>order food online to celebrate friday
>the website tells me the name of the deliveryperson
>mfw its a female name
Abort! Abort! I didn't sign up for this!
According to the website I've got around 10 minutes until she gets here. W-What do?
>>36619448
Shower put on a nice suit and invite her in for dinner. This is your only chance OP.
>>36619493
Deliverypeople are very busy. I also only ordered food for myself
>>36619448
Call her your sweet delivery queen and offer her a tendie
>>36619448
>order food online to celebrate friday
Do americans really do this?
>>36619448
ask her if she has a boyfriend
don't answer the door in full r9k entrenchment gear
I ordered a supermarket delivery here in Melbourne, Australia a week or two ago and a girl turns out. Literally never is it a girl, it's always a different guy in his 30's or 40's (pretty sure they cycle through them because they don't pay enough for the shirt work or something), and here's this young, super-athletic tomboyish but attractive girl.
I had answered the door looking like trash too because I thought it would just be another bloke. Spent the past week or two fapping to thoughts of her raping me.
>>36619448
It's been 12 minutes, how'd it go OP?
>>36619665
Well, obviously. He's getting his fuck on.
>>36619448
>order food online to celebrate friday
americans everyone
>>36619689
>>36619665
The deliverygirl came to my door, gave me my food and left. I'm eating delicious curry with rice now
>>36619781
post pictures you nignogger
>>36619781
is she a cute?
>>36619781
That wasn't too bad, was it? Enjoy your food, delivery drivers don't give a shit about the people they see at the door.
>>36619839
No you fuckg autist
>>36619839
She was quite good looking in an original way
>>36619448
She's prolly fat dude
Hope you tipped well. $5 minimum just for driving and then another 20-25% of the order on top
Just leave the money under the rug or pot and tell her to leave the food by the door.
She won't take the money and food because she will get a bad rating.
>>36619899
What you gonna do now? Jerking off to thoughts of her? Or will you make a move on her?
>>36621390
I'm gonna sit on /r9k/ and maybe watch a movie
>>36621427
What race was she?
How big were her tits?
>>36621427
Well...it's the most natural desicion a robot would make.
>>36621331
>$5 minimum just for driving and then another 20-25% of the order on top
Jesus Christ.
No more than 15%, ever.
>>36621515
>What race was she?
White
>How big were her tits?
above average