810
Literally only beautiful women are self-obsessed enough to fall for this opportunity of receiving mass validation.

>>36619897
It's worse, they're Stacies and Chads.

>>36619810
The only shame here is that nobody was killed or severely injured (Disfigurement, crippling, loss of limb(s), etc.).

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>>36620187

This is all just starting y'know. It's going to get much much worse later on.

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>>36619810
Ha fuck them I'm glad they were scammed serves them right for being normal.

>>36619810
Bourgeoisie get what's coming to them for being bourgeois.

>>36620237
Oh, good, that's such a relief.
Hopefully the security people taking people out of their tents is for an organ harvesting ring.

But then part of me thinks this is all just for attention and nothing's actually happening. Oh well, I can dream.

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Any cases of rape yet? Heheh waiting for the instagram posts.

That company needs to be bankrupt and all the tickets refunded.

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>>36620237

I wonder what they expected from the poor and the wretched.

>>36620310
You need to take your own life tonight.

>>36620301
I think a lot of the instagram stacies are being kidnapped and driven to secret rape camps.

>>36620052
So this is what it's like to see a horror movie unfold from the side-lines

>>36620321

#imakeyboardwarrior

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>Instagram models mildly inconvenienced
like the shoah all over again

>>36620237
This is just /pol/ shitposting the subreddit

>>36620357

Yeah I realize that from the user names.

Still, something tells me things will get worse...

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>occupation: scam artist

LOL

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_McFarland_(entrepreneur)

This is why weebs are superior to normies- weebs know how to organize events.

>>36620347
#iamawhiteknight

>>36620357
How in the hell is this /pol/? It's got nothing to do with politics or white nationalism, it's about schadenfreuding the normalfags, right up our ally. Fuck off shill.

Wait, "instagram models"? That's a thing now? The fuck do they even do

>>36620498

#callingoutashittyscammakesmeawhiteknight

>>36620572
There is nothing wrong with scamming normalfags. They need to have their bubble burst.

>>36619810
I find this to be legitimately hilarious

"A fool and his money are soon parted", as the saying goes

>>36620599

They're going to get sued silly.

>>36620627
That irish nigger can go to hell for all I care. I just don't feel any antipathy towards him.

>>36620683

A festival like what it was supposed to be would have been cool.

Private island
Luxury hotel
All you can eat dining hall
Open bar
2 weeks of musicians
Private jet

It's bad precedent to scam people like this.

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>It was supposed to be the most glamorous event of the year, with all the selfie opportunities and flower-crowns a young, gym-bodied social media influencer could dream of.

i couldn't think of a more cancerous string of words if i tried

>>36620723
Doesn't sound cool to me. Sounds like a fucking nightmare conglomeration of obnoxious normalcunts.

>>36620554
Retard /pol/ has been talking about it all day.

>>36620783

I wouldn't go either, but couples would love something like that.

Actually, think about Otakon. It's like otakon but for non-weebs.

>>36620842
I have been to anime cons and they are full of redditors and not-like-the-other-girls cosplayers. They are only more tolerable to the extent that I do not feel intimidated by anyone there.

>>36620237
If you fell for any of those you are autistic

ive never even heard of this. i hought these kinds of cunts went to ibiza or burning man every year. they needed yet another festival to go to?

>>36620862

Yeah. That energy is nice. Anime cons are superior of course, but this festival is basically otakon for the unenlightened.

Imagine if you paid 12grand to fly to a private island for the biggest anime con in the decade that's 2 weeks long with everything provided, luxury room and board, and you arrive and realize you got scammed by the 502 boat crew or w/e they call themselves lol.

>>36620886
These people exist in a demarcation of events that are totally corporate, mainstream and proven cool - but not yet stale, so that they can pretend to be adventurous and ahead of the curve in the most not actually way possible. So burning man is too past it now, they needed a new one.

>>36620920
I would consider the stranded deaths of thousands of already malnourished anime fans a great success.

