>getting laid is easy, bro! >girls are slutty and tind

>>36617539
It's remarkable how few scientific studies on this kind of thing are out there. I once went to the human sexuality section of my Uni library and found almost no info on the population dynamics of sex. It was all sex-positive bullshit for women. Definitely something that's going into my manifesto if I ever snap

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>>36617539
>The opening lines that worked, were often extremely flat but to the point. One that seemed to work was just "wanna smash".
Every time I think memes aren't real, they are.

>>36617539
More studies like this?

THIs is the stuff. That makes me want to die

Why does this fake "study" get posted here all the time?

>>36617957
How is it fake? Post a real study then?

>>36617539

That's probably because tinder is seen as a last resort for males.
Top 20% of males probably already have 1-2 fuck buddies they use for sex, the other 30% could probably get laid if they tried.
Tinder is for the bottom 50%.

>>36618058
Things I pulled from my fat ass: the post.

>>36617957
>girlsaskguys
>smash
No this is real science I swear! Not Internet adbait at all!

Christianity was right.

Fuck this sex positive culture.

We are just letting Chad take all the females.

>>36618055
One Tinder study tried to determine the type of guys that get the most matches. And it was ordinary nice guys who came out on top, not "Chads".

>>36618130
Don't complain, become Chad and fuck bitches.

>>36617660
memes are a reality

My gf and I just hit 6 months and we met on tinder :)

>>36618157
>become a Chad

when will this meme die

being a chad is genetic. you have to be 6ft+ with a large skeletal structure and good facial features

>>36618200
no fucking idiot that doesn't help at all if you can't speak to anyone

>>36618200
Your meme is retarded and needs to die. Chad is someone successful in life and with women. Nothing to do with genetics.

>>36618259
>Chad has nothing to do with genetics
oh yeah, I forgot this board was invaded by delusional normie redditors three years ago. Maybe that's why I stopped going on here.

Women are attracted to GOOD GENETICS. It's basic fucking biology. Are you so retarded that you can't understand that basic fact?

>>36618324
You shouldn't call someone retarded and then post complete falsehoods as "facts". You have no fucking clue about what women are attracted to.

>>36618099

Kinda gave it away by putting
>Probably
3 times in that post.

>>36618357
women are biologically driven to desire males with good genetics so they can produce the highest possible quality offspring.

I bet you deny evolution too, you delusional faggot.

>>36618179
>:)
tfw falling for the most obvious retard's bait

>>36618131
Did the matches translate into sex?

>>36617539

>getting laid is easy, bro!
>girls are slutty and tindr exists

This is totally true though, sure tindr might not be for everyone just go out and meet girls in clubs and stuff.

my trick is to wait until the end of the night, say about half an hour before the club closes. Then go out into the smoking area and look for a girl who's by herself and ask for a rizzla or something. Just chat for a while then say you're heading off soon and ask if she wants to come smoke a joint.

Easy as that, works about 80% of the time.

>>36618131

That's because chads don't need tinder.

>>36618400
And in today's society male attractiveness is determined by social status above everything else. Studies have even shown that having charisma and wit will negate not being good-looking.

>>36618506
>only Chads get girls on tinder
>Chads don't use tinder because they don't need to

Which one is it?

>>36618400
Don't underestimate skills in talking to women.

My mate is 5,4 and slightly chubby yet has always punched well above his weight when it comes to gf's. He's just naturally really good at talking to women, sure he's shit at pulling on a night out but if he can sit down and chat with a girl for an hour she's usually his.

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>>36617660
>generic hipster faggot prattling on and on about Radiohead, babby's first """weird"""" music
>surprised that girls find you boring
I'm a guy and I find you boring too.

>>36618526

second one, it's only above average normies that get girls on tinder.

>>36618526
you're quoting 2 different posters

>>36618565
>muh anecdotal evidence
still doesn't beat basic biology

>>36618565
He probably has a way above average face and a full head of hair.

>>36618685
Yeah it's totally anecdotal but you can't deny some men just really know how to talk to women.
>>36618714
Yeah he has a full head of hair but i wouldn't say his face is that attractive, he's just pretty standard all round. His main thing is he can make any girl laugh then he just goes from there.

>>36618500
>bumming around a shitty nightclub until 5am for a chance at leftovers
no thanks
>works about 80% of the time.
chad get out reeeee

>>36618769
I'm guessing his girlfriends are usually pretty short as well aren't they

Or if they are tall, they are on the ugly side.

>>36617660
>Joy Division
>Radiohead
>Thom Yorke obsession
made by a redditor no doubt

>>36618862
They have all been taller than him, but yeah don't think he's ever dated a girl above 5,7. Seriously though they have all been really hot it's crazy how he's able to do it.

