>attractive girl flirts with me on the bus >tell her

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>have to write 200 word essay due tomorrow
>actually write 201 word essay before the deadline

>ask an autist if the seat is taken
>he tells you to stop bothering him

>obese male and female fight over seats
>report them both

>roll down the road doing my job
>two human entities are trying to interact in my insides

>>36618271
>Random guy reporting something wrong
>applaude

>>36618195
Bro ur fucked up

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>on the sidewalk waiting for the light to go green
>never cross

>obese people fighting over seats
>someone reports them
>someone applauds for some reason

>A random guy just staring at us creepily and narrating everything
>He is also confused

>>36618195
>200 word essay
I wish

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>in cafeteria
>ask for a piece of bread on a plate
>look smug walking to my table while everyone looks at me confused
>sit there and don't eat it, just zone out for 30 min

>>36618215
Actually no. I was busy watching Breaking Bad Season 2 on my smartphone until this girl sits next to me. At first she was asking for help on directions to some place and then shes goes ahead introduces herself implying I should return the favor in kind. I politely told her I was busy and resumed my Breaking Bad episode.

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>ask for a cute girls number
>calls me a creep and doesn't give me her number
>I didn't even want that number anyway

> exam room
> you may begin writing
> >:)
> wait 1 minute before writing

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>>36618121
>eat at a restaurant
>2 girls asked if they can seat with me because all other seats are already taken
>tell them my friend's in the rest room
>I actually don't have any friends

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>final in 3 days
>haven't studied

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>dog shits in front of cops while they stare
>just keep walking

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>girl tells me she thinks i'm super special and she's amazed she met me and has loved all the time we've spent together
>cries a lot and breaks it off with me because i am moving in a month but she comes crawling back
>pissed she came back because she won't fuck me yet and i wanted to get laid last night
>tell her i will always remember her and i'm so lucky i know her
>always say the right thing
>text her stuff that makes her melt
>she asks if we can keep talking once i move and she can come visit me next year
>tell her i would love that
>don't mean a word of any of it and just resent her at this point
>using her for coke this weekend
>hate her and hate myself
>lmao

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>asian girl asks if I want to go out
>tell her no thank you and run away

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>girl apologies if she said something wrong
>I don't even know what the hell is she talking about
>tell her she's weird and get away from me anyway