>>36619810
the trailer say the island was 'once owned by pablo escobar' kek

>>36620939

But you would be among that body count possibly.

I hope it is just some hype troll.

>>36620969
Nah, im a bodybuilder. I've got a few months supply on me.

>>36620992

Well you paid 12 grand for 2 weeks of live music, all you can eat buffets for sick gains, and open bar and instagram hoochies to mire but instead you get hunger games .

If it really is a scam, they need to go bankrupt. It sets bad precedent if they get away.

>>36620957
so it's probably full of underground rape dungeons and escape tunnels that the security/militia have fled to with their share of kidnapped stacies

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>>36620557
The vast majority are escorts and the rest just promote events, swimwear, and energy drinks.

If this was an elaborate hit job to kidnap Stacey....

>>36621155
pretty sure they were implying strongly that they (the organisers and security) are the fucking columbian drug cartel, these islands do not switch ownership just like that

That's so fucked up, those people are in deep and serious trouble.

That guy with the missing gf - she's kidnapped. And many others.

Scam or incompetence?

>>36621250
Gugonut shut the fuck up already, what kind of weird parody are you even doing.

>>36619810
>deserted island
>locals
Pick one retard

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>>36621250
>>36620237
You guys are idiots. /pol/ raided the sub and posted a bunch of troll threads about muggings, wild, animals, gf getting kidnapped, and cannibalism.

r/fyrefestival

A capable man could make himself look good in a situation like this.

>>36621465
trust fund kids aren't usually capable people. They've relied on money their whole lives to solve problems for them.

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>>36621356
tripfag mating call

>>36619810
>with beautiful festival-goers
Oh no, we can't have the beautiful among us suffer hardships or inconvenience can we now?

>>36621506
apparently, having to eat cheese sandwiches is suffering for them.
And the bar didn't have beer - oh the humanity.

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>>36621493

This. They're just hoping twitter will solve their problems.

>>36621577
>my phone dying
We need to send help.

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>>36621577

RIP Steven Stubbe

Ya. Send military.

>>36620554
read the usernames theyre all pol or b related

Looks like some kind of refugee tents.

Should probably send navy and get a full recovery of festival goers and send them back to the states.

I hope it's just a troll.

>>36621691
fuck off moralfag
let the normies learn their lesson about third world countries

>>36621691
can you hurry up and kill yourself please

>>36621724

So it's not a troll?

What shit.

Hey we need those Stacies and normies.

GIVE THEM BACK

>>36621756

Can you hurry up and post something original please.

There are probably some kebab refugees stuck in smelly camps that are laughing to the point of tears right now.
Some of the bourgeois finally got what was coming to them, and nobody seems too eager to give them sympathy.

>>36621811

But these are Americans, and probably the left wing liberal type that would fight for refugee rights.

I hope they send the navy, it's just a small island in the Bahamas.

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You guys are trying to portray a false narrative where the young attractive rich kids are suffering, but it turns out they're all still having fun.

How does it make you feel robots? Stacy and Chad just can't be brought down.

https://twitter.com/DylanACOP/status/857975612371333120

>>36621902
I don't understand how to operate twitter.

>>36621871
>these are Americans
How does that change anything?

>probably the left wing liberal type that would fight for refugee rights
I'd be willing to say that they aren't.
The kind of people to go to an event like this wouldn't give a toss about refugees. And if they did, it would only be superficially anyway.

>I hope they send the navy
Why? Being fed cheese sandwiches isn't a humanitarian crisis.

>>36621871

They're probably about as liberal as trumps trust fund kiddies.

>>36621953
>I'd be willing to say that they aren't.
You'd be wrong. These are exactly the type of people who virtue-signal about refugees being welcome, because they, in their sheltered fucking life never have to deal with the consequences.

>>36621990

> in their sheltered fucking life never have to deal with the consequences.

Sounds familiar to a certain president who doesn't like immigrants or refugees very much.