>>36618899
More like /mu/ 8 years ago, newfriend.

>>36618685
All those tall Chads getting pussy are just anecdotal. It's a fact that non-physical attributes have a far larger role in attracting girls.

Give me one reason I shouldn't kill myself right now

orggijsd

>>36618862
Why do lanklets virgins always get so salty when someone mentions a short guy getting pussy?

>>36619048
Watching the world fuck itself further and further into oblivion is too fun to miss.

Also, your depression will pass. Just hang on.

>>36619081
no it wont because im also crippled and have to wear diapers and cant feel my cock

been this way 27 years..

even had 2 gfs.

The world isn't going to get fucked enough. It's just going to be stable misery.

>>36617660
How fat is the maker of that comic?

>>36618252
you don't even have to say anything if you are Chad, they do all the talking

>>36619161
You can't really be Chad if you're mute. Well, you can be, but it's really hard.

>>36617604
Lol okay then Elliot Rogers. Get a grip man

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>>36619188
>You can't
>Well, you can
herp derp

>>36619276
Why are you posting that hideous thing? The question was about Chad.

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>>36618179
How does it feel knowing your girl got dicked down by dudes like me 1000 times before you met?

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>>36619293
>hideous thing

>>36619305
pretty bad considering women retain previous sexual partners DNA, so I'll be raising your child if I ever do get married :(

http://www.collective-evolution.com/2014/03/18/this-study-will-make-you-think-twice-about-who-you-are-getting-into-bed-with/

Idk I'm a solid 6/10 same with my girl and we can find hot girls who want 3 ways with us

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>>36619703
>3 ways with us
degenerate

>>36619703
>things that never happened: the p0st

>>36619868
>Literally happening today

>>36620476
pics or it didn't happen, fagtron

>>36617539
I don't get why this has to be a discussion. Women are attracted to attractive dudes. Nothing to get mad at, it's just how shit works. It's pointless to get upset over that if you're a bottom rung guy like I am unless you're taking steps to work on it. Better luck next time if you want the easy ride.

>>36621184

>t. cuck

pls end your life.

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>>36621284
I'm just not deluded enough to think I actually have a chance in this whole rat race. I still wouldn't accept sharing whatever damaged ass woman that decides to look at me twice.

>>36621469

If immoral behaviour never gets called out, than it isn't going to change. But women know, that being superficial is not socially excepted, hence their entire hamsterwheel spinngin about "nice guys" and "inner values/personality".

We have to make this public and tell all those bluepilled faggots what they are up against.

Beta uprising when?

>>36621184
Why can't I complain about this while women can complain about "being sight-raped by creepy subhumans" all the time and nobody considers it an issue? Fuck you

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>>36619626
>pretty bad considering women retain previous sexual partners DNA

Would ya look it at that! Even if Beta Boize do get the girl in the end, Chad's DNA finds a way. Just further proof that genetics > everything.

>>36621628
I find that bullshit too, both sides have dumb, pointless problems that are blown up for no good reason. About that specifically, dumbass bimbos need to get the fuck over themselves.

>>36620476
Got nothing to prove to virgins, btw if my girl fucks another girl while I'm there and involved, is that still being cucked?

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>use faceapp to roleplay on tinder as a girl
>Get this kind of shit


Seriously everyone sucks

>>36623045
girls can't "fuck" each other. there's no penetration

>>36618131
you are so incomprehensibly full of shit i cannot believe you can even write that comment without vomiting in your mouth. I hope you get hit by a car

>>36618259
ur a fucking retard u dipshit bitch

what the fuck does that even mean to purpose that chad is anything BUT genetic.

If someone becomes successful with women later on in their lives they either A) became a fucking betabux or B) had chad genetics under the fat and were dormant chads

fucking retard normies need to leave this board forever

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>"Hey, do you want to see that nice concert on Sunday?"

>"Oh anon, you are so disgusting stop objectifying me!"

>proceeds to make a post talking about how men are disgusting on FB with a Frida Khalo picture below


>"wanna smash?"

>"Oh Chad, you are so profound. You are the kind of man that know what he wants. Of course I want to, which underwear should I use? None? Is none okay to you?"

>>36624243
Hate to admit it, but I have been in both situations. I don't get girls, I never will.

>>36624117
this

the board is overrun by normies

When I was bored I did a fake girl account with 2 pics (we don't even see the face that well) with just a one sentence description, I got over 100 matches in a very short amount of time and there was a good numbers of outgoing /fit/ guys.

Girls may be very picky, but this is because of us males puting any pussy on a pedestal.