>mfw I started cumming the exact second my conservative christian

>>36619453
Get a job but we both know you'd never do that

>>36619485
That doesn't help me a single fuck anon.

BUMPING REEEEEEE I NEED SOME GODDAMN HELP

>>36619453
Your only option is to rape your grandma into submission to your will, I'm sorry anon.

FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKCKKC

>>36619606
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AUTISTIC CUNT AND ACTUALLY HELP ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKS WHO CAN'T EVEN HELP ANOTHER ROBOT IN NEED OF HELP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36619453
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDSADSDASD

>>36619453
>>36619453
This fucking agony oh my sweet lord...

Tell her you were possessed by the devil and made you masturbate.

You're fucked OP
Get a bus ticket to the farthest place you can go

>>36619759
I would reccomend going full deception mode

>"I'm so so sorry grandma I need to go to church right now, the devil made me do it etc"

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>>36619453
we're you moaning while cumming OP

>>36619806
>>36619941
No fucking way I'm going to talk about it to her... I'll start dripping spaghetti and confess my darkest secrets and cry...

>>36619979
*were
kssjdjdk

Deny fucking everything your granny says, say she confused with a friend you had over.

Ask her if she liked what she saw and whip your cock out. The pure confidence alone will win her over.

>>36619979
No I was avoiding eye contact and I was about to burst in tears... was trying to hide my penis between my legs and the cum was dripping from my thighs tho...

>>36619995
there really is not other option dude... the other one is getting a job and become independent, but what >>36619941 said sounds the most plausible solution, i did something similar before, it works, even more if you cry while doing it

>>36619453
>not having a lock on your door
why do you guys do this or fap at night

>>36619453
As long as you don't let her shame you then you'll be fine. Be regretful over letting her see you fap, not the fap itself.

>>36620001
She definitely knows it was me, I have been wearing the same shirt around her for days now.

>>36619941
Winrar, but you'll still be fucked anyways OP.

>>36620050
She fucking hates me. She always look me like a fucking shit on the floor... I'm already a 20 year old guy and she still scares the shit out of me. If I went to talk to her she would probably just tell how fucking disgusting piece of shit I am. I know what you're saying is the best solution but I wont be taking any more shit from that fucking cunt of a woman.

All respect OP but your grandma is a whore. Women who demand 'sexual control' of males, especially young healthy males under threat of eternal hellfire deserve to be called what they are. There isn't even anything in the Bible to suggest that masturbation is wrong. Your grandma was born to be trampled on.

>>36620031
You fucking horny dogs can fucking kill yourself right now and nobody would miss you garbage

>>36620035
Should've told her that a spooky ghost hit you with its ectoplasm

>>36620142
>Thou shalt not commit adultery
It's pretty well known that the bible doesn't like it when you're lusting over a woman who is not your wife

>>36620208
Haha fuck you faggot ass cunt. Kill yourself you fucking clown.

>>36620123
that sounds rough anon, I'm sorry to know that shes so rude to you, i think you should just focus on getting your parents on your side then, grandparents are really stubborn sometimes
I wish you the best of luck anon

>>36620287
Thanks anon, that was kind of you.

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We tried offering passive options OP.

Now rape granny or remain a pathetic sub cuckold.

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>>36620308
I hope you fucking die you insensitive cunt.
>Anon rape her this is your chance to get pussy hahahahaha
Fuck. You.

>>36619453
Who gives a fuck what your grandma thinks?