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>order food online to celebrate friday >the website tells

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>order food online to celebrate friday
>the website tells me the name of the deliveryperson
>mfw its a female name
Abort! Abort! I didn't sign up for this!

According to the website I've got around 10 minutes until she gets here. W-What do?
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>>36619448
Shower put on a nice suit and invite her in for dinner. This is your only chance OP.
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>>36619493
Deliverypeople are very busy. I also only ordered food for myself
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>>36619448
Call her your sweet delivery queen and offer her a tendie
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>>36619448
>order food online to celebrate friday

Do americans really do this?
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>>36619448
ask her if she has a boyfriend

don't answer the door in full r9k entrenchment gear
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I ordered a supermarket delivery here in Melbourne, Australia a week or two ago and a girl turns out. Literally never is it a girl, it's always a different guy in his 30's or 40's (pretty sure they cycle through them because they don't pay enough for the shirt work or something), and here's this young, super-athletic tomboyish but attractive girl.

I had answered the door looking like trash too because I thought it would just be another bloke. Spent the past week or two fapping to thoughts of her raping me.
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>>36619448
It's been 12 minutes, how'd it go OP?
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>>36619665
Well, obviously. He's getting his fuck on.
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>>36619448
>order food online to celebrate friday

americans everyone
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>>36619689
>>36619665
The deliverygirl came to my door, gave me my food and left. I'm eating delicious curry with rice now
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>>36619781
post pictures you nignogger
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>>36619781
is she a cute?
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>>36619781

That wasn't too bad, was it? Enjoy your food, delivery drivers don't give a shit about the people they see at the door.
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>>36619839
No you fuckg autist
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>>36619839
She was quite good looking in an original way
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>>36619448
She's prolly fat dude
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Hope you tipped well. $5 minimum just for driving and then another 20-25% of the order on top
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Just leave the money under the rug or pot and tell her to leave the food by the door.

She won't take the money and food because she will get a bad rating.
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>>36619899
What you gonna do now? Jerking off to thoughts of her? Or will you make a move on her?
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>>36621390
I'm gonna sit on /r9k/ and maybe watch a movie
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>>36621427
What race was she?

How big were her tits?
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>>36621427
Well...it's the most natural desicion a robot would make.
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>>36621331
>$5 minimum just for driving and then another 20-25% of the order on top
Jesus Christ.

No more than 15%, ever.
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>>36621515
>What race was she?
White
>How big were her tits?
above average
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