Why are conservatives so fucking stupid. Every Criticism you retards make applies to your God Emperor more than anyone.

>>36621990
The most "well off" on that island probably have never voted in their lives.
They wouldn't be able to name a country where a significant portion of immigrant populations come from.

I volunteer with refugees in my country.
My colleagues wouldn't have 12k to spend on a meme in the Bahamas.

>>36621902

I hope they're having fun. I just don't want some kind of disaster.

>>36621953
>>36621988

Nm it's not some disaster.

>>36622126
Even if it was a disaster, the military would be misplaced to assist.
You can't disrespect the sovereignty of a state just to rescue some trust fund kiddies.

The navy wouldn't get involved if they were captured in Syria, let alone an ally.

>>36619810
why are all of you so envious of people with a good life?

>>36622067
Why did you capitalize criticism?
>>36622093
>They wouldn't be able to name a country where a significant portion of immigrant populations come from.
You have to be disconnected from reality to support these ideas. That is how it works.

>>36622202
It is nice to see these vapid, narcissistic retards get a dose of reality.

>>36622190

I thought it was some kind of crisis for a moment, my imagination runs pretty wild.

>>36622221
But what about the current American regime?
They are disconnected from reality moreso than most of their predecessors, yet they don't support said ideas.

>>36622247
If it was, the navy is not able to do much.
It'd be diplomatic hell.

>>36622246
why do you assume that they are all vapid, narcissistic retards? I'm genuinely curious. Don't get me wrong it's a funny situation but I can't help but feel bad for them... I sure wish I had a life like theirs.

>>36622221
>Why did you capitalize criticism?
wHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

>>36622289
The text in the OP did it for me:
>with all the selfie opportunities and flower-crowns a young, gym-bodied social media influencer could dream of

>>36619810
Normies can't afford this

>>36622202
A large number of the scammed have not earned their life.
Which I suppose is fine, but if you asked them they would tell you the opposite.

>>36622246
They get a dose of reality every waking moment, their reality is just superior to yours

>>36622277
> yet they don't support said ideas.
Yes they do. Besides, new regime, old regime, same people.

>>36621493
Exactly my point. I'd come out of this very well.

>>36622277

If they were kidnapping people for real?

The Bahamian authorities can't do anything, so a higher power would be the American navy to rescue American citizens in a hostage crisis.

I mean it's literally right there by Florida, send the boats. They're probably bored.

>>36622322
>>36622289
but still... good for them, they are blissfully happy and have a good life

>>36622325
I do not subscribe to the post-modern idea that all subjective experiences are equally close to real.

>>36622299
I was just checking to see if you had enough integrity to own up to making a typo. Apparently you do not.

>>36622367
sure, but in which way does hardship improve you if you have an aversion to it from the get go?

They're getting people off the island, it's cancelled.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/04/28/arts/music/fyre-festival-ja-rule-bahamas.html?_r=0&referer=https://www.google.com/

>>36622406
>in which way does hardship improve you if you have an aversion to it from the get go?
Come again?

>>36622342
They don't.
Governments haven't supported refugees for years.
Trump is a little more forward about it, but even in nicer countries they get the short end of the stick to the detriment of almost everyone.

I can lmao once everyone is safely off the island.

They paid for a vision of paradise and what they got was

>>36622483
They take in a lot of them every year. How is that not supporting them?

if /pol/ had infiltrated the festival not just online but also in real life, what would happen?

>>36622399
I don't see the difference that it makes.
It's not even the kind of typo that changes the meaning of what was written.

Complaining about grammar is one of the shittier fallacies one can use.

>>36622456
From what I understood from the post I replied to, it says that a person living a lavish lifestyle and a person living through poverty and hardship are tasting the same reality. So what I'm trying to say is that I think that it doesn't matter what you go through, just your atittude towards it. Does it make sense?

>>36622523
The typo wasn't important. I was testing your character.
You failed my test.

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>>36619810
those poor rich people will have to return to their privileged lives after being mildly inconvenienced

what a tragic development

>>36619810
holy shit 24hour coverage reality show WHEN?
this sounds like the most entertaining thing ever

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>>36622549
Go be a fag somewhere else, originally.

https://twitter.com/WNFIV

Read this entire twitter.

>>36619810
i just hope this is real
events like these always make me feel good about myself and my aversion to large gatherings of ppl and big cities

>>36620572
>being a morale and a name fag
Don't they have r9k like sub reddits for you

>>36622508
Simply letting a number of people into your country isn't support.

Many states have a refugee intake mostly to meet international obligations and to avoid an influx of illegal immigration (of which a greater proportion would occur should legal solutions not exist).

A real refugee programme would require programmes for integration, education, health and support.
This is really fucking expensive and politically impossible in conservative states like the USA.

States are doing the bare minimum to avoid trouble. It's "support" in the loosest definition of the term.

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https://twitter.com/Iron_Spike/status/857882759632736256

>>36622548
I think it does matter what you go through. Wealth enables a level of self-absortion that poverty doesn't allow for. On the other hand it also enables a more thoughtful, idle, life, though such a life requires the strength that only comes with overcoming hardships.

>>36622699
>Simply letting a number of people into your country isn't support.
Yes it is. They don't have to take in ANY.

>>36622697

I like r9k though, I've always been here.

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Life comes at you fast.

I love how this actually kind of turned into a sort of survival experience for pampered rich white kids on how other people live. There was constant comparisons to refugee camps.

>>36622718
Yeah, I agree with you on the self-absortion but why is it necessarily a bad thing? Maybe there's a way through self-absorption towards something good

>>36622736
As I said.
There are obligations which have to be met, in both international and often domestic law.
Saying that one can "just stop" refugees is as stupid as saying that one can "just stop" capitalism.
Technically it can be done, but it would require dumping significant legal constructs which is very unlikely in most modern societies.

That ignores any strategic benefit to be had by having a legal refugee intake.

>>36620842
Yeah it was pretty much a normie convention. But hey, congrats Dashcon, you've finally been dethroned.

>>36620052
It's spelled Ramsay you fucking naive. .

>$12,000

CHRIST!

That a year worth of tuition for me.

>>36619860
Watch Green Inferno, I think you'd like it.

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>36622758
Shit I did not read your other post nice (you) collection have a pony

>>36621691
There's some chatter its a social experiment to show life in refugee camps to a bunch of pampered kids.

>>36619810
You get the real Far Cry experience.

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>>36622999
Checked
Piss off robot cunt

>>36622862

Lol

>>36622985

If it is, it got the message across.

I'm going to listen to Ja Rule.

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>>36622289
Ticket prices mostly. They're insane.

>>36623085
sure, but for the promise of an awesome experience? I would go too if I were them

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I just realized, this whole Fyre Festival incident is genuinely the exact intro to Far Cry 3.

>rich normies pay thousands to party on a deserted island
>rich normies completely disregard aspects like minimal security, impoverished areas, proper lodging, and of course that their charter company is scamming them out of thousands
>suddenly, things go from bad to worse: packs of violent gang members arise, brandishing machetes and wolves

https://youtu.be/Rp98vTNkmG0

FAR CRY 5: THE FYRE RISES

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Reminder that Chad always wins

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lel fuck the stacies and chads that fell for this shit.

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>Mildly inconvenienced (Reports of muggings are bogus and such)
>They go full lord of the flies over it, reports over fights and stuff for food, tent attacking and burning, fighting for flights out of there

We're fucked if the world goes to shit. At least if you live in an area full of rich white millennial kids.

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>>36622712
Last post really hits it home. Altruism only works in a narrow parameter of circumstances.

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Former navy intel grunt here. I will say that the government of the Bahamas does not go soft on issues like this. They probably send in marines to disperse the camp and arrest anyone who was running it. People might get shot.

>>36621034
>Implying a /fit/let doesn't dream about participating in the hunger games

>>36621250
you're a retard if you believe that shit

>>36623547
>>36623085


Why. DO. "they" have to. FUCKING. WRITE like "that"!!!???

it makes me mad to see all these dudes abusing language like that, implying that it is just inconceivable to not have such luxuries as a medical team and caviar on some bumfuck island in neverland. get some fucking writing skills and save the dramatization for impressing your roastie mother next christmas or something

>>36623990
They'd truly suffer at a British festival if shitty food and sleeping in tends is horrific for them.

>>36621577
>#fyrefestival
That's hilarious.

It is always nice to see people who look on people who have to eat food of "inferior quality", as in supermarket house brand stuff, fight for plain bread and slices of cheese.

>>36619897
They are what normies aspire to be.

>>36624833
Yet when the food supplies were low they fought like savages over it.

>>36619810
normies... kek kek kek kek

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On a similar subject does anyone else here pollute and cause as much climate change as possible?

Climate change is the ULTIMATE weapon against normies. I have about 3 years of food saved up so I do everything I can to hasten the collapse of the natural world. Normies love nature. Without nature normies can't get their fucking microsalads, they won't be able to visit the park with their friends, cannibals will eat them, they will have to have sex with me for my stored lentils and rice. Here are some examples

>Intentionally go to peoples greenhouses and sneak in to destroy tomato plants and peppers. These are normie foods. Normies love lettuce etc. Sometimes I buy locusts from pet stores and put them into greenhouses.
>Break into peoples homes and turn their heating on and turn all the switches on their unused appliances to push up their energy costs and further increase their carbon footprint
>Carry around bug spray and kill every bee I see to damage the ecosystem
>Visited the beach last year and threw jars of acid into the ocean
>Planning to visit Siberia on holiday and start a wildfire to melt permafrost which releases methane a potent greenhouse gas
>Try to eat as much unsustainable food as possible ie at least 40% of my calories are beef which is the most damaging food to the environment
>smash recycling bins
>buy invasive species of lizard from a pet store and release them

I can't wait for the planet to kill all normies. Mother nature is the sweetest revenge

>>36625792
>Climate change is the ULTIMATE weapon against normies

humans have literally no discernible impact on (((climate change))) you stupid fuck

go to /sci/ and /pol/ and educate yourself

>>36619810
>>36619897
oh SHIT comrade Ja Rule just got a shitload of these normies into his gulag in the bahamas, what will he do next?

>>36626043
this is good bait

you'll get someone i'm sure of it

>>36625792
Salt is really cheap.

>>36622798
>The National Guard needs to get involved

He knows he's not in America, right? I imagine the Bahamas National Guard would make the situation much worse.

>>36619810

>2 days sleeping in a tent in a subtropical climate with only a little bit of food supplies

I intentionally did worse than this for fun when I was in the Boy Scouts. Survival campouts were badass. These kids need to stop whining and stop pretending they spent their own money on this shitshow. I hope Ja Rule was clever enough to base the company that organized the festival overseas so the international lawsuit goes nowhere.

>>36622712
>normie rich kids passing out after not even 24 fucking hours without water
Holy shit

If I were there I would rape so so so many women

>>36626686

No you would not. Those kids would probably kick your ass.

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>>36626686
>>36626828
Hey, Stacy! Is this faggot annoying you? We're ready to kick some ass over this ruined festival!

>>36626290
Yeah I think what he's referring to is the government in the Bahamas got involved as they saw its a shot at their tourism and looking bad at them (which is their number one source of revenue pretty much) and since they take their "Tourism needs very seriously" they felt the need to get directly involved and chopper people out of there.

>>36619810
absolutely based thieves. doing god's work

>>36619810
I don't know, maybe I'm just a bitter miserable cunt but this shit really makes me chuckle.

>>36627702
You wouldn't belong here if you didn't think it was hilarious.

>>36622870
It's spelled knave you fucking creetin

>>36626656
Alcohol dehydrates you and you know these normies love to drink